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ninjahedgehog posted:Are you drunk? The longing look she gives the bottle has stayed with me for years, it's just so funny
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And remember, every dollar you give helps [MEL GIBSON] rebuild [HIS SEX JACUZZI].
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ninjahedgehog posted:Are you drunk? Shooting out of your eyes A candy cake full of snow dreams A stocking full of smi-i-i-iles It's a Jordan Christmas!
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Most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting's house fire.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Imagine Christmas wishes I remember that video, it was raunchy!
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Thank you Kermit, for explaining the afterlife to us.
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If my heart surgeon brother is so great, why have so many of his patients died and I've only killed one guy?
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He's coming! The plan is working!
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What is this, Horseville? 'Cause I am surrounded by NAYSAYERS
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zephloyd posted:What is this, Horseville? 'Cause I am surrounded by NAYSAYERS WORDPLAY!
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You just killed a penguin. THIS PENGUIN!
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Melissa, its your face from soccer practice, pick it up.
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Mar 15, 2023 17:40
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Give up like you gave up on your relationship with David Blaine? He's the one who drove the wedge! With his magic!
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Peter Venkman? That's from Ghostbuters! You used Ghostbusters for evil!
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I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
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Last great sitcom, still does a 3.4 share in syndication, I did okay. I have a refrigerator that's just for soda.
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And the tree was happy. Shel Silverstein... was a communist
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Smash cut to ...
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Mommy's baby quits.
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🎵 I'm gonna get an iPhone. Everybody's gonna be jealous.🎵 This ditty pops into my head at least once a week.
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I'm turning around! Clear! Dishwashers!
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Mar 16, 2023 11:39
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I'm going to assume that's a Halderman reference. In which case, thank you.
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I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one giant lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien, and why is she so sad?
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I have to prove to my co-workers that I am not some angry, unfun woman who doesn't deserve to be included. Dieses fest muss klappen! Sie werden bereuen mich nicht zu mögen!!!!!
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I believe the moon doesn't exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers, but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
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theflyingexecutive posted:I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one giant lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien, and why is she so sad? ..... let's not do this, Elizabeth.
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We were going to lose our virginity to each other! Now I'll never lose it!
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Does that guy have a gun??? Its okay, he's not a cop.
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I tried to steal beer from a Duane Reade and some black guy cold cocked me. Like a security guard? I don’t know pal. I don’t see people that way.
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Does my vulva look swollen?
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I'll do a pube count, but it doesn't seem worth it.
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I won the Amory Blaine Handsomeness Scholarship to Princeton, and then attended Harvard Business School, where I was voted "Most. "
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When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country used to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That's why I buy Bazooka Joe gum. It's like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into. What's wrong with this country? When did we lose our way? Detroit? Life is hard, shouldn't everything else be harder?
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🎵 I caught crabs in paradise 🎵 🎵 And yes, I mean both kinds of crabs 🎵
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Tracy: They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.
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zephloyd posted:🎵 I caught crabs in paradise 🎵 Unwindulax
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Tracy: This Honkey Grandma be Trippin'
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I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995!
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