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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Someone gaslight Nathen into believing that account is actually Garfield in the flesh

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Someone gaslight Nathen into believing that account is actually Garfield in the flesh

All hail the Garflesh!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





:eyepop:

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Would love to see iggies pitched on Shark Tank or some poo poo.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

angerbeet posted:

It’s not even a thing Canadians say

I will forgive your ignorance about the east coast, but only this once :catstare:

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

GolfHole posted:

nathen mazri is an enemy of the common person

Phucket

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Big City Drinkin posted:

My take on eGeez is that Nathen is obsessed with licensing and truly believes that being a licensee somehow confers prestige and exclusivity. So it just burns him up to know that there are people out there selling knockoff Garfield T shirts who didn’t put in the hard work and be young enough to secure their own license. Then he took that anger and tried to turn it into a business model, which clearly didn’t work

Nathen was the world's youngest Garfield restaurant/frozen-at-despatch lasagna delivery licensee. Therefore he ia an expert on licensing issues, and can righteously charge premium rates for his somehow-licensing-related eGeezer services. For it to be a big success, all he needs to do is spin hard and long. And he is very famous and loves to post on social media and talk to reporters, so how could he lose?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Oh Geez!

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1636269374452400128

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i just can't understand why brands aren't clamoring to be part of this

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I...uh..what? I can't parse this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
It's obviously a modern art piece. It's not meant to be "understood."

Please tell me Oh Geez! is just some avant-garde modern art piece. :ohdear:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mozi posted:

i just can't understand why brands aren't clamoring to be part of this

look at all that brand synergy

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Steadiman posted:

I...uh..what? I can't parse this

I think he screencapped a #Product box being used as a stand/shim during a Netflix doc about Pornhub. That's my read

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

dadaist business plan

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

tight aspirations posted:

dadaist business plan

Duchampeats

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

look at all that brand synergy

Do you mean brand synergy in the same way Foodfight meant it? Cos please keep the conversation clean here!

(also please no one mention that movie exists to him. It might send him down a dark path. ...er, darker path.)

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think he screencapped a #Product box being used as a stand/shim during a Netflix doc about Pornhub. That's my read
Yes, and now I know this exists, but of course for someone like Nathen who spends literally all his time thinking about sex or (and/with) Garfield he immediately watched and carefully screengrabbed it in order to....... ..... do that

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think he screencapped a #Product box being used as a stand/shim during a Netflix doc about Pornhub. That's my read

I don't know if knowing is better or worse than just being baffled by it :ohdear:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Nathen is the sort of person who would open an Italian futurist restaurant

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dr. Quarex posted:

Yes, and now I know this exists, but of course for someone like Nathen who spends literally all his time thinking about sex or (and/with) Garfield he immediately watched and carefully screengrabbed it in order to....... ..... do that

Broke: I buy Playboy for the articles
Woke: I watch porn for the potential brand engagement scenarios

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Is he saying you can put things on Lego boxes? loving piece of poo poo.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Been rereading the thread to refresh myself and forgot about just how much covid broke his brain for a bit.

Remember when he advised people not to wash their hands?


Or the time he posted THIS?


Or when he went full QAnon and accused Tom Hanks of sucking adrenochrome from children for eternal youth?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

CodfishCartographer posted:

Been rereading the thread to refresh myself and forgot about just how much covid broke his brain for a bit.

Remember when he advised people not to wash their hands?


Or the time he posted THIS?


Or when he went full QAnon and accused Tom Hanks of sucking adrenochrome from children for eternal youth?


This post is such a trip

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

steinrokkan posted:

Broke: I buy Playboy for the articles
Woke: I watch porn for the potential brand engagement entergagement scenarios

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

worthless capitalist barnacle

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think he screencapped a #Product box being used as a stand/shim during a Netflix doc about Pornhub. That's my read

Yeah I get this part but I’m still going to have to ask “so what?”

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Reading this thread from the comfort of my own warehouse

Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
What. Is. His POINT :nallears:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Business plan!

Nathfield needs pizza

Business plan!

Nathfield needs pizza

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Frank Frank posted:

Yeah I get this part but I’m still going to have to ask “so what?”
He is staggeringly and possibly supernaturally ignorant, so generally a lack of point is his point. His celibacy mission is to seek out sexual content in every possible location at all times to call attention to his others' hypocrisy

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the aristocats

Dr. Quarex posted:

staggeringly and possibly supernaturally ignorant

amazing

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

CodfishCartographer posted:



Or when he went full QAnon and accused Tom Hanks of sucking adrenochrome from children for eternal youth?


This one's probably true.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

kntfkr posted:

This one's probably true.

But than why does hanks look old now? Has he accidentally been sucking the adrenochrome out of senior citizens or something?

Like I dunno, starting to doubt his intelligence now if he can't tell the difference.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Cuz it doesn't work!

Won't stop Tom Hanks from trying.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Ah that sucks, he should really leave that adrenochrome for hippies that just want a good trip then.

Why the Hollywood elite gotta bogart all the good adrenochrome :(

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


dr_rat posted:

Why the Hollywood elite gotta bogart all the good adrenochrome :(

As usual Nathan is out of touch, adchrome is old news, Ozempic is the new hotness

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

Frank Frank posted:

Yeah I get this part but I’m still going to have to ask “so what?”

So this may be reading too far into it (i.e. "making poo poo up"), but I could see a potential scenario where Nathen basically set out to tattle to Lego via social media about how their brand has appeared in something salacious/satanic, but partway through the tweet he sort of forgot what it was he intended to do, and we just got what we got.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I think he was going to say how his business fixes the problem, but couldn’t figure out how

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

im saint germain posted:

Nathen basically set out to tattle to Lego via social media about how their brand has appeared in something salacious/satanic,

Lego marketing guy: “oh and who are you again?”

Lego marketing guy: “Oh that’s fascinating. Please wait here for a moment”

/slams “release the hounds” button repeatedly

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Angry BIerds
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Is he trying to draw attention to himself and/or virtue signal by implying there is something inherently bad about LEGO because of the incidental appearance of their product in a video about something sexual?

I don’t think it’s anything more complex than that but who knows

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