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Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

A MIRACLE posted:

joe jack is such a weird side character, i want to see him get up to something with octavio

Dear Octavio,

This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write...

honey

# ? Mar 15, 2023 18:10

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Joe Jack is used exactly enough

# ? Mar 15, 2023 18:28

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I just want a C plot where it shows them doing hijinks in the background

I guess joe jack doesn't really "do" things in the show, he just kinda has life happen to him and we hear about it at the shop

# ? Mar 15, 2023 18:39

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

it's the kind of book that people read on airplanes

# ? Mar 15, 2023 18:42

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Baby did a baaad thing

# ? Mar 15, 2023 18:47

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Joe Jack could alternately star in a 2010s prestige TV serial or post Arrested Development 2010s anti comedy sitcom depending on the writer.

# ? Mar 15, 2023 19:07

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

Get out of my house! Exodus!

# ? Mar 15, 2023 23:12

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uoWxr6ALSo

# ? Mar 16, 2023 02:44

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

"Dad, I accidentally used your toothbrush..."

"Throw it out."

# ? Mar 16, 2023 03:50

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Best thing about the Congo part of the episode was Tammy saying she was at the part where they were shooting the apes with a laser and Peggy was all misty that she was really reading it.

That part only happened in the movie. Neither of them had read it.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 05:42

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

The Bible posted:

Best thing about the Congo part of the episode was Tammy saying she was at the part where they were shooting the apes with a laser and Peggy was all misty that she was really reading it.

That part only happened in the movie. Neither of them had read it.

Incroyable

I�ve never read nor seen Congo. Love the layers. KotH more like GoaT.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 05:52

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Bible posted:

Best thing about the Congo part of the episode was Tammy saying she was at the part where they were shooting the apes with a laser and Peggy was all misty that she was really reading it.

That part only happened in the movie. Neither of them had read it.

Oh my loving god.

The show was carefully constructed enough that I assume this was in fact intentional but man I'd love to ask the writers about it just to double check

# ? Mar 16, 2023 08:44

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Congo isn't a terrible read, but without Joe Don Baker why even bother?

# ? Mar 16, 2023 08:55

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Lmao, Ken Penders was a storyboard artist for some season 11 episodes.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 15:41

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

That's crazy, lol. Archie comics koth lore is insane.

# ? Mar 16, 2023 16:32

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Yeah. Been listening to Cybershell�s podcast episode about Penders. The KoTH part is just kind of a random bit out of it. Still, worth a listen.

https://youtu.be/vlkWNlD62Pg

# ? Mar 16, 2023 16:40

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Ken used his personal experience to write Peggy

# ? Mar 16, 2023 16:47

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

This isn't really relevant but I saw it on the wikipedia page for Penders and lol

wiki posted:

A piece of concept art for Penders's Sonic Armageddon pitch, depicting the characters of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn crying over the planet Mobius exploding.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 00:31

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I feel a not entirely trivial reason for the Sonic fanbase having massively chilled out in recent years is uniting over sheer hatred of Ken Penders.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 14:43

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

One of the coolest things about growing up online hearing about a name like Ken Penders and just saying nope to typing it into google

# ? Mar 17, 2023 14:59

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

I'm always glad that I know gently caress all about Sonic

# ? Mar 17, 2023 15:00

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I don't know a Ken Penders but I do know that WICHITA FALLS KICKS rear end!! GO SOONERS!

# ? Mar 17, 2023 15:04

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Connie's period episode was hilarious because even as uncomfy as Hank was, he still took her to the grocery store, and awkwardly walked down That Aisle to help her when she started crying.

"Oh, Hank Hill, you ruin my life!" Love you too, Khan.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 15:38

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Star Man posted:

I'm always glad that I know gently caress all about Sonic

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:10

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

I enjoy how Hank has a nice chuckle after Kahn catches Bobby in Connie's room.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:20

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

The Bible posted:

Best thing about the Congo part of the episode was Tammy saying she was at the part where they were shooting the apes with a laser and Peggy was all misty that she was really reading it.

That part only happened in the movie. Neither of them had read it.

Holy poo poo this is awesome

# ? Mar 17, 2023 17:20

Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Testikles posted:

I enjoy how Hank has a nice chuckle after Kahn catches Bobby in Connie's room.

Because his greatest fear is that Bobby is gay. He's relieved that Bobby is (probably) straight.

It's every single conservative father's worst fear that their son is gay.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:25

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Star Man posted:

Because his greatest fear is that Bobby is gay. He's relieved that Bobby is (probably) straight.

It's every single conservative father's worst fear that their son is gay.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:49

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Denial ain’t just a club outside McMaynerberry honey

# ? Mar 18, 2023 00:51

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Hank chuckles and then has a big sigh of relief.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 02:53

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

now hop in yer sushi boat and GIT

lissen up, if yer drivin a nazzy car or an eye-talian scooter, get yer axis-lovin' rear end outta here!

# ? Mar 18, 2023 03:11

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

redgubbinz posted:

now hop in yer sushi boat and GIT

lissen up, if yer drivin a nazzy car or an eye-talian scooter, get yer axis-lovin' rear end outta here!

Mitsubishi!?!?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 03:55

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

I�m glad Bobby never discovered sonic the hedgehog

# ? Mar 18, 2023 04:11

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Instead of the shot revealing he's a Texas Ranger it's revealed Boomhauer makes his living drawing furry porn.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 04:26

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

bobjr posted:

Instead of the shot revealing he's a Texas Ranger it's revealed Boomhauer makes his living drawing furry porn.

That would probably explain a lot

# ? Mar 18, 2023 04:50

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

That would probably explain a lot

Dang ole, dang ole Sonic fursona man.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 05:19

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 06:12

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

That dumbass texas ranger reveal is such a huge misstep it seems like someone making a lovely joke

# ? Mar 18, 2023 06:45

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

It retroactively makes the episode where he gets mistaken for a mental patient and involuntarily committed a bit funnier.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 06:46

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:44

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Yeah and also the ~25 other continuities it ruins.

It seems like a saturday night live level joke.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 06:49

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