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Poil
Mar 17, 2007

LvK posted:

how to make an edit!

1.) come up with a weird visual you can do easily
2.) come up with a joke of literally any variety no second step


Schrödinger's Jack-in-the-box? :v:

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Bernice is the smart one.


Gil Thorp



Home Free

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Obviously she's cheating - no matter what hand she'll get dealt she'll at least have a pair!

...

...oh wow, I'm sorry. I'm REAL sorry everyone.

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

3/13


3/15


I hope you're ready for over a week of cop jokes! I'm not.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Uramachi Sakaba
A few more shorts.

“Reiwa” being the name of the current emperor’s reign, so far in the past of the comic.

Cthulhu and Girl

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



Giant Ethicist posted:

Uramachi Sakaba
Botulism-in-a-can, my favourite!

B. Virtanen


ANSU



Fingerpori

Pianossa = on piano (i.e. at the piano, playing the piano)
-ssa = suffix indicating being in something
Pianossa = in the piano

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 5/4-6/50





Archie 10/21-23/46



Schlemiel.


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


It's like I'm looking at a lost Powerup Comics strip.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Samovar posted:

Obviously she's cheating - no matter what hand she'll get dealt she'll at least have a pair!

...

...oh wow, I'm sorry. I'm REAL sorry everyone.

i appreciate you

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The era when coaches thought keeping players dehydrated was a solid training/disciplinary tactic

Green Intern posted:

It's like I'm looking at a lost Powerup Comics strip.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Furry Gamer Dilbert















EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Our Boarding House (August 30-September 1, 1923)






Toonerville Folks (November 8-10, 1920)



THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAINS-- The Skipper carries the stove poker on the front platform so that the passengers can't stir up the fire when he isn't looking. The Skipper takes quick action against anyone trying to board the car with a stick which might serve the purpose.



Dok's Dippy Summer Vacation 1914 (so The Weather from August 17 and 18, 1914)




Little Lefty (March 10-12, 1938)




The whole "It's printed! How can it be a lie?" exchange in the first strip is painfully ironic in retrospect, since the Daily Worker had dedicated multiple pages to printing the full confessions from the Stalinist show trials in each of these recent issues...which were not only attended by Roosevelt's ambassador to the USSR, Joseph E. Davies, but earned his enthusiastic approval. And then in 1943 Warner Bros. turned Davies' book into Mission to Moscow, a piece of pro-Stalin wartime propaganda that at least one modern critic says "now seems an evil distortion, as if it were produced by Stalin himself", and that its favorable, approving depiction of the show trials is where "the film goes completely insane".

Grotesque exaggerations for the war effort were expected in WW2 popular entertainment, but it goes without saying that everyone involved with Mission To Moscow had to answer for the film repeatedly once the Cold War kicked in. Often under oath.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 16, 2023

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

The Demons of Baseball





PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Green Intern posted:

Elephants never forget...TO KILL!

I'm betting on pterosaurs.

They went through Turok's cleft & they're going to see honkers?!

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave


Another Naked Rob in the making

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass





Old School Peanuts (Mar 28-29, 1954)




See, stuff like this is why I think these kids are failed science experiments.


Calvin and Hobbes (Mar 10-13)









Big Nate




I want Nate's punishment to be sincerely liking Taylor Swift long after the other kids have moved on and this plan has outlived it's usefulness. Honestly it would be kind of an endearing trait.

Anyways, with that I'm on Vacation through the end of the month. See you then!

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (April 12, 2001)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
I Don't Get It.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Yvonmukluk posted:

Bad Machinery


Okay, fine. I'll be the immature one.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse



Legend of Bill




fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Hempuli posted:

Fingerpori

Jean Sibelius was a Finnish composer, known for a lot of really iconic tunes, including Finlandia, which some have suggested should've been out national anthem.

Finlands actual national anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU&t=7s

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Monty



Can somebody Red 'n' Rover this one for me?
Something about strip poker in the bath?
But the wife keeps winning, so she wouldn't have to take any clothes off anyway?
And if she keeps winning, why is the husband fully clothed?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the husband cannot focus upon the cards, due to his significant other in dishabille

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hempuli posted:

Botulism-in-a-can, my favourite!

You don't know that!

It could be surströmming!

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Uh, has this guy actually seen Spirited Away?

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Apr. 08, 1956)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 3/16/03



Oh gently caress You Messick 8/6/50



That's right -- the plane crash, the gold rush, the oddly identical pilots, the racist Native American -- it was all a dream!

Smokey Stover 7/5/53



Everyday Movies 3/20/36



"A few more weeks, Mopey, and the spring fever will be getting us."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 2/2/41



Bonus Comic! This one caught my eye.

Mopsy 5/14/50

Selachian fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Mar 16, 2023

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

manero posted:

Nancy 1943



Ok, I've been wondering for a long time and this is a good a time as any to ask: what's so bad about loitering on street corners compared to any other place?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Street corners are places where you can keep an eye on every direction while being able to hide or escape easily, so generally popular spots for shady business.

At least that sounds like a convenient reason to harass the undesirables in public places.

Kennel fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Mar 16, 2023

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



~Coxy posted:

Monty


Can somebody Red 'n' Rover this one for me?
Something about strip poker in the bath?
But the wife keeps winning, so she wouldn't have to take any clothes off anyway?
And if she keeps winning, why is the husband fully clothed?
They're playing normal poker, and despite not having anywhere to possibly hide cards, Arlo thinks his wife is cheating.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

PainterofCrap posted:

They went through Turok's cleft & they're going to see honkers?!
This simple and wholly unexaggerated sentence puts Turok in a greatly new light for me.

Selachian posted:

Oh gently caress You Messick 8/6/50



That's right -- the plane crash, the gold rush, the oddly identical pilots, the racist Native American -- it was all a dream!
Some stories are shaggy dogs; this one seems like a woolly mammoth. A repetitive, grossly offensive woolly mammoth.

Selachian posted:

Bonus Comic! This one caught my eye.

Mopsy 5/14/50


and we love Mopsy too because damnit how couldn't you.

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps



Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Heart of the City


What the gently caress are you talking about Billingsley




Three days in a row Billingsley's senile soapbox, dude really has no idea what point he wants to make, he doesn't even know the origins of his thoughts other than maybe now and then glancing at a headline.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (April 23, 1935)


Peanuts (March 18, 1976)


Miss Peach (August 31, 1989)


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (October 16, 1939)


Olive & Popeye


Out Our Way (April 28-30, 1941)




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Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010

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