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mojo1701a posted:He's a 6'3" bear of a man. Major General Brett Hawthorne deserves respect for every single inch he's earned. If ben got respect for every inch he earned, he would have one respect
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bird food bathtub posted:Behind The Bastards did a laugh-reading of Benji's published books. "A 6 foot bear of a man" is really easy to laugh at for multiple reasons. It ends up with everything and everyone the short fascist supports being abject failures because it was supposed to be a dramatic cliffhanger. It was too miserable a failure and he never "wrote" the sequel. I often come back to the short story about the shrunk guy who's about to grow back to normal size whilst in his boss' stomach and how that's an abortion metaphor somehow. Or the one about the combine harvester revenge fratricide. Just incredible examples of prose. God, what a guy.
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I often come back to the short story about the shrunk guy who's about to grow back to normal size whilst in his boss' stomach and how that's an abortion metaphor somehow. Or the one about the combine harvester revenge fratricide. Just incredible examples of prose. His dystopian story was worse. At least that second one was somewhat imaginative. The third one was just a knock-off of a knock-off of a knock-off of 1984 by someone who ended up reading a plot synopsis of The Giver instead. It was absolutely soulless and without imagination.
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https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1636417767690715138 was wondering if that clown was going to acknowledge that he was trickedi appreciate this reference 
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Stephen Crowder totally reeks of "former theater kid" also, its so obvious.
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Or the one about the combine harvester revenge fratricide That one sounds interesting. Provided it's the sentient harvesters doing the fratricide - two guys feuding over farming equipment is a story literally old as dirt
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Mr Interweb posted:https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1636417767690715138 I'm really confused (or not surprised). Does he think that person looks completely different in the two photos? As far as I can tell, it's just the haircut. And now I think I get why he's afraid of women wearing lipstick at work. He must think it's a new person with every shade of rouge.
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DreadUnknown posted:Stephen Crowder totally reeks of "former theater kid" also, its so obvious. He literally is, he did a good number of small live action and voice acting roles before deciding to give up and become a full time chud commentator. In fact, his biggest acting role is being a former voice of Brain in Arthur. Brett Cooper, aka the female Ben Shapiro, is also a failed actress and screenwriter.
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RedSnapper posted:That one sounds interesting. Provided it's the sentient harvesters doing the fratricide - two guys feuding over farming equipment is a story literally old as dirt As I recall, they were feuding over the fact that one of the brothers got a sick rear end knife as a gift in their childhood while the other brother got some nerd poo poo.
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:I'm really confused (or not surprised). Does he think that person looks completely different in the two photos? As far as I can tell, it's just the haircut. And now I think I get why he's afraid of women wearing lipstick at work. He must think it's a new person with every shade of rouge. Which is funny because that's how he describes autism- if you remove a chair it's a whole new room. She also has a septum piercing in the first photo.
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Benny Harvey posted:Which is funny because that's how he describes autism- if you remove a chair it's a whole new room. As someone who is autistic I'm too baffled to be offended.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:As someone who is autistic I'm too baffled to be offended. I'm not autistic but this is pretty much how I go through life too.
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I took the risk of actually reading the Jorp tweet, and that’s not what he’s saying? He’s talking about what it “doesn’t mean”, not what it says about anyone. Guy’s a moron, but this QT is also dumb.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:As someone who is autistic I'm too baffled to be offended. It does seem like a gross oversimplification of tendencies of people with autism (I being one of them, apparently) to be so taken aback with certain changes that it can totally throw them for a loop. But knowing his pattern for completely mishandling/misunderstanding basic concepts, I wouldn't hold my analysis to be necessarily accurate.
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 Yes, most of us felt that way as children when we learned what music was.
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Jorp is so bereft of emotional connection in life that he fights tears at the ORDER AND CHAOS of people enjoying music. That thing our entire species does and has done since Ug started banging two sticks together. Imagine being the guy who gets weepy over a bar band playing ghost riders in the storm edit:ghost riders in the sky but gently caress it that's way better. thunderspanks fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Mar 23, 2023 |
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thunderspanks posted:Jorp is so bereft of emotional connection in life that he fights tears at the ORDER AND CHAOS of people enjoying music. That thing our entire species does and has done since Ug started banging two sticks together. Imagine being the guy who gets weepy over a bar band playing ghost riders in the storm He seems to have a pretty good emotional connection with benzos
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And he's not getting up at 10pm to bus loving tables.
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for me it really speaks to the core of peterson's ideology that both of them have their eyes closed while ostensibly dancing with each other.
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Ghostlight posted:for me it really speaks to the core of peterson's ideology that both of them have their eyes closed while ostensibly dancing with each other. He is avoiding looking at chaos and she is avoiding looking at order it is natural and furthermore,
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it would be great if he was so taken by barband music he just hung up his "intellectual" hat and became one of those weird boomer wasters you meet in those environments, nevermore to bother the wider world woth his bullshit.
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His brain is loving fried. Imagine weeping as you remember hearing a band play a song.
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Mar 23, 2023 02:22
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Jorp... Jorp! It's supposed to be the guitar that gently weeps!
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Everybody in the audience was having this weird reaction, somebody called it "fun". Is this...the chaos dragon?  lol, "genuine meaning", musicians try to convey some sort of feeling through music, yes, it's part of the whole "art" thing but he doesn't understand that either.
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Maybe now that Jorp is off of benzos (heh, maybe) he is starting to experience genuine human emotions and it's just too much for him to handle. I can understand that. Good luck Jordan in your new adventure of trying to become a human being.
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A real zero. A real dipshit human being.
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a dude who has devoted his life not only to clawing back any human progress away from misery, but actually personally being the most miserable sack of poo poo alive, experienced half a second of the loving blues brothers country western bar scene. of course that would destroy him
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I wonder if it's the case that he's only ever listened to "classical" music, felt nothing, but the second he hears the corniest bar music he bursts into tears. He could just have really trashy taste.
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lol Jorpy you benzo fried dipshit. You're your own worst punishment and I'm glad your life is turning out miserable and weepy due entirely to your own actions. Even in the middle of this dumb poo poo honky tonk 'revelation' you're still going on about chaos and order. You deserve yourself.
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It was really clear after his treatment that something went terribly wrong because it's when he started crying about everything. I saw one of his defenders claim the medically induced coma thing was a lie but they definitely broke something in the guy.
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Remember that Wet rear end P-Word was a cultural battleground for these guys
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I got your chaos and order right here.
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kntfkr posted:I got your chaos and order right here. pretty good nicknames for boobs
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Groovelord Neato posted:It was really clear after his treatment that something went terribly wrong because it's when he started crying about everything. I saw one of his defenders claim the medically induced coma thing was a lie but they definitely broke something in the guy. I'm not saying the coma didn't do a number on him but he did have weepy episodes before it too.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Maybe now that Jorp is off of benzos (heh, maybe) he is starting to experience genuine human emotions and it's just too much for him to handle. Tbf that video is super old. Like.... I think it came out before "up yours, woke moralists", so I'd can whatever hope you had for him.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Tbf that video is super old. Like.... I think it came out before "up yours, woke moralists", so I'd can whatever hope you had for him. It was post coma though.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Tbf that video is super old. Like.... I think it came out before "up yours, woke moralists", so I'd can whatever hope you had for him. Joe Rogan Experience #1769, January 25, 2022
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I'll never be smart enough to weep over a mediocre bar band, how sad, what a lovely life i lead
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