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It is understood by the Child that he or she is Unwelcome at all times.
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Children caught playing Imagination Games will immediately be asked to leave. (I love the detail that there is a reference book on a lectern "during daylight hours"/the implication that Pat goes through the motions of preparing this entire aquarium tableau daily, for the enjoyment and benefit of no one.)
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Youremother posted:Any Achewood comic where you can see a penis is an all-timer. Thank you for reading my comic!
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more falafel please posted:Oh hey, some trauma I had pushed down, how's it hangin, been a while I'm in this post and I don't like it
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Elon Musk is a corny douchebag! I'm not afraid to say it.
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more falafel please posted:Oh hey, some trauma I had pushed down, how's it hangin, been a while I take solace in that as hosed up as my pen grip is, it will never be James Stokoe hosed up That said, he draws astonishingly detailed Godzillas with his hosed up caveman grip and I can't draw a square with four straight sides so what do I know
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Antivehicular posted:"Mom, I'm not the special boy. Philippe is the special boy. He's on the shirt"
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Phy posted:I take solace in that as hosed up as my pen grip is, it will never be James Stokoe hosed up I could never figure out Erik Larsen's grip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmDU46xAtmU
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my kid's learning to walk and she straight up rap music my droogsed herself into the wall today wife had no idea what i was talking about
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I could never figure out Erik Larsen's grip oh man that is mega nasty that is dog poo poo
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favorite achewood moments? I think might be when beef's mom was supposed to bring sodas for his little league game and when she doesn't show up one of the kids recommends the team go somewhere that roastbeef can't, like to a doctor
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The Voice of Labor posted:favorite achewood moments? Lyle's blog slowly goes from quasi-literate with no regard for grammar or syntax to insightful and articulate, and then snaps back to its usual vague literacy. This coincides with the arc in the strip where Lyle gets trapped in an Irish finishing school (or something like that..?) and detoxes against his will, then gets out again.
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Mar 18, 2023 22:46
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It's all in the blogs. The explanation of how he comes to be trapped at a school for girls, becomes staff in the kitchen, then escapes, sober as a Turk all the while. It only 'links' with the strip when we see everyone arrive at some party or another (not THE party, a posterior one), and Ray asls Lyle "how was Wales?" To which Lyle says "lemme know if I poo poo my pants. Excellent", completely back to 'normal'
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I believe it was the party Ray threw based on how beautiful the 2000 Flushes made the color of his toilet water. An all-timer arc that gave us “shank em if you got em,” Ray Gets Sort of Stoned, and “your activities are so poorly conveyed.”
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Mar 19, 2023 04:46
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Cornelius waking up after a heavy night of drinking and discovering a STAR WARS tattoo on his chest.
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I'm a big fan of "Here, put these shoes on and have legs like mine." and "Man you'd think it'd be easier to give bad news to Charlie Brown." Maybe even "He took you down with him like an Egyptian Emperor!". It perfectly nails every part of both a weird dream and a nostalgic look at what we have lost in time. Oh poo poo, I also like when they invent Hip Hobbit. TGG fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Mar 19, 2023 |
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Mar 19, 2023 05:34
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mashing f5 daily during the great outdoor fight
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“i’ve been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery, just mowing us all down”
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I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS PLUS I GOT DEPRESSION
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drat this comic is too good, "There are a lot of uncomfortable conflations in the Cropes Testament."
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TGG posted:Oh poo poo, I also like when they invent Hip Hobbit. "Beat box my dwarf-core, dude!" and "THE WIZARD / HE ATE IT / HE ATE THAT COELACANTH" are both high on the list of Achewood phrases when they make even the vaguest sense in context, which is very rarely, but still
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MizuZero posted:mashing f5 daily during the great outdoor fight God yeah that was a magical time. I remember even when GOF was first mentioned in a single line everybody IMMEDIATELY getting hype even with no idea of what it was or what the upcoming storyline would be, and it ended up being possibly the high watermark of arguably the greatest webcomic of all time. In fact! Jaaaaam posted:THE GREAT. loving. OUT DOOR FIGHT. Live reactions to the first strip to mention the fight start with that post and being a long and crazy journey  Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Mar 19, 2023 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:favorite achewood moments? WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT
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"open up a can of dumbass" remains a personal favorite
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The Voice of Labor posted:favorite achewood moments? Dear ROAST BEEF, I am deeply sorry that YOU HAD TO TALK ON THE PHONE WITH THE KKK. I know it was my fault. I never meant for that to happen. I never dreamed it could. I am also sorry that YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HIT TAQUERIA EL METATE and that OR THAT PLACE BY THE INTERSECTION THAT I CALL EL GLOPPO for a little while. I hope you feel the same way. I mean this. I mean every word. RAY! Like this card? Visit us at www.apologies4men.com!
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Quite possibly the worst men's discount apology e-service on the market today.
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ElectricRelaxation posted:Dear ROAST BEEF, Dogg it must feel sick as hell to receive a card from a dude
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it's kind of like it's kind of like playin' a basketball game and I am there and the other player is there and it's just the two of us and I put the other player's body in my van and I am the winner
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ElectricRelaxation posted:Like this card? Visit us at https://www.apologies4men.com prescient for the computer generated apology message that went out after the last school shooting
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ElectricRelaxation posted:Dear ROAST BEEF, Chapter One. It was very late at night. Candles lined the darkened room. Roast Beef lay back on the red satin bed, depression playing across his handsome features. Molly, nice, not my type, walked into the room wearing erotic lingerie with a subtle computer programming theme. She had to get back to I don't know, some crappy-assed waitress job in a few hours, but for now, the my pool house was the limits of their world. "Wait," whispered Roast Beef, as he slyly produced a spicy Greek pepperoncini in vinegar. She moaned softly as he traced the outline of her nipple with it. Soon, she couldn't stand it any longer. She pulled his nothin' to write home about chest to hers and locked him in a passionate kiss. In the morning, he awoke before her, and lovingly prepared his special breakfast of those canned Hormel tamales with the little piece of paper in between each one. Molly seductively slid a raunchy little tamale across her I haven't really noticed them lips, and soon... Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Mar 20, 2023 |
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"In a nation of broadband apathy, the pierced avenues of your local Tower Records are something like a roll call for reform... reporting to [Ray Smuckles'] Ragtime Detention Center is like pacing steadily toward the altar of... the only modern cultural validation which can even be said to exist."
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NOW HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?!? HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT ROBOT DON'T EJACULATE?!?
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The end! No moral!
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If a number can't come real / then I don't need that stumper / The concept of the variable / can take it in the dumper
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Ketchup will always be "lycopene-rich ketchup" to me thanks to Achewood
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Howard Beale posted:Ketchup will always be "lycopene-rich ketchup" to me thanks to Achewood ”THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN”
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Aaaaahhh...a snap of the cap for the cat with the... What Bensington intended to end that rhyme with has haunted me for years.
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