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lol i reposted some of the IPCC stuff in another place and some guy decided to go off about how you know, ozone hole stuff and acid rain were nbd and luckily multiple people were like dude we actually did poo poo about both of those things which is why they (mostly)* went away. Im always amazed how people can build these narratives to themselves.
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Mar 20, 2023 16:39
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Nocturtle posted:How much of a leap? https://twitter.com/Tulsabill55/status/1454246038869618688
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Mar 20, 2023 17:05
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TeenageArchipelago posted:How can there be a shortage of marine life if I can get fresh caught Atlantic salmon here in the Midwest???? I hate it when I make expensive compost. Nocturtle posted:How much of a leap? How can any of these leaders look at the data and say 1.5 is still achievable? brakeless posted:not to worry, even after no meaningful emission reductions during the next seven years, we can still reach climate targets in 2030 by massive worldwide application of neutron bombs Ah, that's how. And there it is - Died with capitalism, or of capitalism?
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Mar 20, 2023 18:04
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Here's my prediction:
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Mar 20, 2023 18:23
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silicone thrills posted:lol i reposted some of the IPCC stuff in another place and some guy decided to go off about how you know, ozone hole stuff and acid rain were nbd and luckily multiple people were like dude we actually did poo poo about both of those things which is why they (mostly)* went away. We were also incredibly lucky with the ozone, it almost went the other way
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Mar 20, 2023 18:24
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err posted:i like how they keep extending arbitrary deadlines to spread hopium https://twitter.com/guardianeco/status/1637825486976950277 this is your FINAL WARNING❗️ I mean it this time 
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Mar 20, 2023 18:54
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aren't we already at 1.5 C?
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Mar 20, 2023 19:04
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https://www.zmescience.com/science/biology/bd-fungus-kills-frogs/quote:A fungus that gruesomely kills frogs and other amphibians is responsible for the biggest decline in wildlife in recorded history. In the past 50 years since the first outbreaks were signaled by biologists, the disease, known as chytridiomycosis, has been linked to massive declines in populations (over 90%) and extinctions of hundreds of amphibian species. quote:“It’s very important to note that Bd didn’t spread worldwide without humans helping in one way or another,” added co-author Hasan Sulaeman. “It’s not the first pathogen that affects hundreds of species worldwide and it’s not going to be the last.” Oopsy we spread a fungus across the world that's decimated 90% of amphibians species.
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Mar 20, 2023 19:05
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Hmm. So by 2045 when the mass death kicks off in earnest I'll be in my 60s. I'll live to see the end but will be too old to protect myself from the roving cannibal warlords. Not great, but not terrible. A decade or too older and I could have had the boomer good life and died before poo poo kicked off. A decade or two younger and I could have been a nihilistic zoomer living the mad max life. Instead I'll be a decrepit older millennial. Fell Mood has issued a correction as of 19:08 on Mar 20, 2023 |
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Mar 20, 2023 19:05
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Fell Mood posted:Hmm. So by 2045 when the mass death kicks off in earnest I'll be in my 60s. I'll live to see the end but will be too old to protect myself from the roving cannibal warlords. Not great, but not terrible. same. however Im trying to lean into my “old age and treachery” set of skills in advance.
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Mar 20, 2023 19:08
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Fell Mood posted:Hmm. So by 2045 when the mass death kicks off in earnest I'll be in my 60s. I'll live to see the end but will be too old to protect myself from the roving cannibal warlords. Not great, but not terrible. Just  if you plan to live into your 60's
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Mar 20, 2023 19:25
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I keep making jokes that i've officially hit midlife at 35 and it keeps making doctors and poo poo really uncomfortable and I find it hilarious. "but ... youll.. probably live longer???" "have you see our trend line as a nation? lol"
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Mar 20, 2023 19:32
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silicone thrills posted:I keep making jokes that i've officially hit midlife at 35 and it keeps making doctors and poo poo really uncomfortable and I find it hilarious. "but ... youll.. probably live longer???" "have you see our trend line as a nation? lol" 70 is asking a lot like bruh, Ill have micro-plastic based gout in 3-6 months probably
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Mar 20, 2023 19:39
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actionjackson posted:aren't we already at 1.5 C? Between 1.2 and 1.3 but there's the baked in warming that hasn't hit yet which will put us over the top even if all carbon emissions stopped tomorrow
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Mar 20, 2023 20:00
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Mayor Dave posted:Between 1.2 and 1.3 but there's the baked in warming that hasn't hit yet which will put us over the top even if all carbon emissions stopped tomorrow some places are already 1.5c+, such as new england
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Mar 20, 2023 20:01
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Mar 20, 2023 20:05
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sat through a work meeting about sustainability. lol.
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Mar 20, 2023 20:15
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silicone thrills posted:I keep making jokes that i've officially hit midlife at 35 and it keeps making doctors and poo poo really uncomfortable and I find it hilarious. "but ... youll.. probably live longer???" "have you see our trend line as a nation? lol" Yeah, but if you've opted out of getting COVID, life expectancy should be stable until the famines and heavy unrest start happening. Don't worry, that won't start happening until
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Mar 20, 2023 20:17
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I just want to live long enough to let out some powerful lols and lmaos when the collapse/nukes/whatever happens. It'll be interesting to see how it actually plays out.
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Mar 20, 2023 20:25
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antipattern posted:I just want to live long enough to let out some powerful lols and lmaos when the collapse/nukes/whatever happens. It'll be interesting to see how it actually plays out. this is it.
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Mar 20, 2023 20:31
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Zodium posted:this is it. Yeah, the movies make it seem exciting, but it's just a long, slow slog of everything gradually getting worse over decades, you can't just skip to Fury Road.
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Mar 20, 2023 20:36
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well that's a bummer
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Mar 20, 2023 20:39
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Real hurthling! posted:sat through a work meeting about sustainability. lol. be sure to recycle your cans in the cafeteria
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Mar 20, 2023 20:47
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antipattern posted:well that's a bummer 
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Mar 20, 2023 21:13
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Mayor Dave posted:Between 1.2 and 1.3 but there's the baked in warming that hasn't hit yet which will put us over the top even if all carbon emissions stopped tomorrow also all the remaining fossil fuel-related aerosols falling out of the sky would most likely push us over that sacred treshold hell it might even get us to 2 in one go although there's no 100 % Scientific Guarantee
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Mar 20, 2023 21:17
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this earth place sounds hosed up.
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Mar 20, 2023 21:27
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Mar 20, 2023 22:47
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I can't wait till we blot out the sun so we can keep emitting as much CO2 as we want, and then everyone starves when the ocean acidifies from all the CO2. The dim diffuse lighting will be so much easier on my eyes.
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Mar 20, 2023 22:52
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Fell Mood posted:Hmm. So by 2045 when the mass death kicks off in earnest I'll be in my 60s. I'll live to see the end but will be too old to protect myself from the roving cannibal warlords. Not great, but not terrible. Don't worry everything's gonna be worse and faster than expected, so you most likely won't have to wait that long 
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Mar 20, 2023 23:04
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actionjackson posted:aren't we already at 1.5 C? We are only at 1.2c or so in current temperature rise. The line before this report was that we are virtually guaranteed for 1.5c ...BUT it would just be a transitory 1.5c. A temporary 1.5c that would quickly reverse if we did a list of amazingly intricate, involved and expensive things globally by the late 2030s that we aren't going to do. Also there may be volcanoes or something that could help limit temperature rise. Seems like the line has moved to non-transitory 1.5c being the penalty for not doing all of that poo poo we aren't going to do and it happening sooner than we thought within this decade. It's still 20 years behind but it's a half step forward I guess
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Mar 20, 2023 23:25
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https://www.politico.com/newsletters/power-switch/2023/03/20/leading-climate-scientists-send-the-grimmest-of-warnings-00082767 noticed this article had a sponsor i wasn't familiar with. they pledged to have their "portfolio" be net-zero emissions by 2050 it's an oil company lol
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Mar 20, 2023 23:32
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Just a Moron posted:How could they possibly know there are 170 trillion plastic particles in the ocean. No one can even count that high! Ridiculous Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall (e: I'd love to turn you on)
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Mar 20, 2023 23:38
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What can one realistically do at this point other than scream lol into a pillow?
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Mar 21, 2023 01:08
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Confusedslight posted:What can one realistically do at this point other than scream lol into a pillow? WebRip.1080p.BluRay.First.Reformed.ALTERNATE.ENDING.torrent
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Mar 21, 2023 01:11
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Confusedslight posted:What can one realistically do at this point other than scream lol into a pillow? You could always [REDACTED]
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Mar 21, 2023 01:14
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Confusedslight posted:What can one realistically do at this point other than scream lol into a pillow? i recommend u scream lmao into the soot-stained sky
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Mar 21, 2023 01:20
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Freezer posted:Here's my prediction: If we're lucky*, there will be a fairly precipitous decline sometime between 2040 and 2060. * everyone dying is pretty bad, but there are worse fates that I can imagine
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I just want to have things be normal long enough for me to stockpile my coffee and food and have the next Skyrim and Zelda's come out. Once those are out I have enough games to just vibe as everything goes down and I chill with my cool partner and write books and play games and read. I don't need much. (I know Starfield comes first and I plan on getting that too. If Skyrim 6 doesn't get made before everything gets made I'll be sad, but at least Zelda is coming out soon.).
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