Ukraine War: Berth El Buk

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Borscht: Jun 4, 2011

Tankies: "Where is the evidence of war crimes, tho"
The literal Russian government: "no, it's fine. They're at camp! In Vladivostok! They're having the time of their lives learning all the best Russian songs."

# ? Mar 18, 2023 14:57

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:26

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

Tai posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1637028332989566976

Translated. It's really unhinged. I hope erdogan sees this lol

Now that's a quality rant.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:00

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

mobby_6kl posted:

They weren't referring to a disabled person, that was about Steven Seagal

Have you seen a highlight reel of the "action" scenes from his latest movies? I'm positive they put a sheet over a wheelchair and moved him around with cables like a Muppet.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:02

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Computer viking posted:

Send a single guy with a sword over to stand outside the palace in Stockholm, officially make them Finnish territory (and thus a part of NATO), and then immediately separate them out as a new country with grandfathered NATO membership? I don't think Turkey would go for that, but don't let that keep you from trying.

No, no, Sweden needs to attack Finland with one guy, then offer unconditional surrender and be forced into NATO. Though plans like this are dangerous, you can end up eloping away with Jean Seberg and an experimental super bomb instead :ohdear:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:06

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Posting on page 69

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:07

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Posting on page 69

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:10

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637075103060992000
A double of Putin was seen somewhere in Crimea, or so Russian media claims.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:13

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Putin looking at things

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:13

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Bigger Putin theory

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:14

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

That one dude is wearing a dress and a cloak for his dress.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:15

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

That one dude is wearing a dress and a cloak for his dress.

Somebody should tell him before he embarrasses himself

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:17

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Somebody should tell him before he embarrasses himself

He's the cool guy

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:18

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

Nice heels there putin

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:20

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

Tai posted:

Nice heels there putin

Oh yeah, and with the low pants legs and the way he seems to be slightly tilted forwards, those are some tall ones.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:26

Just Another Lurker: May 1, 2009

zone posted:

I have evidence that this footage is doctored and a bunch of celts was responsible, but you didn't hear it from me

If they didn't use semtex or fertiliser then they are no true Celts. :colbert:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:31

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Toxic Mental posted:

btw

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1636747636966404102?s=20

lmao good job Putin, tell us more about correct nomenclature for Istanbul :allears:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:37

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Karate Bastard posted:

Swedes be like trevligt mycket trevligt NATO medlem ja ja

und bork

OCH bork, you racist!

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:38

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Does anyone have the retweeted horse cum meme from the Ukrainian official? Was it Arestovich? I cant' find it.

E: found it
https://twitter.com/arestovych/status/1517797581505675265

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Mar 18, 2023

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:44

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/SergiyKyslytsya/status/1636940857948381184
:laffo:

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:47

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

I bloodlust...for a coup!

# ? Mar 18, 2023 15:52

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Samovar posted:

OCH bork, you racist!

Excuse me that's a forbidden word in this thread.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:02

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Do not, and let me be clear about this do not, 69 with Putin.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:03

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

But please do 200 with putin

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:05

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1637103502781497344
IMF changed some of its rules on loans, which makes it easier for countries like Ukraine to receive their help.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:05

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

A Burger King crown is probably non-toxic

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:48

zone: Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637102754526121987
gently caress off, the sanctions stay until Putler and Belova are handed over at the minimum. Then pay the bill for trashing Ukraine, and also send everyone involved in the planning and execution of this invasion to face justice too. We'll see about talks if you liars even do this first.

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637109166983598080
It's been a while since the last Mobik complaint special. This time, the mobiks are complaining of eating a beating near Avdiivka.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:57

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637102754526121987
gently caress off, the sanctions stay until Putler and Belova are handed over at the minimum. Then pay the bill for trashing Ukraine, and also send everyone involved in the planning and execution of this invasion to face justice too. We'll see about talks if you liars even do this first.

I'm sure their "settlement" would involve them not moving from the occupied territories.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 16:58

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

It keeps happening.

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1637123949841592320

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:11

Eletriarnation: Apr 6, 2005; People don't appreciate the substance of things...
objects in space.; Oven Wrangler

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1637049769951477763
I wonder if they're still upset that Turkey didn't permit the sale of uniforms and body armor to them, lol. Funny how anyone that doesn't lick their boots is "historical Russian territory" but OK, whatever lets you idiots sleep at night

I remember this Third Rome mission and how it gives a lot of bonuses, but I figured you would need to finish it before 1821 to get those. Wouldn't even make sense to rename Constantinople to Tsargrad anymore.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:22

Alchenar: Apr 9, 2008

zone posted:

gently caress off, the sanctions stay until Putler and Belova are handed over at the minimum. Then pay the bill for trashing Ukraine, and also send everyone involved in the planning and execution of this invasion to face justice too. We'll see about talks if you liars even do this first.

You fell into the trap, the answer is 'the west is not at war with Russia, you are at war with Ukraine and you need to talk to them if you want peace negotiations'.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:22

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wow. They are talking about loving TSARGRAD and seizing the Dardanelles.

This was last attempted in WW1 By the Crimean army no less. They were close to succeeding. An excellent book on the subject exists.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:30

Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

Does anyone have the retweeted horse cum meme from the Ukrainian official? Was it Arestovich? I cant' find it.

E: found it
https://twitter.com/arestovych/status/1517797581505675265

I am so glad I retired last year so I wouldn't have to explain this on my next clearance interview.

# ? Mar 18, 2023 17:30