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Should I step down as head of twitter
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IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637509467372650496?cxt=HHwWgICw8eiLzbktAAAA

You would know....

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Renfield
Feb 29, 2008
It's more like, you want to give the patient something to stimulate their immune system so you give them a medicine that causes the symptoms diluted and shaken millions of times.
This supposedly works because water has a memory that is activated by the shaking and so you get the effect on the immune system recorded in the water with no actual harmful effects....

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Shaman Tank Spec posted:

For reference that's James May, the least poo poo guy from Top Gear, ie. a figure known worldwide. The most that can be said about him is that he's a big curmudgeonly.

If I were to pick a role model it'd be james.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
I'm a dummy but what I don't get about homeopathy is how homeopaths can be against vaccination. You'd think they would consider it analogous to their alleged treatments.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's not diluted until there are statistically no atoms of the original substance in it, so it's dangerously over-concentrated.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



James May (justifiably) moaning about Musk's poo poo will never not be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKwMryKqRE

Shazback
Jan 26, 2013

goatface posted:

It's not diluted until there are statistically no atoms of the original substance in it, so it's dangerously over-concentrated.

Dangerously under-concentrated (in water & sugar).

Turbinosamente
May 29, 2013

Lights on, Lights off
Should have known better to look at the replies on that James May tweet because of course there's plenty of peeps not understanding his argument. And a few he bothers to politely explain it to.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Ratjaculation posted:

James May (justifiably) moaning about Musk's poo poo will never not be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKwMryKqRE

What a great music pick for the background. Crescendo.mp3 building in the background as he goes from having to reach painfully obtuse switches to dismantling larger and larger pieces of the car. And all to charge a dead battery.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Skipping the perfect chance to mention how anyone can use that emergency release to open anyone's locked tesla front trunk in a matter of seconds without tools

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

That post has "Hitler in the fuhrerbunker looking at a portrait of Frederick the great" vibes

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Ups_rail posted:

Years ago on this very forum someone linked a video where a duded explained the dilution principle and said it would be like if you had a sphere of water the size of earth and threw in 3 grains of rice.

It was James Randi. I can't find the video right now, but it was more like throwing a grain of rice into a sphere of water the size of Neptune's orbit.

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

Data Graham posted:

If I were to pick a role model it'd be james.

Racist bastards all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxcyeFGOp2k

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Oooh, got some more examples of his always stunning lack of self-awareness.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637511536049635331?cxt=HHwWhoC-3Z2EzrktAAAA

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637515972893392899?cxt=HHwWhoC25b6G0LktAAAA

Motherfucker, you dropped $44 billion on a hellsite that you manipulate all the time in order to try and fulfill your desperate need for attention.

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Mar 20, 2023

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


IBroughttheFunk posted:

Oooh, got some more examples of his always stunning lack of self-awareness.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637511536049635331?cxt=HHwWhoC-3Z2EzrktAAAA

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637515972893392899?cxt=HHwWhoC25b6G0LktAAAA

Motherfucker, you dropped $44 billion on a hellsite that you manipulate all the time to make sure that your tweets specifically are getting more attention.

lol he really is turning into a carbon copy of Trump, except the printers low on toner

Fox News says Good Thing Is Bad -> All of a sudden Pres Orange Peel is tweeting about it
Walled garden Echo chamber tweets to Ol Musky -> Concerning/Looking into it/Makes you think

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I'm sure the account EndWokeness is a neutral figure just reporting the facts

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




DicktheCat posted:

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

he's Soros without the jewish part

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

DicktheCat posted:

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

And he's on Epstein's flight manifest, which is typically a gold star among chuds. But he was a vaccine advocate so he's of the devil

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

DicktheCat posted:

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

You'd have to ask them. Not sure if you can given that askthe_donald is quick with the bans, I think.

Bit of a nerd. At the same time it's a good thing he was never in the military or he'd really get folks riled up by threatening their manliness.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


DicktheCat posted:

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

Microchips! See he knows how to make small computers so he has to be the one behind it!

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Oh yeah re: Bill Gates: There's an old movie (or was it book?) where some wealthy professor and his wife give away a lot of money to the poor and the town turns on them thinking they must be socialists.

re: Donald Trump: There's also an older movie where rich folks give a man a million pounds to see if he will have to spend any to live in luxury or will people just give him stuff due to a combination of expecting something eventually and generally treating the rich better.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Bill Gates' meme game is loving sad and pathetic

E: unlike this guy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637849494564773888

kazil fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Mar 20, 2023

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He tried to use some of his money to treat diseases of poor brown people rather than funding the hobbies of rich white people.

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

After ousting the founder, Twitter also is months from bankruptcy... 🤔

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

DicktheCat posted:

Wait, what do chuds have against Bill Gates? He's a mega rich guy that uses his charities to dodge taxes like all the others.

Don’t try to make sense of why they like who they like. The poorest white religious people chose an atheist fat bastard pretending to be rich as their leader.

I’m not going to bat for billionaire bill gates but I’ll admit he’s probably better than billionaire Elon musk. Maybe he’s not authoritarian enough?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

Bill Gates' meme game is loving sad and pathetic

E: unlike this guy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637849494564773888

Jesus this guy isn't even a good sociopath it's just hella sad

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Bright Bart posted:

I'm a dummy but what I don't get about homeopathy is how homeopaths can be against vaccination. You'd think they would consider it analogous to their alleged treatments.
You have to understand they are leaving the job half done. They're not even finishing the dilution, let alone hitting it with a hammer to activate the vibrational water energy.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

kazil posted:

Bill Gates' meme game is loving sad and pathetic

E: unlike this guy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637849494564773888

The saddest thing, inside this symphony of sadness, is that this is probably a genuine moment of happiness for him. I'd go as far to say this is the happiest that this man, one of the richest people in history, has been in literal years. He is sharing this with an entire boardroom of people right now, as we speak, watching everyone's face as they see it, just giddy with anticipation. And everyone in that boardroom has to laugh too, or they will have to face his wrath.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Also Elon Musk: :cry: why doesn't the press ever report my side of the story? :cry:

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1637827600864116738

Good job Mr. Musk

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Citizen Kane, but he say "mom's spaghetti".

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
How many sports cars can you buy, store, and maintain for 44 billion dollars? How many superyachts?

Steadiman posted:

The saddest thing, inside this symphony of sadness, is that this is probably a genuine moment of happiness for him. I'd go as far to say this is the happiest that this man, one of the richest people in history, has been in literal years. He is sharing this with an entire boardroom of people right now, as we speak, watching everyone's face as they see it, just giddy with anticipation. And everyone in that boardroom has to laugh too, or they will have to face his wrath.

He didn't even do it correctly, since he warned everyone this would happen.

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe

pixaal posted:

Microchips! See he knows how to make small computers so he has to be the one behind it!
I'll never understand people claiming microchips in vaccines. Why would billionaires be so charitable to give someone a microchip for free when they can instead sell it to you in a phone (And again every year in some cases) and steal all your data at the same time?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Bright Bart posted:

How many sports cars can you buy, store, and maintain for 44 billion dollars? How many superyachts?

All of them?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Bright Bart posted:

How many sports cars can you buy, store, and maintain for 44 billion dollars? How many superyachts?

He didn't even do it correctly, since he warned everyone this would happen.

For 44b I'd make one superyacht that could morph into a gigantic car/compound moving city

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Butterwagon posted:

After ousting the founder, Twitter also is months from bankruptcy... 🤔

Uh but the founder is right there though :confused:

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Pickled Tink posted:

I'll never understand people claiming microchips in vaccines. Why would billionaires be so charitable to give someone a microchip for free when they can instead sell it to you in a phone (And again every year in some cases) and steal all your data at the same time?

Nobody is tracking me, I opted out of the vaccine and I don't have TikTok on my phone :colbert:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Which server did Elon unplug now?

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

jesus gently caress he posted a loving harambe meme

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