Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

Dixville posted:

Lol

"We can reopen the sagas thread!"
*immediately posts about something jeff probably really doesn't want us to talk about*
Welp, it was nice while it lasted see y'all on the flip side!

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

Yellow Jackson posted:

Anyway, me and James talked to Mike. He brought Jen over as well, so she could be a part of the discussion. We told them that we weren't comfortable with the scenario, citing the safety reasons as well the fact that we didn't think it was fair to do it in the apartment since we might be liable if something went wrong.

Mike wasn't happy, but he was more disappointed than anything else. He argued for a while, but it all boiled down to it being his room and therefore he could do what he wanted in there, and that he and Jen could do what they wanted since they were both adults. We didn't budge on the "unsafe & unfair" points, so eventually he had to admit defeat and he went off to calm down in the bathroom for a while.

Jen was furious. She didn't yell or scream or anything but she wouldn't stop stop scowling and making these exasperated, theatrical sighs whenever me or James said anything. Eventually she stomped off and got Mike from the bathroom and they drove off in Jens car. They came back after an hour or so with Jens dog cage, and I guess as some sort of protest they set it up in the living room. Jen got in the cage, and Mike settled down on the couch. Then they watched TV.

I went out at that point, but according to James, they watched Downfall on DVD, then Mike let Jen out and they went into Mike's room. When I got back the the cage was still in the living room, empty.

Lumbermouth posted:

Here we go, some good old fashioned posting

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what on earth are james rolfe and mike matei doing why is mike handcuffing his girlfriend in james apartment lol what a poo poo load of gently caress

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what on earth are james rolfe and mike matei doing why is mike handcuffing his girlfriend in james apartment lol what a poo poo load of gently caress

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what on earth are james rolfe and mike matei doing why is mike handcuffing his girlfriend in james apartment lol what a poo poo load of gently caress

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what on earth are james rolfe and mike matei doing why is mike handcuffing his girlfriend in james apartment lol what a poo poo load of gently caress

Cranappleberry posted:

could be a different one, but I remember she was listening to classical music and someone saying that she was going to poo poo her pants/the bed to Bach or Beethoven. maybe that helps with searching

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

Yellow Jackson posted:

Well, he only told us about it because they'll be doing some sensory deprivation thing where he'll have loud classical music playing in the room whenever he's out, and he thought we might begin to wonder what was up after x amount of hours of Beethoven's fifth blaring on repeat.

Right, sorry: she going to poo poo the bed to Beethoven.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

[james rolfe voice] she was making GBS threads herself to moonlight sonata which, i later learned, is in three movements.

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

Paladinus posted:

Now google Ron Paul.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

[james rolfe voice] she was making GBS threads herself to moonlight sonata which, i later learned, is in three movements.

Nix Panicus posted:

Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what

Nix Panicus posted:

Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what

Nix Panicus posted:

I did some basic internet detectivery (took 30 seconds to search for the text of one of the tweets Jeff posted) and that person is still alive and employed with health insurance

Nix Panicus posted:

Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what

Nix Panicus posted:

Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what

American McGay posted:

That guy is a plant by the detractors trying to ruin the thread. Pay them no mind. Did I mention the PS5 has no games? And it's bigger than the original Xbox?

American McGay posted:

Did I mention the PS5 has no games? And it's bigger than the original Xbox?

Nix Panicus posted:

Sorry, I saw a story where a goon claimed they were dying and would soon be dead and wanted to know if it had actually been a scam or what

American McGay posted:

Did I mention the PS5 has no games? And it's bigger than the original Xbox?

Lumbermouth posted:

Here we go, some good old fashioned posting

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

[james rolfe voice] she was making GBS threads herself to moonlight sonata which, i later learned, is in three movements.

Jonah Galtberg posted:

how do people turn out like this. please consider donating your body to science

Nix Panicus posted:

Were you happier when it was just a fun story about someone claiming to be dying without caring about the resolution? Seems ghoulish to me. Sorry to intrude on your fun.