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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



lmao i've rarely seen the newspaper comic 2 week delay hit a strip harder

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Whoops we forgot that Dustin is canonically supposed to be an English major.
(Yes, he could have taken an econ class for gen ed, but no one says it like that, "I studied ______ in college" unless they actually majored in the thing.)

Breaking Cat News



Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Wallace the Brave



Heart of the City



Curtis

I mean, if you believe that Christ was crucified on a Friday, then it would be Thursday, right?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pondus



Storefri



Noor

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Medenmath posted:

Prince Valiant



Me too, Val. Me too.


Bizarro

This feels like some weird vore-adjacent thing.

The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Count Weirdly will have to fight the other mad scientists who are already there.

FoxTrot

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Excellent work Charlotte

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Alhazred posted:

Which make me wonder "what animal was Jesus?"

The same animal as each individual animal perceiving Him.

No, seriously.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

what about the rabbits who look like rats but had to become turtles to date bears

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Hwurmp posted:

what about the rabbits who look like rats but had to become turtles to date bears

excuse me, those bears are actually rats disguised as rabbits so they could date turtles.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Is.. there a reason for having posted Curtis twice?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The world is a cruel place.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 3/18/03



Brenda Starr 8/13/50



Smokey Stover 7/26/53



Everyday Movies 3/24/36



"And how many times a week do you see Harry? ... Is that all? Why, I see Hughie twice a week and I don't even like him."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 2/9/41



Bonus Ad! Sex sells everything, even carpet cleaning!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Selachian posted:

Bonus Ad! Sex sells everything, even carpet cleaning!



Every time I see something like this, I expect to see panties around the ankles and a stalk of celery.

Mutts


Sally Forth


Peanuts (March 21, 1976)


Crankshaft


If I've learned nothing else from Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa!, it's how to not trip over typing "Tangaroa!"


Popeye

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Mar 19, 2023

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Just Say No To Grooming















Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


You got the same Sunday Curtis twice.

Hwurmp posted:

what about the rabbits who look like rats but had to become turtles to date bears
Always should be someone you really like.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Looks like you can train the bears to troll your trash bins to the curb.

Mary Worth



Not creepy at all, Stell. :stare:

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



I bet it's Mountain Murphy.

Andertoons



Flash Gordon

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



Not creepy at all, Stell. :stare:

haven't they only been on like two dates? ever?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

(Double) The Creeps















Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




I swear I don't remember Marla being pregnant the last time through this strip, but I may not have been paying as close attention to it.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Murdstone posted:


Mary Worth



Not creepy at all, Stell. :stare:


If Mary Worth is using this story to highlight the problem of depression and suicide among veterinarians, that’s a worthy and a thoughtful use of the strip. I had been wondering if this story was heading in that direction. Basically, veterinarians are at high risk of suicide because they’re motivated by compassion and end up seeing animal and human suffering that they can’t relieve, plus they have unrestricted access to suicide drugs and the technical skill to dose them correctly. Doctors don’t see the same outcome partially because hospitals keep the drugs locked up and partially because they’re usually part of a larger team who know and look out for each other, not that mental illness among physical hasn’t been severely stigmatized.

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



B. Virtanen




Fingerpori

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 5/14/50



Archie 11/4-6/46





Reggie, you cur!

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Selachian posted:

Archie 11/4-6/46





Reggie, you cur!

Archie's fuckin dead.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Hempuli posted:

B. Virtanen
Don't dox me. :smith:

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

everyone wear hats now posted:

(Double) The Creeps

I love this one.

Haraiso Days


Cthulhu and Girl

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Vargo posted:

Breaking Cat News


Panels 6 and 7 :3:

everyone wear hats now posted:

(Double) The Creeps


So drat good.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

I never realized a big part of Archie's character is "He's stupid"

Green Intern posted:

Archie's fuckin dead.

I think he had better chances in the locker room.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The real question is, why did they pick Archie after seeing him kick once?

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

goatface posted:

The real question is, why did they pick Archie after seeing him kick once?

The coach thinks that players shouldn't drink water. I don't think he's very good at his job.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Green Intern posted:

The coach thinks that players shouldn't drink water. I don't think he's very good at his job.

This whole arc is reminding me of the football part of the original MASH film what with the characters' self-sabotaging incompetence.

Unfortuntaely, I don't think we're going to get to see Archie say "alright bub, your fuckin head is coming right off".

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Alhazred posted:

Which make me wonder "what animal was Jesus?"

A lungfish.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Solver 10: Boys Like Fun Part 2

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

‘Duck’ Dixon and Cobblers will be starring in “Dick Whittington” at the Bradford Alhambra this Christmas. Book your tickets early, don’t miss out.

The_Other fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Apr 5, 2023

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Junk Drawer



Home Free




goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'll see you down below.

That poem is hard to deliver with a rhythm. The child is correct in their self-assessment.

goatface fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Mar 20, 2023

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
It's A Sketchy Life for March 17, 1927! A few days late, we get to the St. Patrick's Day number, with a cover that I have absolutely no regrets in skipping over for posting purposes.

So anyway, first things first, Mr. Crosby's back in the office. Or maybe they they found a leftover when cleaning out the files


Nate Collier:


And yes, this is a reference fortified with Americanized blarney. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZLnG7lLT1g

Albert Levering:


Johnny "Raggedy Ann" Gruelle:


It couldn't be an accident that John Held Jr and Alice Harvey are tied together by a theme this week. And on the same page, yet.




Fred G. Cooper (words by Arthur M. Sherwood):


And if that one looks wobblier than usual, someone in the layout department decided to get clever and spread this diagonally across two pages.


They made me work for it, is what I'm trying to say.

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Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise: Death of a Jester





Unrelated, I think I'm done with Solver. No offense to The_Other, but Allison has been spinning his wheels for a long time and these last few issues are supremely underwhelming.

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