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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Thwomp posted:

It’s because the rioters were white.

That wouldn't matter to me.
I need to know my Final Protective Line. That's it. Anything else, I will sort out as peacefully as possible. Once they breach the FPL?
I'm going cyclic and pretending it's Balaclava. I'm a simple guy. I like my beer cold, my women androgynous, and my fascist coupmembers dead.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gods…. Imagine all the dead dogs.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ASAPI posted:

Any reports of the "gathering of the MAGAs" yet?

Revision: here's what's going on right now at least

https://twitter.com/misstessowen/status/1637849070248026113?t=jjPbztSzVcoCuU32vShDGQ&s=19

They need a solid date, a solid time, and solid confirmation that their protests aren't going to be fed-infested. They're currently 0/3 right now, so it's probably going to be quiet.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

NYPD would gun down a dozen innocent bystanders in the excitement.

NYPD would drive up to harlem and gun down a dozen innocent bystanders in the excitement

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

facialimpediment posted:

Revision: here's what's going on right now at least

https://twitter.com/misstessowen/status/1637849070248026113?t=jjPbztSzVcoCuU32vShDGQ&s=19

They need a solid date, a solid time, and solid confirmation that their protests aren't going to be fed-infested. They're currently 0/3 right now, so it's probably going to be quiet.

This is awesome. I wonder how their beliefs will affect the primary and election, they seem to produce a paralyzing effect on them.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
"Steel barricades" is an interesting framing on what appears to be a waist-high fence.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
those famously worked very well in DC

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Revision: here's what's going on right now at least

https://twitter.com/misstessowen/status/1637849070248026113?t=jjPbztSzVcoCuU32vShDGQ&s=19

They need a solid date, a solid time, and solid confirmation that their protests aren't going to be fed-infested. They're currently 0/3 right now, so it's probably going to be quiet.

Thanks for your posts. I've tried to comb Twitter and it's a mix of "useful information" and "those with Stage IV Brain Worms" and gave up after copy/pasting this:

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1637863263328403456

Interesting that the indictment is going to drop either the day before or after Tuesday as if it's just to dick with Donnie.

Preferably Wednesday, since it'd make all his Tuesday crowing "Old man yells at cloud", but I'm fine with whenever.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Holy poo poo is that Mueller she wrote account still active? wasn't that person revealed to be insane and/or a moron?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Ron: can't tell you much about Donnie's hush money payment to a porn star, but the prosecutor is a Soros plant

Donnie: lol ur gay

https://twitter.com/ShelbyTalcott/status/1637872886445645830?t=zfjmkK3O90_b1CH3l61n9g&s=19

Donnie: WAIT NO DIDN'T MEAN IT

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1637875268990775301?t=k2A5E2xPSIcR3IyH3qXDAw&s=19

Edit: oh hey this isn't the first time https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1637876256287891464?t=bKIH8FeW7rU4bIQ9e-q2zQ&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Mar 20, 2023

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

facialimpediment posted:

Ron: can't tell you much about Donnie's hush money payment to a porn star, but the prosecutor is a Soros plant

Donnie: lol ur gay

https://twitter.com/ShelbyTalcott/status/1637872886445645830?t=zfjmkK3O90_b1CH3l61n9g&s=19

Donnie: WAIT NO DIDN'T MEAN IT

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1637875268990775301?t=k2A5E2xPSIcR3IyH3qXDAw&s=19

Edit: oh hey this isn't the first time https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1637876256287891464?t=bKIH8FeW7rU4bIQ9e-q2zQ&s=19

If we survive, this is going to make a great mini-series.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ASAPI posted:

If we survive, this is going to make a great mini-series.

Damnit, you beat me. There's a part two: "nah I really meant it also he's a pedo groomer"

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1637877734494928896?t=0d44lag7lQqSct9D_hUV4Q&s=19

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
what was that line? "i feel sorry for your country, but this is tremendous content :yooge:"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Ron: can't tell you much about Donnie's hush money payment to a porn star, but the prosecutor is a Soros plant

Donnie: lol ur gay

https://twitter.com/ShelbyTalcott/status/1637872886445645830?t=zfjmkK3O90_b1CH3l61n9g&s=19

Donnie: WAIT NO DIDN'T MEAN IT

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1637875268990775301?t=k2A5E2xPSIcR3IyH3qXDAw&s=19

Edit: oh hey this isn't the first time https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1637876256287891464?t=bKIH8FeW7rU4bIQ9e-q2zQ&s=19

Wouldn't it be something if a man was the next person to claim Trump did something to him?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

gently caress you guys, have a heartwarming.
https://www.upworthy.com/8-year-old-handwritten-book-waiting-list-rp2

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
found the protest

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1637938226437537792?t=Qe75PbQXh1JDZUHxce4OSw&s=19

this is all very dumb and it will get nothing but dumber

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'll take dumb over burning down congress

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

I wish they had burned it down

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I wish they'd burn themselves down. Hope rings ever true

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
I think the saying is 'hope springs eternal'

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Seems like the Alpha Male MAGA crowd cannot stand by their man when he's in need.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Bored As gently caress posted:

It's cuz the cops at the Capitol were worried the protestets were armed and would shoot back and it'd turn into a firefight.

I thougth that was Uvalde

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Crusty and I had a brief convo the other day and he said something I agree with “Trump is a side show, DeSantis is the real threat” and that poo poo been on my mind since.

I do not want Ivy League Florida MAGA as POTUS.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Crusty and I had a brief convo the other day and he said something I agree with “Trump is a side show, DeSantis is the real threat” and that poo poo been on my mind since.

I do not want Ivy League Florida MAGA as POTUS.

I honestly think he'd be toxic to voters outside Florida. Guess we'll be finding out.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Crusty and I had a brief convo the other day and he said something I agree with “Trump is a side show, DeSantis is the real threat” and that poo poo been on my mind since.

I do not want Ivy League Florida MAGA as POTUS.

You would think that being a literal torturer would be effectively disqualifying in a national election, but this is the American electorate we're talking about so that will probably be a selling point.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I honestly think he'd be toxic to voters outside Florida. Guess we'll be finding out.

Maybe but a candidate bragging about sexual assault on video should have been a turnoff to family values voters, or at least prompted an evangelical VP to quit the ticket and his wife to divorce him.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Family values voters hate women more than they love values. I wouldn't be surprised if his approval went up among his base after that. In any case it was hilarious that people thought it would sink him at that point in the campaign

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I assume the simulations servers started having errors as Trump came down that goddamned escalator.

Somebody reboot the server pls.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Crusty and I had a brief convo the other day and he said something I agree with “Trump is a side show, DeSantis is the real threat” and that poo poo been on my mind since.

I do not want Ivy League Florida MAGA as POTUS.

DeSantis is far more of a threat than Trump, but as long as Trump is still around I'm not terribly worried about him winning. The MAGA base doesn't want a Trump knock off when they can have the real deal, and while DeSantis actually delivers on all the horrible poo poo Trump rambles about, he doesn't have anything close to Trump's charisma and ability to work a crowd. Plus, extreme right-wing candidates have done pretty poorly outside of deep red areas since 2020, so regardless of which one of the two ends up getting the nomination, I think they're both non-starters when it comes to the general election.

Not that I'm saying to relax, or not to worry, but overall I think the GOP has catered to their lunatic fringe for so long that now the kind of candidate who can win a Republican primary is also one who will massively drive Democratic turnout to defeat them, and encourage non-MAGA Republicans to either stay home or just abstain on the Presidential pick and focus on down ticket races. American voters are complacent and dumb as poo poo, but looking at how things have gone since 2020, I think enough of them got hosed by 2016 that they'll come out in force against Trump or another Trump-like.

That's what I tell myself to keep from going crazy, anyway.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I assume the simulations servers started having errors as Trump came down that goddamned escalator.

Somebody reboot the server pls.

Luca/Sasquatch 2024

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Luca/Sasquatch 2024

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I honestly think he'd be toxic to voters outside Florida. Guess we'll be finding out.

I am hoping this is the case. Florida has some amazing legislation going through right now that should be anathema to independents

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Daughter of family friends is preparing to move from a Seattle suburb to Florida, not for political reasons but because “it has nicer weather” & proximity to Disney. They had lucked into buying a fixer upper a few years back and were in a good housing situation for the area, so this seems like a poorly conceived move and with their past history with selling Herbalife I don’t think they’ve thought out all the angles. Their parents aren’t thrilled two grandkids they adore will now be about a continent away.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The way I see it is the "best" case scenario*, and I can't believe I'm saying this, is Trump/Biden v2.0 with a Biden win because the choice is "Joe Biden or the guy who tried to overthrow the country" and enough people will nope out from Trump fatigue.

As much as I'd like to see All The Bad poo poo happen to Trump, that likely shifts the nod from an rear end in a top hat with a fair bit of evil in him to DeSantis who is downright evil. My hope at that point would be enough people will nope out from Trump fatigue because they realize this guy is Dollar Tree Knockoff Trump.

e- *This ignores "Trump for Prison 2024, DeSantis somehow gets passed in the GOP race by someone who is at least Not Trump or DeSantis, and Candidate C (whoever that might be) but hopefully nothing more than Stereotypical Boring Politician".

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Mar 21, 2023

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Loden Taylor posted:

DeSantis is far more of a threat than Trump, but as long as Trump is still around I'm not terribly worried about him winning. The MAGA base doesn't want a Trump knock off when they can have the real deal, and while DeSantis actually delivers on all the horrible poo poo Trump rambles about, he doesn't have anything close to Trump's charisma and ability to work a crowd. Plus, extreme right-wing candidates have done pretty poorly outside of deep red areas since 2020, so regardless of which one of the two ends up getting the nomination, I think they're both non-starters when it comes to the general election.

Not that I'm saying to relax, or not to worry, but overall I think the GOP has catered to their lunatic fringe for so long that now the kind of candidate who can win a Republican primary is also one who will massively drive Democratic turnout to defeat them, and encourage non-MAGA Republicans to either stay home or just abstain on the Presidential pick and focus on down ticket races. American voters are complacent and dumb as poo poo, but looking at how things have gone since 2020, I think enough of them got hosed by 2016 that they'll come out in force against Trump or another Trump-like.

That's what I tell myself to keep from going crazy, anyway.

Given that Biden seems to be going full steam ahead on being the oldest incumbent president to win reelection and the DNC is showing no signs of floating trial balloons for successors, I worry that all DeSantis will have to do is make himself look coherent and youthful by comparison and he'll pull off some independents. Biden's approval rating is low, and if the GOP is able to temper catering to its lunatic base (and if Trump dies between now and then, which seems at least somewhat likely given his age, sedentary lifestyle and horrible diet), then there's a non-zero chance that DeSantis win the presidency. Remember that more people voted for Trump in 2020 than they did in 2016, even if Biden demonstrably won the popular vote, and hubris has led Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory on more than one occasion.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s inauguration than to his own.

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

As much as I enjoy not having Trump in office anymore, I do feel slightly worried when the president is so old that he's firmly within coin flip territory when it comes to his chances of making it through the year alive.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Platystemon posted:

Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s inauguration than to his own.

Well, second anyway.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Platystemon posted:

Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s inauguration than to his own.

Can't wait to see which decrepit boomer the democrats haul up next because it's "their turn." Maybe this is why Feinstein isn't running for senate again, she's preparing for a presidential campaign.

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
i wonder if biden would have gone for reelection if not for unexpectedly getting thrust into (effectively) wartime president mode. i mean, yeah, there were indications he was gonna do so anyway before, but circumstances appear to have clinched the deal

half of me says he's trying to backroom groom harris as an effective foreign policy leader to take over when he inevitably gets too old to do the job. "win an election, continue on a bit, resign, deliver a big legacy bomb as the old white guy who turned the presidency over to a black woman" feels like a very biden move

it's maybe preferable to some gop alternative, but goddamn do i despise american politics' slide into a patronage system because that's far more advantageous for either side of the entrenched powers than trying for systematic electoral reform

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