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WHY BONER NOW: Mar 6, 2016; Pillbug

I remember Melissa McCarthy playing Sean Spicer on a Segway. It was deeply embarrassing for the administration because it was a woman playing him

# ? Mar 13, 2023 19:44

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:49

Redezga: Dec 14, 2006

I can't read any of those pages from the Plump book with anything other than an Anthony Kiedis 'Sir Psycho Sexy' voice.

# ? Mar 13, 2023 20:59

Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

losing patience as I AGAIN explain that it�s okay to make fun of trump for being fat and gay but not anyone else. honestly this kid? problematic

# ? Mar 13, 2023 21:05

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Buying that poo poo should be considered child abuse

Not that its really for actual children, of course

# ? Mar 13, 2023 21:13

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Private Cumshoe posted:

ftfy

corrected by the Alex Jones watcher trap sprung I preferred nesquick as a kid

# ? Mar 13, 2023 21:40

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I just think Alex Jones is kind of cute ok don't kinkshame me

# ? Mar 13, 2023 21:45

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Camilla, Kimberly, Gavin, Charles

# ? Mar 13, 2023 21:55

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

been asking this
Limbaugh takes heat for using 'R' word

politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com, February 6th, 2010 posted:

Special Olympics CEO Tim Shriver is asking Rush Limbaugh to watch his language.

The request came two days after Limbaugh repeatedly used the word "retard" while talking about White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel's own reported use of the offensive term to bemoan liberal activists during a closed-door meeting last year. Emanuel�s comments, first reported in the Wall Street Journal last month, were reportedly directed at liberals opposing President Obama's health care plan.

"Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult has taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, 'retards," Limbaugh said of the report on Wednesday's show. "These liberal activists are kooks, they are looney tunes."

"I am not going to apologize for it, I am just quoting Emanuel� So now there is going to a meeting, there is going to be a retard summit at the White House," Limbaugh also said.

In a letter to Limbaugh Friday, Shriver asks the talk-radio host to take a pledge to no longer use the word.

"In my own experience, when I ask people � be they first graders or media figures � to join in stopping the casual use of the word 'retarded,' they universally agree to do so," Shriver writes in the letter. "Most want to go further: They want to understand better how they can serve as agents of acceptance and dignity."

The letter came days after Shriver and four other disability advocates met with Emanuel at the White House to discuss his alleged use of the word.

"We are thankful to Mr. Emanuel for meeting with us today and hearing our concerns," the group said in a joint statement following the meeting. "He sincerely apologized for his mistake and the pain it caused in our community."

# ? Mar 14, 2023 07:46

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

quote:

Palin Camp Rips Limbaugh, Hits His �Retard� Comment As �Crude And Demeaning�

Sarah Palin versus Rush Limbaugh!

Palin believes Limbaugh�s repeated use of the word �retard� yesterday was �crude and demeaning,� her spokesperson emails.

In the wake of Palin�s demand that Rahm Emanuel be fired for saying the liberal activist strategy on health care was �f�king retarded,� a bunch of people have been asking how she�d react to Limbaugh�s tirade on the air yesterday.

�Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult�s taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards,� Rush said, adding that Rahm�s meeting yesterday with advocates for the mentally handicapped was a �retard summit at the White House.�

I asked Palin spokesperson Meghan Stapleton for comment on Rush�s rant, and she emailed me this:

�Governor Palin believes crude and demeaning name calling at the expense of others is disrespectful.�

It hardly has the passion of her response to Rahm, and there�s no call for him to step down. But given Rush�s stature among conservatives, it�s pretty interesting that she went this far, denouncing his on-air rant as �crude and demeaning name-calling.�

# ? Mar 14, 2023 07:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm gonna guess he acquiesced

# ? Mar 14, 2023 07:50

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

actually he died, which is great

# ? Mar 14, 2023 09:13

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Fred Thompson's lazy attempt to pull a Reagan

All I remember about his campaign was losing his poo poo when someone used the phrase windfall profits tax in his presence

# ? Mar 14, 2023 09:40

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1507052822872866828?lang=en

# ? Mar 14, 2023 10:01

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

projecthalaxy posted:

Being equal to Trump is a good thing?

# ? Mar 14, 2023 10:03

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Animal Friend posted:

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1507052822872866828?lang=en

Lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2023 12:26

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

Private Cumshoe posted:

Fred Thompson's lazy attempt to pull a Reagan

All I remember about his campaign was losing his poo poo when someone used the phrase windfall profits tax in his presence

Was he the guy who accidentally revealed the existence of the Nixon tapes or am I thinking of another idiot?

# ? Mar 14, 2023 12:26

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Animal Friend posted:

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1507052822872866828?lang=en

Why are you apologizing? You were right the first time

# ? Mar 14, 2023 12:43

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

HootTheOwl posted:

Why are you apologizing? You were right the first time

i literally was thinking "yeah hes not wrong"

# ? Mar 14, 2023 16:44

Minecraft Holmes: Oct 21, 2016

mawarannahr posted:

been asking this
Limbaugh takes heat for using 'R' word

the iranian president called trump mentally retarded and he flipped out and threatened to obliterate iran

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:42

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

North Korea was smarter and called him a dotard

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:48

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Minecraft Holmes posted:

the iranian president called trump mentally retarded and he flipped out and threatened to obliterate iran

Fondly remembering Kim Jong-un calling him a dotard

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:48

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I remember that we elected two dotards to the presidency in a row. Lmao

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:49

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

ikanreed posted:

I remember that we elected two dotards to the presidency in a row. Lmao

Two guys who are both literally demented, in different but similar ways!

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:50

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

remember Trump firing Bannon because he got mad at an SNL sketch

And then him, gorka, garrison et al trying to spin it as 'being more dangerous outside the white house'

The Chad Jihad has issued a correction as of 20:15 on Mar 14, 2023

# ? Mar 14, 2023 19:56

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

I miss him so much

# ? Mar 14, 2023 21:59

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

Animal Friend posted:

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1507052822872866828?lang=en

lol his name is Dick Palmer.

# ? Mar 14, 2023 22:03

Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

And they laugh if your name is Randy. What a bunch of pooves

# ? Mar 14, 2023 22:31

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Mr. Lobe posted:

Fondly remembering Kim Jong-un calling him a dotard

Does anyone have this? I can only find reports on it.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 01:05

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Weka posted:

Does anyone have this? I can only find reports on it.

not sure it was recorded on camera
https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/911259887266668544

# ? Mar 15, 2023 01:11

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

silicone thrills posted:

lol his name is Dick Palmer.

Yeah but it means something else there

# ? Mar 15, 2023 01:14

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Lol remember when Hitler based his genocide strategy on US history

# ? Mar 15, 2023 01:37

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

https://twitter.com/obamaeracons/status/1593431571113156610?s=46&t=iD39TTDV_d1i8xzpVzy6KQ

# ? Mar 15, 2023 01:38

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

mawarannahr posted:

not sure it was recorded on camera

Ohhh dang how disappointing, one of the reports I saw said it was delivered in English.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 02:56

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Kitfox88 posted:

https://twitter.com/obamaeracons/status/1593431571113156610?s=46&t=iD39TTDV_d1i8xzpVzy6KQ

lol is this a multi camera setup?

# ? Mar 15, 2023 04:48

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

ikanreed posted:

Lol remember when Hitler based his genocide strategy on US history

classic

# ? Mar 15, 2023 07:48

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

Kitfox88 posted:

https://twitter.com/obamaeracons/status/1593431571113156610?s=46&t=iD39TTDV_d1i8xzpVzy6KQ

the salute did not age well for the intended audience

# ? Mar 15, 2023 08:21

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

It's still one of my favorite things ever especially the terrorist ~~fistjab~~handshake and the camera mugging at the end

# ? Mar 15, 2023 10:36

Fish of hemp: Apr 1, 2011; A friendly little mouse!

ikanreed posted:

Lol remember when Hitler based his genocide strategy on US history

What else could he have based it on?

# ? Mar 15, 2023 11:49

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Fish of hemp posted:

What else could he have based it on?

Germany's genocide of the Herero, the Armenian genocide, the Dzungar genocide, the Circassian genocide. There was a quite a run for a while there.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 12:04

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

British History

# ? Mar 15, 2023 12:15

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