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Skios posted:Steve Kelley Kellies Nomination: Worst Attempt at an Own
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Mar 17, 2023 15:33
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Children sometimes play pretend so I assume they're also pretending when they tell me things like "I'm scared" or "I'm hungry" or "I have a headache" - A Good Parent
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Mar 17, 2023 15:51
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Hey can we stop the "pretending I'm unhappy and constantly aggressed against as my assigned gender" game for now, bud? Mommy's got a hangover and you've been doing it for fourteen years
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Mar 17, 2023 16:05
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From yesterday since I came home late from the movies: China Daily Middling or Meddling? by Cai Meng  No apologies to Peyo huh. That's 100% a Gargamel. Le Monde  by Heng from SingaporeIrano-Saudi Treaty Charlie Hebdo  A Frenchwoman like any other "Soon to be fired 3 years from retirement."
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Mar 17, 2023 16:15
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but if we legalise gay marriage what if someone wants to marry a dog
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Mar 17, 2023 16:27
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This is why they changed the basketball rules after Air Bud.
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Mar 17, 2023 16:41
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Skios posted:Steve Kelley A Sauron Comic
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Mar 17, 2023 17:51
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 Guardian:  "Ben Jennings on Jeremy Hunt’s budget – Cheltenham festival coincided with the chancellor outlining his tax and spending plans, which contained little to cheer those facing stagnating incomes" Telegraph:  Matt:  Wall Street giants rescue US bank First Republic in $30bn deal Independent:  Budget 2023: UK faces ‘disastrous decade’ for living standards as households set to be £4,200 poorer; Video shows Russia ‘flat-out lying’ about downed drone intercept, White House says Times:  Dash to retire before Labour reverses pensions lifetime allowance plan Evening Standard:  Met Police ‘clearly has a problem’ says Dominic Raab ahead of expected damning report Stephen Collins: 
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Mar 17, 2023 18:30
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Guavanaut posted:Children sometimes play pretend so I assume they're also pretending when they tell me things like "I'm scared" or "I'm hungry" or "I have a headache" - A Good Parent Brawnfire posted:Hey can we stop the "pretending I'm unhappy and constantly aggressed against as my assigned gender" game for now, bud? Mommy's got a hangover and you've been doing it for fourteen years
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Mar 17, 2023 18:31
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Cloud Potato posted:Stephen Collins:
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Mar 17, 2023 18:47
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World Famous W posted:giving me a panic and checking the calender uk mothers day is this sunday so he's not doing it at total random
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Mar 17, 2023 19:21
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If your kid is saying they're a t-rex and you do not play along gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:34
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Murdstone posted:If your kid is saying they're a t-rex and you do not play along gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:38
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Murdstone posted:If your kid is saying they're a t-rex and you do not play along gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:41
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Murdstone posted:If your kid is saying they're a t-rex and you do not play along gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:42
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quote:If your kid is saying they're transgender and you do not love them unconditionally gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:44
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there was a scare story going around that was like "a CHILD identifies as a HORSE and they take him out for GALLOPS" which like even if that wasn't made up wholesale, yeah, that sounds like a great way to motivate a kid who loves horses to get some exercise
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Mar 17, 2023 19:45
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Or the one about how schools have litter boxes now for children who identify as cats, that then turned out was one school and they were emergency toilets in case of a school shooter.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:53
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pencilhands posted:Who can forget the nyc skyline, with the iconic twin Empire State buildings Not to put too much of an effort into his defense, but the tops of the 2 buildings are a little different. I think one's supposed to be Empire State, the other's the Chrysler Building.
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Mar 17, 2023 20:43
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Vib Rib posted:That's what always gets me about these sorts of arguments. They're made as if no one in the audience has ever been or even seen a parent, and conservative parents are more than happy to play along. It's basically saying parents can't tell the difference between something a child genuinely believes and when they're just playing, as if "look mommy I'm a t-rex" means they actually think that, but ultimately "literally never listen to your child" is a more apt representation of the message. Like how do you know who is or is not a threat to children if you assume they're just making poo poo up all day and have no concerns worth legitimacy? (The actual answer seems to be 'decide that it's gay men and Muslims' or similar.)
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Mar 17, 2023 21:08
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Guavanaut posted:Or the one about how schools have litter boxes now for children who identify as cats, that then turned out was one school and they were emergency toilets in case of a school shooter. And everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
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Mar 17, 2023 22:00
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 Pope:  Rowe:  PJK is Paul John Keating. Knight:  Spooner:  Chris Bowen is the energy minister. Leunig: 
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Mar 17, 2023 22:44
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Guavanaut posted:And these arguments usually come from the same people saying "we've got to keep the groomers away from our kids". That's easy. The threats always look like bad guys on television.
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Mar 18, 2023 00:32
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Fister Roboto posted:That's easy. The threats always look like bad guys on television. Or the people that they don't like.
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Mar 18, 2023 01:21
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Clay Bennett Jeff Danziger  Marty Two Bulls  Lisa Benson  Matt Davies  Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher  Pedro X. Molina  Ann Telnaes  Lee Judge  Mike Smith  Kirk Walters  Jimmy Margulies  Ed Gamble  David M. Hitch  Darrin Bell  David Horsey 
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Mar 18, 2023 05:19
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idonotlikepeas posted:David Horsey I’d say the lack of effort makes me sad but I don’t want to give Horsey the satisfaction
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Mar 18, 2023 05:24
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idonotlikepeas posted:
I can’t tell if I missed a doozy of a news story or if I’m having a stroke.
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Mar 18, 2023 05:25
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idonotlikepeas posted:
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Mar 18, 2023 05:27
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COVID was originally blamed on bats. The cartoon imagines that next it will be blamed on Ozzy Osbourne (who once bit off a bat's head) and Batman. I guess.
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Mar 18, 2023 05:34
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idonotlikepeas posted:Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher You're framing this like it's a bad thing, KAL.
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Mar 18, 2023 05:35
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idonotlikepeas posted:Marty Two Bulls This genuinely feels like a McCoy or a Stiglich or a Bok. I mean, I know it's Marty Two Bulls, so it isn't "stupid kids these days can't even enjoy a movie because they're too woke" but it's hard to see it as anything but the dumb poo poo a right winger would make.
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Mar 18, 2023 06:55
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Yeah, I don't get it either. Avatar 1, aka Ferngully 2: Dance with Wolves Again, was incredibly ham-handed and had essentially the same message as Avatar 2.
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Mar 18, 2023 07:01
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Yeah like the first panel I get as it romanticizes native culture with a White Savior narrative. But I haven’t seen the second.
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Mar 18, 2023 07:12
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O I (probably waaaaaaaaaaaay too indulgently) read that as “what a difference 14 years makes”.
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Mar 18, 2023 07:38
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It’s like it’s reminiscent of wordplay, but not actually wordplay. It’s the form of a joke but nothing funny or entertaining. I wonder if he’s just writing them with ChatGPT now. This strip is consistent proof that once you get syndicated you never actually need to work again.
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Mar 18, 2023 07:43
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It's trying to be deep, but because the authors have the combined depth of a puddle in a desert, it doesn't really work. Also the truth in question is probably "black people are inherently criminal" Vs "no they're not". There is no middle position.
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Victar posted:I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, but... WTF does he want other than more bank regulation? The right wing story is that the bank failed because of "diversity", he probably wants Biden to go on TV and tell businesses to fire their "diversity hires" which is definitely. Not. Regulation.
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