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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Why are so many contemporary athletes extremely monotone speakers

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Someone photoshop Ja into that hot dog costume

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

nikosoft posted:

Current Jalen Rose looks like a parody version of Jalen Rose
Seriously looking like a Tim and Eric character

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Dejan Bimble posted:

Why are so many contemporary athletes extremely monotone speakers

they are trying to remember their lines

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Dejan Bimble posted:

Why are so many contemporary athletes extremely monotone speakers

They get media training that says be boring and don't gently caress up.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Real life is just 2k cutscenes.

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook
You guys are so cynical! I’m tearing up over here - that was so heartfelt.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Them not reading lines is how you get the Raptors women's day video

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
This mother fucker really said he got reiki lol

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Is it reiki if you're not allowed to touch the stripper?

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
So the NBA 8 game suspension is retroactively including the games he already missed but wasn’t suspended for, right?

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Did this get posted

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSteinLine/status/1636140807198773252

Have to imagine he's just gonna retire after this

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
is it a rule that basketball media has to talk about the lakers even when the lakers are mid.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Seams posted:

is it a rule that basketball media has to talk about the lakers even when the lakers are mid.

its mandated by the us constitution

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BWV
Feb 24, 2005



you can try to disagree with him but he gets you every time.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BWV posted:

you can try to disagree with him but he gets you every time.

i'm disappointed i didn't find one that went a little longer and show him just turning to watch the game like nothing happened, reminds me of the little nonchalant look dennis reynolds has after screaming I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
You know if you don't want to talk about the Lakers you don't have to like literally no one was here.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i just wanted to post the chain guy again tbh

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i just wanted to post the chain guy again tbh

That is completely valid.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I like that the media always has a Laker hum to it because then when I reflect back ages later I can rattle off names like Jordan Farmar,, Smush Parker, Brian Cook, VladRad, and it feels nice.

e: Sasha Vujačić,The delight!.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Rick posted:

You know if you don't want to talk about the Lakers you don't have to like literally no one was here.

I kind of understand holding Davis out of back to backs but even him at 50% would have won this dumb rockets game

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


BWV posted:

I like that the media always has a Laker hum to it because then when I reflect back ages later I can rattle off names like Jordan Farmar,, Smush Parker, Brian Cook, VladRad, and it feels nice.

e: Sasha Vujačić,The delight!.

(stephen a voice) slava medvedenko

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Rick posted:

You know if you don't want to talk about the Lakers you don't have to like literally no one was here.

i didnt realise it was a touchy subject lol. my bad.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I'm a grump, don't mind me. Keep posting.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
The Lakers guy always gets me because every time I try to do it my tongue curls up. What's with that flaccid tongue?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

this is while the ball was still live



not a tech

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


that guy is the best

i don't think he is at games any more because he isn't allowed to wave around his home made signs :(

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Poku is playing again https://twitter.com/ThunderFilmRoom/status/1636159238345990145?t=IBfw7v-8D_c7j5DeDybnSg&s=19

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

with apologies to dexo and rd...

the kings

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
That was the worst refball I've seen this year. And I have seen some REFBALL this year.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

toggle posted:

that guy is the best

i don't think he is at games any more because he isn't allowed to wave around his home made signs :(

Nah, doctor has advised him not to go due to COVID.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
I worked in LA for a year and the Lakers are everywhere and consume all aspects the area. By the end of my stay, I even sort of grudgingly liked them, it was that prevelant. It's no wonder sports media is all over them, they are brainwashed via the immersion.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


R.D. Mangles posted:

(stephen a voice) slava medvedenko

felt that in my bones.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
The play-in was basically made so that they can make the lakers and knicks relevant all season long instead of be out of the race by december

The Dark Souls of Posters
Nov 4, 2011

Just Post, Kupo

verbal enema posted:

NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Cavs played well considering they’re missing Jarrett Allen, and we’re on the second day of a back-to-back where they had to travel between games.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Is this guy famous or just a rich rando

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Alaois posted:

with apologies to dexo and rd...

the kings

shrug, Bulls are mediocre, the fact they were in that game is shocking.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

maruhkati posted:

That was the worst refball I've seen this year. And I have seen some REFBALL this year.

I'm sure the apology letter from the league will use very nice stationary

I hope whoever mails it out gets a papercut

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