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Slaan posted:My farmers market had live blue crabs today. My wife thought it was hilarious and decided to pick one up despite the sign saying to not touch. How widowed are we talking here?
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Mar 8, 2023 02:12
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Mar 8, 2023 02:18
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Are the gifts live crabs who patrol your yard and keep out all manner of pests including neighbors? I bet the third extra gift is a slightly widowed fellow whose wife touched the tip top
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Mar 8, 2023 04:10
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Do not give the crabs weed, we do not want them high
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Mar 8, 2023 06:12
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but what do they want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfSx9cIMwPk
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Mar 8, 2023 06:36
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Ror posted:but what do they want Funyuns
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Mar 8, 2023 07:32
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https://i.imgur.com/zQ0WVgt.mp4
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Bored posted:Funyuns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDngl11P3k
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Mar 8, 2023 19:08
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He tried to touch the tip top
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Mar 8, 2023 23:07
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Wait a second, wait a snippy snoppy second! What if we've been doing this backwards the whole time, what if that's why the snip snip if touch tip top? Maybe... Maybe if we touch snip snop first then we can get tip top pets? 
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Mar 8, 2023 23:15
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Crabs' one weakness: being asked for a yee-claw
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Mar 8, 2023 23:32
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Hold hands with our crustacean friends
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Hold hands with our crustacean friends The strength of the grip just means they like you
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Mar 9, 2023 02:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g snip snip
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Mar 9, 2023 03:16
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did someone say CRABHAND??? https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rr7ldf4JKO1s1ddrj_720.mp4
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Mar 9, 2023 21:56
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https://twitter.com/licoyas/status/1634309256236404736 
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Mar 11, 2023 03:25
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Y’all might enjoy the Baltimore local pipe trade pin: e: apparently either my housemate or I have already posted this pin, but since it’s Very Good, I hope it is re-welcome
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Mar 11, 2023 15:00
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https://youtu.be/mNKHB1vugnk this didn’t go where i expected
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Mar 11, 2023 15:04
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Mar 11, 2023 20:29
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Oh sure, folks think it's cute here, but when I reach out with my little mouth hands to give my eyes a quick wipe, everybody runs away screaming 
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Mar 11, 2023 20:38
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thats not real
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Mar 11, 2023 21:22
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Jeremy Bentham distinguished three kinds of crab entities: the real crabs: crabs that can be perceived, or can be inferred from other crustaceans the fictitious crabs: crab abstractions (crabstractions) that referred to crustacean things the fabulous crabs: those crabs that can be found only in the imagination
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bird with big dick posted:thats not real you're not real  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rrb9mlH3vo1qigfjt.mp4 ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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Mar 11, 2023 22:02
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https://youtube.com/shorts/_ao1__InhMM?feature=share
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Mar 12, 2023 04:03
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gently caress around and get snopped.
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Mar 12, 2023 04:53
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https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/1634566600266326020
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https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/1634568576148332545 god drat it it's in europe 
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Mar 12, 2023 20:05
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Ror posted:https://twitter.com/youngvulgarian/status/1634568576148332545 well it's in the uk  https://www.crabmuseum.org/visit
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There's a lot of crab crew in this thread one of us has to be a brit we need a field trip and photo essay, get on it UK goons we're relying on you
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I want to go to the crab museum 
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If you want to see a realistic talking crab: https://youtu.be/kpGo2_d3oYE
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Cartoon Man posted:If you want to see a realistic talking crab: Not enough crab. And I feel they are also missing out by not having a a drag Queen play Ursula. But this is the crab thread, so I won’t post links to some of the fantastic performances of “poor unfortunate souls” performed by men and drag queens I’ve seen on YouTube. Shut up! I was a little girl when the little mermaid came out originally.
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Had a scallop roll. I know, not crab related, but I am Billy Ocean now.
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Bored posted:Not enough crab. And I feel they are also missing out by not having a a drag Queen play Ursula. But this is the crab thread, so I won’t post links to some of the fantastic performances of “poor unfortunate souls” performed by men and drag queens I’ve seen on YouTube. Shut up! I was a little girl when the little mermaid came out originally. Ursala is the best villainess ever, and "Poor Unfortunate Souls" is the best villain song ever. NEVER be ashamed for stanning them
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https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1635243209038368769 "Princess of the hermit crab world"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WW4XvFntQ Ask the little crabs that can’t make it up the sides 
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I'm in love with a crab but I don't know if it feels the same way.
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