[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

I prefer monkey bread, the less offensive named treat

Trump does too he told me

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:30

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:32

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:30

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Mondays are the worst for real though

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:30

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

goth smoking cloves posted:

good morning

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:30

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

neurodivergent bread

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:31

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

this is funny

https://twitter.com/the_meghaning/status/1637454238501486592

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:32

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Lol @ failing Trump University

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:33

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

neutral milf hotel posted:

this is funny

https://twitter.com/the_meghaning/status/1637454238501486592

Lol

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:34

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

little Caesar is garbage

it has its place in the world of pizza

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:34

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

holtemon posted:

Mondays are the worst for real though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eupu82B-0C0

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:35

saints gambit: Apr 8, 2004; a donut with no holes is a danish

angerbeet posted:

Calling something �crazy bread� is extremely problematic and an unnecessary swipe at people living with mental illness OP

Also, "five dollar hot and ready" is disparaging to the extremely horny community.

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:35

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

19 o'clock posted:

yeah but what about this morning. more than one meal a day

You can buy more than one Hot N' Ready at a time

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:35

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Iron Crowned posted:

You can buy more than one Hot N' Ready at a time

who has that kind of money lol

�you can buy more than one car at a time� lol

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:36

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

This is what Americans do to pizza

https://twitter.com/musktilldawn/status/1637282390358781952?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:37

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mustached Demon posted:

it has its place in the world of pizza

Little Caesar's brings us the Jalapeno Cheddar dipping sauce, so it's very good

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:37

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

19 o'clock posted:

who has that kind of money lol

�you can buy more than one car at a time� lol

It's not illegal to buy more than one car at a time, you could buy 10 cars if you wanted!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:38

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

OMG im so gassy the people on this flight better have their masks hahahaha 😂💨🤢🤮😷😫

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:38

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

https://twitter.com/FemalesForTrump/status/1637780876439306243

I wish a bunch of nerds would immortalize me in pics like this

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:38

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Iron Crowned posted:

It's not illegal to buy more than one car at a time, you could buy 10 cars if you wanted!

buying a car in any quantity should be illegal

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:38

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

holtemon posted:

Lol @ failing Trump University

that part was the best lol

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:39

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This is what Americans do to pizza

https://twitter.com/musktilldawn/status/1637282390358781952?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

That looks like garbage

Delicious garbage

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:39

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

holtemon posted:

Lol @ failing Trump University

trump university is the pmurts we made along the way

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:39

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

DrPossum posted:

buying a car in any quantity should be illegal

BUt it's not, so I'll keep buying cars until the day I die!

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:41

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

When the historic Plaza Live theater in Orlando hosted an event last December called �A Drag Queen Christmas,� the show drew a full house, noisy street demonstrators � and a small squad of undercover state agents there to document whether children were being exposed to sights that ran afoul of Florida�s decency law.

The Dec. 28 performance featured campy skits like �Screwdolph the Red-Nippled Man Deer� and shimmying, bare-chested men who wouldn�t have been out of place at a Madonna concert. Also a hip thrust or two, similar to what is sometimes indulged in by NFL players after a touchdown. All of it was dutifully recorded by the undercover agents on state-issued iPhones.

But while agents took photos of three minors � who appeared to be accompanied by adults � at the Orlando drag show, they acknowledged that nothing indecent had happened on stage, according to an incident report obtained exclusively by the Miami Herald.

�Besides some of the outfits being provocative [bikinis and short shorts], agents did not witness any lewd acts such as exposure of genital organs,� the brief report stated. �The performers did not have any physical contact while performing to the rhythm of the music with any patrons.�

Still, the state�s Department of Business and Professional Regulation proceeded to file a complaint against the nonprofit that runs Plaza Live, claiming the venue had illegally exposed children to sexual content. The complaint, issued Feb. 3, seeks to strip the small, nonprofit theater of its liquor license � a serious blow that would likely put it out of business.

So we're back to law enforcement infiltrating gay venues and events, then inventing reasons to shut them down

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:43

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

a.lo posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:47

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

holtemon posted:

https://twitter.com/FemalesForTrump/status/1637780876439306243

I wish a bunch of nerds would immortalize me in pics like this

soon you�ll be able to use art ai to draw you �in the style of Donald j trump portraits�

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:49

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Red Baron posted:

soon you�ll be able to use art ai to draw you �in the style of Donald j trump portraits�

Hell yeah

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:50

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Donald Trump will be arrested tomorrow and our nation can finally heal

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:51

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Racism will be over

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:51

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This is what Americans do to pizza

https://twitter.com/musktilldawn/status/1637282390358781952?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

imagine the diarrhea

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:53

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

All of our favorite republicans will be moderate again

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:53

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

goth smoking cloves posted:

Racism will be over

lmao if you think that tumz isn't a corporeal manifestation of boomer desires

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:53

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Donald trump will be arrested as part of his mid boss fight cinematic (unskippable) only to begin phase 2 where he gets an entirely new move set

lotta y�all itt aren�t prepared

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:54

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

THE LEAD PROSECUTOR FOR THE CORRUPT MANHATTAN D.A.�s OFFICE WORKED AS A LAWYER FOR CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LAW FIRM, LEFT THIS DEMOCRAT FIRM WITH OTHERS TO VOLUNTEER TO �GET DONALD TRUMP� AT THE D.A.�s OFFICE, FOR FREE. HE QUIT IN A HUFF WHEN D.A. BRAGG SAID THERE WAS NO CASE HERE. HE THEN UNETHICALLY & ILLEGALLY WROTE & PUBLISHED A BOOK ABOUT THE CASE WHILE IT WAS GOING ON. THIS IS UNHEARD OF �STUFF.� THE CASE IS NOW COMPLETELY COMPROMISED & REPORTS ARE THAT MARK POMERANTZ IS IN TROUBLE

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:54

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

THE LEAD PROSECUTOR FOR THE CORRUPT MANHATTAN D.A.’s OFFICE WORKED AS A LAWYER FOR CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LAW FIRM, LEFT THIS DEMOCRAT FIRM WITH OTHERS TO VOLUNTEER TO “GET DONALD TRUMP” AT THE D.A.’s OFFICE, FOR FREE. HE QUIT IN A HUFF WHEN D.A. BRAGG SAID THERE WAS NO CASE HERE. HE THEN UNETHICALLY & ILLEGALLY WROTE & PUBLISHED A BOOK ABOUT THE CASE WHILE IT WAS GOING ON. THIS IS UNHEARD OF “STUFF.” THE CASE IS NOW COMPLETELY COMPROMISED & REPORTS ARE THAT MARK POMERANTZ IS IN TROUBLE

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:55

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 365 days!

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

THE LEAD PROSECUTOR FOR THE CORRUPT MANHATTAN D.A.’s OFFICE WORKED AS A LAWYER FOR CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LAW FIRM, LEFT THIS DEMOCRAT FIRM WITH OTHERS TO VOLUNTEER TO “GET DONALD TRUMP” AT THE D.A.’s OFFICE, FOR FREE. HE QUIT IN A HUFF WHEN D.A. BRAGG SAID THERE WAS NO CASE HERE. HE THEN UNETHICALLY & ILLEGALLY WROTE & PUBLISHED A BOOK ABOUT THE CASE WHILE IT WAS GOING ON. THIS IS UNHEARD OF “STUFF.” THE CASE IS NOW COMPLETELY COMPROMISED & REPORTS ARE THAT MARK POMERANTZ IS IN TROUBLE

i like to think he is desperately combing through everything he can find to find the one neutralizing evidence or fact that has to make the DA cancel all this

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:57

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

THE LEAD PROSECUTOR FOR THE CORRUPT MANHATTAN D.A.’s OFFICE WORKED AS A LAWYER FOR CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LAW FIRM, LEFT THIS DEMOCRAT FIRM WITH OTHERS TO VOLUNTEER TO “GET DONALD TRUMP” AT THE D.A.’s OFFICE, FOR FREE. HE QUIT IN A HUFF WHEN D.A. BRAGG SAID THERE WAS NO CASE HERE. HE THEN UNETHICALLY & ILLEGALLY WROTE & PUBLISHED A BOOK ABOUT THE CASE WHILE IT WAS GOING ON. THIS IS UNHEARD OF “STUFF.” THE CASE IS NOW COMPLETELY COMPROMISED & REPORTS ARE THAT MARK POMERANTZ IS IN TROUBLE

Hahahah

"STUFF"

# ? Mar 20, 2023 13:58