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Toxic Mental posted:I mean the pizza looks fine, but there's no way those knife cuts go anywhere near deep enough to actually pull slices from it without serious manhandling, and then the crepe paper steam bag is like... uhhhhh The serial killer pizza cut. A pizza cutter? That'd be too easy.
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i moved to no gluten, or at least having to avoid it as much as possible. so that leaves me with no gluten cauliflower crust pizza. It's passable, have to think of it more like pizza on crackers
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Being lactose intolerant, I've been trying to find a good cheese substitute. None of them can brown as well as mozzarella, though. Don't stretch as well either.
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its all nice on rice posted:Being lactose intolerant, I've been trying to find a good cheese substitute. None of them can brown as well as mozzarella, though. Don't stretch as well either. There’s lactose free mozzarella. I had some in Italy, it was amazing. You can try to find it in the link below. You have to scroll a bit through the product list to find tbs 16oz lactose free mozzarella https://galbanicheese.com/our-cheeses/dairy-aisle-cheeses-mozzarella/lactose-free-mozzarella
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Mar 15, 2023 05:48
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The problem with cauliflower or broccoli crust isn't just that it can't replicate everything great about a normal crust. It's that actually bread is just really great and your body on like a chemical level sure likes getting a big slab of carbohydrate to turn into energy, that's what it tells your brain to be hungry for. And it just won't be as satisfying.
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Pinche Rudo posted:There’s lactose free mozzarella. I had some in Italy, it was amazing. I thank you greatly.
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GateOfD posted:i moved to no gluten, or at least having to avoid it as much as possible. The Costco cauliflower crust pizza is excellent
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmbtc1-LYss/?hl=en To be fair, that tortilla-hashbrown thing isn't technically trying to be a pizza, the maker was trying to do something like a breakfast taco. He called it a "poeppleza", which only makes things more confusing. Here's bad pizzas that will actually embed. https://twitter.com/hedlike_a_hole/status/1635814224403353603
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Mar 16, 2023 16:56
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https://i.imgur.com/0Ok61AG.mp4
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Mar 18, 2023 14:16
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this is friggin awesome what was the actual plan here?
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Mar 18, 2023 14:32
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Please don't give my pizza a pearl necklace glaze.
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Mar 18, 2023 14:55
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Roundup Ready posted:this is friggin awesome I think that WAS the plan
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Mar 18, 2023 15:06
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Toxic Mental posted:I think that WAS the plan Mission accomplished then I guess? 
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Roundup Ready posted:
I’ve watched this way too many times to try to understand and nothing I can come up with makes any sense. Also lol at dirty rear end kitchen feet on a counter that serves food. Nice going champ, whatever your intention was.
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Mar 18, 2023 15:54
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The symbol for that currency better mean they exchange money via some kind of energy transfer where they just hold their hands palm to palm a few inches apart and buy stuff.
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Roundup Ready posted:what was the actual plan here? Delivering the Pizza's Elbow? 
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Maybe he was trying to jump down but it just went horribly wrong. Feels cool to jump on top of a counter, slowly stepping down feels less cool.
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Mar 19, 2023 05:22
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Luigi Primo fan
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:Luigi Primo fan it would be cool to have this guy fight in front of an audience of actual Italians. lots of crowd reaction shots.
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uber_stoat posted:it would be cool to have this guy fight in front of an audience of actual Italians. lots of crowd reaction shots. He strides into the ring, filled with pride, and the crowd of Italians begins to taunt him. With an expression of rage, contempt, and triumph, he pulls out a 5 pound box of spaghetti noodles from his singlet. He grabs the pasta in both hands, raises it above his head, then slams the spaghetti down across his knee in an Atomic Pasta Suplex! He hurls the broken pasta into the stunned crowd, which bursts into screams of unbelieving horror. IT’S ON!
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mmm even if thats them at the start of the bake, touching a hot rack with just a handkerchief is pretty hardcore.
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I’m the conjoined twins
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I don't understand how America went crazy for pizza in this era. Especially if "most pizzas forget about cheese altogether" Ooooo, bread with some sauce on it! Just like at that eye-talian restaurant we ventured to last week!
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Mar 20, 2023 11:43
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These vintage ads are fascinating in a rubbernecking-a-car-crash kind of way. I'd be curious to find some photos of 1950s-era restaurant pizza to see how it compares. "Lots" doing some extremely heavy lifting in the description of the cheese there
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Data Graham posted:I don't understand how America went crazy for pizza in this era. Especially if "most pizzas forget about cheese altogether" Maybe all other food was even worse. I'm not familiar with 50s cuisine, but 70s food is famously nightmarish.
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Data Graham posted:I don't understand how America went crazy for pizza in this era. Especially if "most pizzas forget about cheese altogether" I assumed it meant other kits expected you to byo cheese but I'm not sure.
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spaceblancmange posted:I assumed it meant other kits expected you to byo cheese but I'm not sure. That’s how I parsed it as well.
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Porfiriato posted:These vintage ads are fascinating in a rubbernecking-a-car-crash kind of way. I'd be curious to find some photos of 1950s-era restaurant pizza to see how it compares. It's the Doobie method of marketing
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Going to bring a hot'n'ready back to the 50s and blow everyone's loving mind!
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lobsterminator posted:Maybe all other food was even worse. I'm not familiar with 50s cuisine, but 70s food is famously nightmarish. AFAIK, it wasn't that much different from what you saw in the 70s, even the jello salads were around back then if less prevalent. Fresh veggies and fruit tended to be limited compared to how much you could get after transportation and storage got improved later, but you could more or less still get plenty in the food producing areas for relatively cheap. Though if you had your own fruit trees or berry bushes in your yards, gardens, or plot, you could still count on those.
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spaceblancmange posted:I assumed it meant other kits expected you to byo cheese but I'm not sure. That occurred to me as well, but how hard up for convenience were they in the 50s that that tiny sprinkle of boxed Parmesan looked like a better way to go than grating some actual fresh cheese from the cheese section It's the Space Age! You shouldn't have to grate slimy mozzarella with your hands like they do in Red Russia! Use our Chef Boy-Ar-Dee freeze-dried PACK-O-CHEEZ™ today! ONLY ONE BOX TO BUY Data Graham fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Mar 20, 2023 |
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Opinions on Swedish pizza?
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halved boiled potatoes 
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Mar 20, 2023 16:59
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That looks more edible than a lot of what's posted here but it's still a pizza crime.
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lobsterminator posted:Opinions on Swedish pizza? I would burst into the kitchen to yell at whatever muppet could make such a thing
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Swede-zza is a foundational example of our subject matter. at the genesis of the very first bad pizza thread, Swedish pizza was there waiting.
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I'm more confused by the 1/2 strawberry just kind of there
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Strawberry and potato are a famous pairing
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