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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

The Specialists? lol I'm pretty sure I must have kicked his arse a few times, I was really into that game for a while.

do you think he played the rp maps?

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blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Lotta people gonna get done for using their phone while driving when that alert goes off

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

do you think he played the rp maps?

Ahahaha, imagining him pottering around Mecklenberg complaining about PC culture gone mad.

Clarence
May 3, 2012

Diet Crack posted:

I can't wait for it to not work and be a complete and abysmal failure, such is the national psyche and ability.

The failure will be that it starts okay but there is then no way for them to turn it off.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Tenby has been invaded by rats as big as cats. That sounds like a good way of getting the other smaller rodents to leave.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

e: ^^ cute dog

Given the current government I'm 100% expecting it to end up with *googles current DCMS secretary* Luzy Fraser accidentally sending all of her whatsapp messages via the emergency alert system.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

:siren: :siren: Cameronfuckingpig.mp4

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

e: ^^ cute dog
Megafauna would be the best outcome for post climate change brexit britain. Get rid of all those tiny encephalactic dogs and replace them with 40 foot millipedes.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Will steel wool stop encephalactic rats small dogs from entering my home?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Presumably if you scale it up the same way you do the millipede.

Which i think is just concertina wire.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
We cannot call Brexit a success until David Cameron has been abducted by raccoons the size of giant pandas.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

TACD posted:

I’ll have you know I’ve had this same terrible username since I was about 12 :colbert:

With this information, we finally know what it stands for: Totally Awesome Cool Dude

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm all for the giant beaver but can we not have the terrifying megapedes and superdragonflies. I am already scared of insects.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Tesseraction posted:

I'm all for the giant beaver but can we not have the terrifying megapedes and superdragonflies. I am already scared of insects.

This island is already full of megapedes, friend.

Unrelated (except for, you know) https://twitter.com/RayNarvaezJr/status/1637570012763369472

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


Can confirm this seems to have worked for me. A decade watching him try and fail to catch ants but when some mice turned up he was all over the problem. A couple of instances of me coming downstairs in the morning, a dead mouse lying on its back and Fang just staring at it like 'I dare you to move again'.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If we had 40 foot millipedes then the revolution would be unstoppable.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


a 40 foot millipede is a tetracontapede

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

there was a dude in gbs (?) a while back who had a cat named Phyrexian Obliterator

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

send in the Trojan Capybara

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

kecske posted:

there was a dude in gbs (?) a while back who had a cat named Phyrexian Obliterator
Murine Assault Vehicle

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

kecske posted:

there was a dude in gbs (?) a while back who had a cat named Phyrexian Obliterator

Sacrificed everything for that cat.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Juxtaposition on twitter feed



Surprised I haven't seen the Teresa May swallowing a fish gif redone with this Suella pic. There must be an AI that can do that for me...

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


It's not fair of people to take photos of tories when they clearly haven't completed their 'how to look like a normal human' course yet.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Anyone who suggests cats as a humane solution to a rodent infestation has not seen the corpse of a pregnant mouse at the end of a 3m trail of blood and a proud kitty sat on the other end.

They're effective, mind you, but they're about as humane as the plod.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

The tiny oppressed minority, people who are not Muslims. Constantly being assaulted by calls to prayer ringing out from bell towers all across the land.

Birmingham's a caliphate, you know. White people can't go there without having their heads chopped off.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It does have a cat cafe. Maybe that's what confused them.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Z the IVth posted:

Anyone who suggests cats as a humane solution to a rodent infestation has not seen the corpse of a pregnant mouse at the end of a 3m trail of blood and a proud kitty sat on the other end.

They're effective, mind you, but they're about as humane as the plod.

Oh yes, cats are bastards when it comes to killing. They love playing with a kill for hours, letting it go only to grab it again & poo poo.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

You could also get a ferret

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Z the IVth posted:

Anyone who suggests cats as a humane solution to a rodent infestation has not seen the corpse of a pregnant mouse at the end of a 3m trail of blood and a proud kitty sat on the other end.

Or our rabbit, who was wild born (probably a cross with an escaped pet, by her colour) and when she was tiny was dragged into someone's house by a cat. Thankfully it thought its humans were well trained enough to have a go at hunting nearly unharmed prey, or she'd have been like that mouse. She's nearly five years old now and still gets panicked by any sudden movement.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

We would get a flood of articles about the ancient right of ultima noctae and how it is actually a real mark of his kingliness.

Errrrr 'the right of the last night'? Like, banging granny the night before she dies? That's like the anti-Andrew.

Oh poo poo this is what you meant by Savile isn't it :gonk:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Diet Crack posted:

You could also get a ferret

Combatting the mice with long mice.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How big a ferret do you need to catch the human sized rodents?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The future of rural transportation is a bus sized ferret carrying several old Yorkshiremen around in its trousers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I now have the image of a giant myriapod ferret wearing dozens of pairs of trousers.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Guavanaut posted:

The future of rural transportation is a bus sized ferret carrying several old Yorkshiremen around in its trousers.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

OwlFancier posted:

If we had 40 foot millipedes then the revolution would be unstoppable.

40 Foot Ed Millipede would easily have won the 2015 general election.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

If we had 40 foot millipedes then the revolution would be unstoppable.
May his passing cleanse the big Tesco.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
We had a rat try to scoot through our back garden one afternoon and our elderly terrier killed it in an eyeblink and then had to be consoled because she believed biting was bad and she had done the Bad Thing.

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