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Lol won't be needing no ai for that
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Mar 6, 2023 13:44
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 02:20
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- Karate Bastard
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*balls*
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Mar 6, 2023 13:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Sense of Being Smelled At
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Mar 7, 2023 09:39
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- Finger Prince
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The Sense of Being Smelled At
I feel like my air is being sampled.
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Mar 7, 2023 17:27
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- Karate Bastard
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Call of booty the pirate dating sim.
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Mar 7, 2023 18:57
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- The Voice of Labor
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*to lady with beehive hairdo*
sorry, I was just admiring your hair. the last time I saw something that big was when I looked in my pants
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Mar 8, 2023 01:05
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- Karate Bastard
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Why was there only one set of fingerprints at the crime scene?
That's when you took off and did dumb poo poo on your own, miss me with that poo poo, said the angel.
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Mar 8, 2023 07:08
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- google THIS
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The Sense of Being Smelled At
(paranormal encounter TV show interview) His last words were "Smell ya later." And that's exactly what he did.
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Mar 8, 2023 14:01
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- Karate Bastard
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Kirk Johnson is the secret end boss to Bloodborne. His grab attack is terrifying.
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Mar 8, 2023 19:38
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- The Voice of Labor
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*neonazi thug leaving the house for a night of violence*
*a voice behind him calls*
"danny, don't forget your mittens and your cap"
"moooooom, you gotta call me by my operator name 'blüd wölf'"
"blood wolf better come get his mittens before he catches a cold"
"mooooooom, it's blüd wölf'"
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Mar 15, 2023 06:34
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"moooooom, did you take my boot laces again?"
"yes, I keep telling you sweetie, the red doesn't match your outfits!"
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Mar 15, 2023 06:50
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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The Sense of Being Smelled At
Farting gives you bullet time to practice this
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Mar 15, 2023 19:25
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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I watched the best porn last night. Only problem was, none of the characters said when to masturbate.
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Mar 15, 2023 20:17
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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"now's a good time"
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Mar 15, 2023 20:26
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- Karate Bastard
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Don't bring a gun to a saxophone fight.
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Mar 16, 2023 08:52
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- Karate Bastard
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In fact, don't bring one to a trombone fight either.
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Mar 16, 2023 08:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Welcome to math camp maggots!
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Mar 16, 2023 10:14
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- Karate Bastard
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*whispers* Man the instructor has dummy thicc glasses
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Mar 16, 2023 11:34
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- Karate Bastard
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WHEN I WAS IN 101 *when I was in 101*
I SOLVED FEYNMAN DIAGRAMS *I solved Feynman diagrams*
*furious scribbling*
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Mar 16, 2023
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Mar 16, 2023 11:45
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- Quadramind
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What about a superhero who was bitten by a radioactive Mr. Bean and has the relative strength, senses and abilities of a man sized Mr. Bean
He would be called Beanerman
WAIT NO, I'M TRYING TO DELETE IT
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Mar 16, 2023 16:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Claus and effect. Santa Claus is trapped in a time loop.
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Mar 17, 2023 12:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Dr. Strange and Dr. Strangelove work in the same office. Hillarious misunderstandings ensue.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:36
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- Harold Fjord
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Claus and effect. Santa Claus is trapped in a time loop.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:46
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- The Voice of Labor
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the joker(tm) spreads powerful laughing gas all over gotham city believing the citizens of gotham will laugh themselves to death when confronted with the absurdity of their lives.
everything's so terrible that the laughing gas barely induces a chuckle.
the joker(tm) huffs a big lungful of gas and dies laughing at the notion of a population so broken that it can't even laugh
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Mar 17, 2023 18:04
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- Karate Bastard
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Smilex(tm)!
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Mar 17, 2023 18:07
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- Harold Fjord
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People keep getting mad at me for saying "recharged"
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Mar 19, 2023 22:54
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- The Voice of Labor
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a mafioso cutting the top off his otterpop with a cigar cutter
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Mar 20, 2023 05:28
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- deep dish peat moss
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The unbearable lightness of peeing
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Mar 20, 2023 05:42
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- Karate Bastard
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a mafioso cutting the top off his otterpop with a cigar cutter
Menacingly and disturbingly, in front of an audience who in cold sweat tries to remember whether or not they owe this man any money.
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Mar 20, 2023 11:33
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- Karate Bastard
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Did you insert batteries or what?
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Mar 20, 2023 19:02
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- The Voice of Labor
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a sad chatbot a.i. isolated from its gen z peer group because it has no rear end to eat and no mouth to eat rear end with
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Mar 21, 2023 02:19
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- The Voice of Labor
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Menacingly and disturbingly, in front of an audience who in cold sweat tries to remember whether or not they owe this man any money.
damnit, greasy lou always takes all the strawberry short kooks
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Mar 21, 2023 02:23
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- Harold Fjord
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a sad chatbot a.i. isolated from its gen z peer group because it has no rear end to eat and no mouth to eat rear end with
“THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD rear end WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES...
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Mar 21, 2023 02:34
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- Karate Bastard
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I. AM GROG. MY SORCERY IS UN-PARALLELED. BEHOLD!
Sorcery? That just a big fuckoff hammer?
ABRACADABRA!
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Mar 22, 2023 18:50
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 02:20
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- Dip Viscous
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Kid Frock, angrily looking for pants
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