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If you don't have someone peeling your grapes you should probably just dig a grave right now.
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Cocaine Bear posted:You're challenging a bunch of tiny babies to a fight? These itsy children can't even handle the edible skin on fruit, and you want them to do violence? Grow up. Well that's what makes the fight funny
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Mar 14, 2023 23:41
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When I was a little kid my mum would cut up peaches for me but first she would peel the entire thing in a single unbroken spiral so that I could eat the peel separately. Nectarines too.
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Mar 14, 2023 23:45
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Speleothing posted:I'm sitting here trying to imagine the amount of effort that would go into peeling a peach and can't see the benefit at all. https://youtu.be/CbwmOtJFJF0
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Mar 15, 2023 00:08
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Waffle! posted:
I was hoping someone else would ask... what is the deal?
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Mar 15, 2023 00:13
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GABA ghoul posted:I was 19 when I first discovered that there are people out there who eat kiwis together with the skin. Just biting into them them like they are an onion. With zero hesitation or shame. I still haven't fully recovered from the shock. it's good though
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Mar 15, 2023 00:18
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:I was hoping someone else would ask... what is the deal? It is a reference to the news image of the lady cop who hosed multiple coworkers.
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Mar 15, 2023 00:23
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I'm a picture framer and this is causing me psychic damage
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Mar 15, 2023 00:25
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:I was hoping someone else would ask... what is the deal? It's a bunch of pigs dressing up as other animals.
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Mar 15, 2023 00:28
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That lady cop later went on to sue the department, claiming she was 'groomed' by her superiors.
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Mar 15, 2023 00:55
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While a stupid defense, the worse part is I keep seeing vids and commentaries taking a little too much joy in talking about how she was obviously lying and just loved to sit on pork sticks
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Mar 15, 2023 01:01
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Couldn’t care less about her choice in a Friday night’s activity but just lol at them blaming each other. Better her than some poor prostitute forced into it like the usual story of police sex parties.
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Mar 15, 2023 01:55
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She's gotten a lot more cops fired than I have. She's a true comrade.
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Mar 15, 2023 01:57
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I occasionally eat peanuts, shells and all. After all that's where the flavor is.
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Mar 15, 2023 02:03
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:She's gotten a lot more cops fired than I have. She's a true comrade. And yet, she still willingly became a cop, and therefore is definitely a bastard.
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Mar 15, 2023 02:04
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:She's gotten a lot more cops fired than I have. She's a true comrade. On one hand, gently caress cops. I only have one hand.
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Mar 15, 2023 02:43
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seance snacks posted:Best life hack, eating kiwis with the shell on. It’s free fiber and a nice little to-go container The feathers tickle my throat though
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Mar 15, 2023 03:02
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I must live in a internet black hole because this is the first time I'm hearing of the sex cop fiasco and apparent meme.
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Mar 15, 2023 03:11
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Hollismason posted:I must live in a internet black hole because this is the first time I'm hearing of the sex cop fiasco and apparent meme.
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Mar 15, 2023 03:23
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seance snacks posted:Best life hack, eating kiwis with the shell on. It’s free fiber and a nice little to-go container Also true.
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Mar 15, 2023 03:42
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seance snacks posted:Best life hack, eating kiwis with the shell on. It’s free fiber and a nice little to-go container Nice to meet you Mr. Dan Halen.
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Mar 15, 2023 03:46
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AlmightyBob posted:I'm a picture framer and this is causing me psychic damage hahah i didnt even notice that until you mentioned it. lol
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Mar 15, 2023 03:50
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what kind of weird titty baby are you that you wont eat a kiwi with the skin on? imagine going hog on some balls but it's better and that's a kiwi. where's the problem? 
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Mar 15, 2023 03:52
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well for a start, it's a critically endangered bird
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Mar 15, 2023 05:48
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I'm not impressed until I see someone eating clams and crabs with the shells on.
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Mar 15, 2023 06:33
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Mister Speaker posted:I'm not impressed until I see someone eating clams and crabs with the shells on. Soft shell crab is a thing.
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Mar 15, 2023 06:39
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Mister Speaker posted:I'm not impressed until I see someone eating clams and crabs with the shells on. those soft things? It's like none of you even grew up gnawing through a breakfast coconut like normal kids? like what the hell do you all even eat!!!
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Mar 15, 2023 06:40
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The thing about peaches is you have to get through all that sticky pulp stuff to get to the crunchy center
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Mar 15, 2023 06:47
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If you ever live to be like 120 years old and anyone asks what the secret is to good health and longevity you should gently caress with them by saying something weird, like that you eat a pinecone first thing every morning.
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Mister Speaker posted:If you ever live to be like 120 years old and anyone asks what the secret is to good health and longevity you should gently caress with them by saying something weird, like that you eat a pinecone first thing every morning. No no, what you do is you refuse to tell anyone your "secret", and then on your deathbed, claim you'd made an elixir for life and beg to be given more. And if you can time it just right, keel over dead as you're telling them the supposed ingredients. They'll be talking of you for a while after that, I reckon.
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AlmightyBob posted:I'm a picture framer and this is causing me psychic damage If it makes you feel any better those aren't really 'framed' per se, it's just posters squished behind a piece of plexi. Crab Dad posted:Soft shell crab is a thing. Post/username/avatar combo... worrying  dr_rat posted:those soft things? It's like none of you even grew up gnawing through a breakfast coconut like normal kids? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:She's gotten a lot more cops fired than I have. She's a true comrade.
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Mister Speaker posted:I'm not impressed until I see someone eating clams and crabs with the shells on. There was some Bear Grylls island survival challenge thing with a bunch of poms left on a tropical island to fend for themselves where they did just this. They were having trouble getting calories in and the tiny crabs they were catching were too hard to shell so people were just munching down on them and gave up on really chewing because it was wrecking their teeth. It turns out that the crab shell that grinds your teeth down is even more punishing on your intestinal tract as the shell does not dissolve in your stomach acid.
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Stiff upper lip as I pass a golf ball sized stool composed of nothing but masticated crab shells out my tender british button
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That's so disgusting. I'm the type of person who will basically lose it if I even crunch down on a tiny little piece of eggshell in my breakfast.
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 Inceltown posted:It turns out that the crab shell that grinds your teeth down is even more punishing on your intestinal tract as the shell does not dissolve in your stomach acid.  Sometimes you need a sprinkling of bless for the curse to hit right
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Mar 15, 2023 08:54
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Mister Speaker posted:That's so disgusting. I'm the type of person who will basically lose it if I even crunch down on a tiny little piece of eggshell in my breakfast. ...am I the only person who has their eggs crunchy style?
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Mister Speaker posted:That's so disgusting. I'm the type of person who will basically lose it if I even crunch down on a tiny little piece of eggshell in my breakfast. Better stay away from big Lenny then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZbgJJ6WRMU
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Inceltown posted:It turns out that the crab shell that grinds your teeth down is even more punishing on your intestinal tract as the shell does not dissolve in your stomach acid. I am picturing someone dry swallowing a whole tiny crab and then a few hours later making GBS threads out a whole tiny crab and it scurrying off
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