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Murdstone posted:lol I just noticed the news story text. Jonah is a firm believer in the million monkey’s with a million typewriters theory.
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Jonah just knows his audience: people who want to see pictures of the masked menace and whoever he was fighting. The words just don't matter.
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Mar 10, 2023 18:34
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Mar 10, 2023 20:55
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"And...?" He better watch his money bin!  
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Mar 10, 2023 21:24
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I thought we missed a comic. She saw him Hotwire it and then still got in with him and knows he stole it?
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Mar 11, 2023 12:22
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Darth TNT posted:I thought we missed a comic. She saw him Hotwire it and then still got in with him and knows he stole it? I just assumed there was a missing Sunday strip in between (if so, does anybody have it on hand out of curiosity?)
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Mar 11, 2023 18:01
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 Donald who?   Larryb posted:I just assumed there was a missing Sunday strip in between (if so, does anybody have it on hand out of curiosity?) Murdstone fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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Mar 11, 2023 19:25
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If only there had been some way Spidey could have prevented this dilemma. But alas, it was literally impossible to prevent it from getting to this point!
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Also if only he had some kind of long-distance reach that could pull her to safety and leave The Protector without a shield, but alas, the webswinging Spider-Man who is currently swinging through the city on his webs that he can fire great distances simply doesn't have anything in his arsenal that would allow for that. "He's exactly as rich and famous as - and looks just like - Donald Trump!"
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I'm starting to see where all these "I don't believe you're spiderman, spiderman" folk are coming from in these strips. If I was in nsm New York, I'd say the same thing to goad Spidey into doing a bunch of stunts for me.
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No window would have an alarm on the 34th floor in a city where multiple villains are capable of flight. Like even if you want to ignore the greater Marvel universe as a whole and just limit it to NSM villains there's still the Goblins who use gilders, Vulture, Magneto...
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Also there are Billionaire Mecha-Gorillas that can jump a quarter mile, and possibly toymakers who aren't too cheap to spring for suction cups and gyroscopes... Edit: Also, we are deep into November, 2001, and this is the Thanksgiving comic. If nothing shows up at Christmas, guess NSM didn't do a contemporaneous 9/11 tribute comic? maltesh fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Mar 13, 2023 |
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Mar 14, 2023 05:53
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NOOOOOOOOO*thump**thump*OOOOoooooh well, too late now.
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i forgot that this arc was about a dude who arbitrarily decided laws didn't apply to him and was mostly correct. he's what sovcits aspire toward, including the giant urban cowboy aesthetic.
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Mar 14, 2023 18:46
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Kid shoulda paid.   
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Feel like that question has a lot of answers. Also the answer is The Chameleon. The Chameleon wants to rob the billionaire.
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I feel like a billionaire should call themselves "Goldmint". Silver is for the lower class rich.
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Calling himself "Goldmint" would move him into a higher tax bracket, and he can't have that. He doesn't pay taxes but it's the principle of the thing.
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"Too late to stop now! If I were to move my foot and hit the brakes, I would have already hit the kid! So, just hush up and sit back, this will all be over in a few moments!" "Nearly hitting him now!"
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I'm sure the kid will be fine. A little severe case of whiplash never hurt anybody.
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Murdstone posted:Kid shoulda paid. "So, I uh, webbed up his guards. And then Silvermint came after me, so I beat him up as well. Then there was no one to guard his paintings and Art Objects from the Chameleon, so i brought them all back to the apartment, MJ."
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Ikasuhito posted:A little severe case of whiplash never hurt anybody. Coroner: Listen Pe... Spider-Man, I'll give you the same answer I give you every night when you call me up sobbing uncontrollably, I am not changing Gwen Stacey's cause-of-death.
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Ikasuhito posted:I'm sure the kid will be fine. A little severe case of whiplash never hurt anybody. Slamming into a brick wall at the end of his swing might loosen a few teeth though
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Binary Badger posted:Slamming into a brick wall at the end of his swing might loosen a few teeth though  
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  That never happens.
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Mar 16, 2023 18:59
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I know this is NSM, but I'm still completely baffled that Pete's plan is doing exactly what the billionaire guy is describing: invade his home, attack his bodyguards, then babble about chameleons  You could have just stayed outside and kept guard, you dumbass!!
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Mar 16, 2023 19:12
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Well, we've been here before... ...And a spider can always sting!
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Mar 16, 2023 19:49
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he has no idea who or what peter is even talking about. why should he care about a string of robberies? so it's pretty reasonable for him to be less than enthused about a deranged superhuman that broke into his home and started babbling about a small lizard.
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Mar 16, 2023 22:47
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Murdstone posted:
I mean, Silvermint makes a good point.
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Mar 17, 2023 08:06
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Mar 17, 2023 18:42
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Hold it Chameleon, last time you had to change clothes to transform!
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lmao The Chameleon is the best
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I will never get tired of his magical girl hand wavy transformations holy poo poo
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I wonder if the button to make the cage appear depends on your enemy standing in exactly the right place or if it has a motion detector or something to SNAPT onto any intruder
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