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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
"want barrier reef"
"barrier reef at home"

home:

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
its honestly impressive how uncool the australian government manages to make submarines. like sean connery was on one and i still look at that picture and think 'what a loser seacraft'

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
you cant invent a better pretense to have gay sex with a straight man than a submarine and its still profoundly uncool in my mind. thats worthy of whatever the opposite of a nobel prize is

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Airstream Driver posted:

Who the gently caress calls it a kielbasa sausage?

Tenacious D

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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theres digital billboards on the overpasses on the m2

it warms my heart every time i go past and see several cockies tearing bits off them

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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your buttcheeks is warm

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Does submarining even pay well? Looks like a pretty miserable way to make a living.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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depends, do you like anal sex?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Non Compos Mentis posted:

depends, do you like anal sex?

I don't think even TFAB could take an entire Collins class.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I don't think even TFAB could take an entire Collins class.

https://twitter.com/dropout/status/1489688499158757377

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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does the tower count as a flared base?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Non Compos Mentis posted:

does the tower count as a flared base?

I mean that's what it's there for.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I don't think even TFAB could take an entire Collins class.

Be funny if he took the periscope

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I loved the stunned incredulous response of "Hello... I'm.... Fifty?!..."

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

TIL My inner monologue changes to the voice of Stephen Fry when I'm high.

:350:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Does submarining even pay well? Looks like a pretty miserable way to make a living.

It is pretty miserable, but apparently the food is really good. It's one of the few vessels you can be deployed on and come back fatter than you left.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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They just open a porthole to catch dinner

Carth Dookie posted:

TIL My inner monologue changes to the voice of Stephen Fry when I'm high.

:350:

Thats the hitchhikers guide

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Carth Dookie posted:

TIL My inner monologue changes to the voice of Stephen Fry when I'm high.

:350:

Condolences

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Jestery posted:

Condolences

The gently caress are you talking about? Stephen Fry owns last time I checked?


*very specifically does NOT do a google search to avoid being heartbroken*

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i dont think hes getting cancelled or anything hes just an old posh oval office

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I made a shepherd's pie earlier and decided to top it with champ (Irish mashed potatoes with lots of butter, white pepper, green onions, cream and garlic salt) and OMG. Never using plain mashed potato on shepherd's pie again.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Jezza of OZPOS posted:

i dont think hes getting cancelled or anything hes just an old posh oval office

his relationship does not pass the half-your-age-plus-seven test so im afraid he's destined for banishment

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Office aircon has been turned off

Yay

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Anyone going to Camp Copes last Brisbane gig this Saturday?

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Lolie posted:

I made a shepherd's pie earlier and decided to top it with champ (Irish mashed potatoes with lots of butter, white pepper, green onions, cream and garlic salt) and OMG. Never using plain mashed potato on shepherd's pie again.

thanks for explaining champ, champ.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lolie posted:

I made a shepherd's pie earlier and decided to top it with champ (Irish mashed potatoes with lots of butter, white pepper, green onions, cream and garlic salt) and OMG. Never using plain mashed potato on shepherd's pie again.

Champ is the best thing ever.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GabbiBolt/status/1635902841507434501

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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i think one of the round the twist dads is in a kayo ad now

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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do kangaroos make hell noises like koalas do

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No. They just say like "chi chi chi" like Skippy did.

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

Being a teacher is not a reasonable excuse so I get to use up sick leave instead.

I was able to contact them in advance and describe the impact of me not being there for year 12 students and the fact that I am very difficult to replace at short notice for my skill set. They let me off the hook. Queensland’s system might be different to NSW though.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I'm having my heckles put up by my uni course

It's all

"Didn't you have a great teacher growing up that made you wanna be a teacher, of course you did. Write about how Teaching as a practice impacts you"

And all I can say is that a lot of my schooling was mostly autodidactic, and my experience with teachers was mostly one of frustration interspersed with frequent trips to ASD specialists , and my conception of a teacher doesn't align cleanly with the presented ideals. I feel I may be disadvantaged by engaging in good faith.So I've sent an email to the tutor saying what do?

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

are you training to be a teacher? lol

dont do it. retention rate of a great experience is 5 years.
If you do go ahead.
do the 80/20 program

4 years at 80% pay.
1 year completely off at 80% pay.

then get another job.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Meskhenet posted:

are you training to be a teacher? lol

dont do it. retention rate of a great experience is 5 years.
If you do go ahead.
do the 80/20 program

4 years at 80% pay.
1 year completely off at 80% pay.

then get another job.

Yeah, been in the education system for a decade + and am training to be a Teacher of the Deaf

I know what I'm getting into

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

i was in for about 15 years and got out.

you dont miss the pay when you remember all the bullshit.

You doing a full on deaf school or just deaf units in schools that wish you werent there because you bring down their naplan results

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Meskhenet posted:

i was in for about 15 years and got out.

you dont miss the pay when you remember all the bullshit.

You doing a full on deaf school or just deaf units in schools that wish you werent there because you bring down their naplan results

Full on Deaf schools basically don't exist anymore, and while there is valid arguments on both sides to this a 600% increase in university degrees by Deaf students is hard to hand wave away

General policy is to push students who are capable into a mainstream class with an interpreter as much as is realistically possible

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

femcastra posted:

I was able to contact them in advance and describe the impact of me not being there for year 12 students and the fact that I am very difficult to replace at short notice for my skill set. They let me off the hook. Queensland’s system might be different to NSW though.

I’ll try that but I don’t think it’ll hold water. Only professions that are off the hook down here are emergency services and medical people

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Dr. Garbanzo posted:

I’ll try that but I don’t think it’ll hold water. Only professions that are off the hook down here are emergency services and medical people

Just do what I did. Get the letter, have the duty postponed 3 times and then have it cancelled entirely.

Frankly I was looking forward to the experience (and the time off from work) and felt dissapointed to miss out.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Not the stupidest thing I've impulse bought at 3am while high, but probably the most expensive (so far)










Found on sale. BNIB. Needs a string change and bit of a setup, but it's growing on me already. Black pickguard has to go though

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Been writing up some documentation for a laser engraver and needed a sample image

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