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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Elon Musk has like 40 000 kids. Love is blind.

there's good money in having elon's kids, grimes may never make music again but she's at least a billionaire now

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Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Liberalism is the most insidious right-wing ideology.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 04:03

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Communist Thoughts posted:

I remember when Boris got covid and the reporter was struggling to say that he might be at higher risk but couldn't say that our dear leader was fat

Lmao our media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

# ? Mar 17, 2023 05:31

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I've thought for a while that, as long as the veil never dropped, it would feel great to be one of those QAnon weirdos.

1) You are privy to the secret machinations of the world.

2) Your enemies are irredeemably, monstrously evil, child eaters and literal demons.

3) You are always on the cusp of total, crushing victory. (Or the victory already secretly occured).

1) Materialism.
2) America.
3) Here's hoping.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

also your enemies are extremely stupid and weak but they also rule the whole world with an iron fist.

See 2).

# ? Mar 17, 2023 13:03

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:51

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

https://twitter.com/thetrillbillies/status/1439647747884339200?s=12

# ? Mar 17, 2023 16:57

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Okay we need a cap and trade program for cringe emissions in this thread, please. The ecosystem can't take much more

# ? Mar 17, 2023 17:44

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

lolling at these memories. are we making ones as good now?

# ? Mar 17, 2023 17:55

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

mawarannahr posted:

lolling at these memories. are we making ones as good now?

Absolutely not

# ? Mar 17, 2023 17:59

Uncle Boogeyman: Jul 22, 2007

march 2020

# ? Mar 17, 2023 19:35

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

march 2020

he seems more like a bioncle guy

# ? Mar 17, 2023 19:38

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

march 2020

is this mr beast?

# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:26

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

No it's Pete from Panic at the disco, he really let himself go

# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:37

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

mawarannahr posted:

lolling at these memories. are we making ones as good now?

twitter's dead now so no

# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:42

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Animal Friend posted:

is this mr beast?

no that's la beast

# ? Mar 17, 2023 22:52

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Rishi Sunak kissing King Charles' swollen and disgusting inbred hands.

# ? Mar 17, 2023 23:11

Clowner: Dec 13, 2006; Further in

christmas boots posted:

no that's la beast

Don't disrespect the LA beast like that. Dude's a national treasure.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 01:53

T Zero: Sep 26, 2005; When the enemy is in range, so are you

Remember when Trump's EPA chief tried to buy a used mattress from the Trump hotel? And sent his aides to steal lotion from Ritz Carlton? And got kicked out of the White House cafeteria for eating there too often?

# ? Mar 18, 2023 04:03

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

T Zero posted:

Remember when Trump's EPA chief tried to buy a used mattress from the Trump hotel? And sent his aides to steal lotion from Ritz Carlton? And got kicked out of the White House cafeteria for eating there too often?

Reduce reuse recycle

# ? Mar 18, 2023 07:55

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

T Zero posted:

Remember when Trump's EPA chief tried to buy a used mattress from the Trump hotel? And sent his aides to steal lotion from Ritz Carlton? And got kicked out of the White House cafeteria for eating there too often?

he bought the Maxwell Smart cone of silence

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:39

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Brooklyn Dad DEFIANT

# ? Mar 19, 2023 17:23

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

When Biden got his wife and sister mixed up

And when Biden did a lil finger nibble on stage

# ? Mar 19, 2023 22:03

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

march 2020

he was reminded that there are dogs in minecraft

# ? Mar 20, 2023 07:39

Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

The face of our future rat president

# ? Mar 20, 2023 16:29

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Georgia senators promising 2k checks and Biden deciding that trumps check was enough

# ? Mar 20, 2023 16:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The dem establishment collectively talking down and trying to explain math to all the plebs like an exasperated teacher when they said "we only got 600"

# ? Mar 20, 2023 16:57