TheMightyBoops posted:

*hamburger helper impacts into wall*

I’m sorry sweetie they only had Stroganoff flavor.

*door slams in distance*

Darkman Fanpage posted:

hollerin and wailin like a real big bitch for attention in the grocery store hoping one of the store associates will come ask what's wrong and when they finally do ill tell them i can't reach the hamburger helper on the top shelf

SirSamVimes posted:

I always thought "the lovely gently caress My rear end" was a dumb Elden Ring joke

sharknado slashfic posted:

I dislike crunchy broccoli but mushy is good. Also the thread may be happy to know that my plan to like olives by eating olives worked.

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

brussel sprouts and sweet potatoes are the best vegetables imo

Famethrowa posted:

brussel sprouts sauteed with salt and pepper or if I'm feeling nasty, maple glazed

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

rudely dipping my fingers into the sauce in front of everyone and screaming in fear and anger when i taste a hint of asparagus and flipping the table over ruining the king of frances banquet

MarcusSA posted:

Oven roasted with olive oil and bacon.

TheKingofSprings posted:

Can you air fry brussel sprouts?

Spanish Manlove posted:

Monkeys pawl

Mode 7 posted:

Glad this thread is back where it belongs

Mode 7 posted:

Glad this thread is back where it belongs

sharknado slashfic posted:

I dislike crunchy broccoli but mushy is good. Also the thread may be happy to know that my plan to like olives by eating olives worked.

Hot Diggity! posted:

https://twitter.com/2000s_web/status/1637354477748637696?t=PdXjIy7CaYhGvT9t0w00Kg&s=19

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Captain Invictus posted:

I vaguely remember two posters, husband and wife I believe, who were like...dog nazis. Like if you had a mutt or anything but a purebred they told you straight up your dog should be purged for the good of dogkind etc. They were weirdly prolific posters for a long time but I don’t remember their names or what happened to them. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pretty sure you're thinking of the DVAngels, who were ridiculous, militant purebred Afghan Hound owners.

TheSwizzler posted:

and the lovely "gently caress My rear end"

Skratte posted:

There's a saga that I can't find and I wish I could, maybe someone will know what I'm referring to?

It was some guy living in a hotel room, I think, who was trying to learn how to cook but the food he was making... Wasn't food. Stuff like just putting a flour sludge into a pan I think? There were photos of his awful crunchy rice, stuff like that. I could have sworn I found it from an earlier iteration of this thread but I couldn't find it.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pretty sure you're thinking of the DVAngels, who were ridiculous, militant purebred Afghan Hound owners.

Skratte posted:

In my late twenties I slowly made myself like a bunch of veggies I hated because they were things that were in everything anyway like peas and mushrooms and okra. Best thing I ever did. I couldn't get myself to like zucchini but I did discover I love butternut squash. I like 99% of veggies now so I'm not gonna sweat the summer squashes not tasting edible to me thing. Maybe I'll revisit them again soon, see if my tastes have changed. Tastes aren't static.

There's a saga that I can't find and I wish I could, maybe someone will know what I'm referring to?

It was some guy living in a hotel room, I think, who was trying to learn how to cook but the food he was making... Wasn't food. Stuff like just putting a flour sludge into a pan I think? There were photos of his awful crunchy rice, stuff like that. I could have sworn I found it from an earlier iteration of this thread but I couldn't find it.

TheSwizzler posted:

I think supertaster only applies to like a few things like cilantro detecting some compounds other people don't

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

No, the cilantro receptor is a whole seperate thing.

Supertaster refers to taste bud density, like 1 in 4 people are supertasters.There's also an equivalent opposite term, non-taster, which refers to the lowest 25% of taste bud density havers. Both are extremely common; they just have stupid dramatic names which are almost exclusively used by stupid dramatic people.

Your typical supertaster has no idea they even are one, and has either managed to acquire a taste for their supposed trigger foods, or was able to establish a varied diet by discovering the many delicious vegetables that aren't brussels sprouts or whatever sets them off, because food that caters to their palate and isn't exclusively chicken nuggies has always existed.

Dixville posted:

Grilled zucchini is really good. You can do it straight on the grill or in foil. A friend of mine who was vegetarian used to always bring that to bbqs. If you haven't tried it that way, check it out some time

Blue Story posted:

Post about Food (sort of E/N):

I believe that cooking and smart meal planning are an achievable goal, but we do face some challenges. I am going to list these challenges, not as an excuse for why we can't cook or whatever because we can and and we will learn to do it. This is more just background that shows how things got where they are:

1) Husband has oral allergy syndrome. This means that when he consumes raw produce his mouth breaks out. Depending on the produce and the amount consumed, his throat could close up and kill him. Over the years he has grown suspicious of whether or not produce is sufficiently cooked, and is naturally reluctant. If he were to chop up some fruits or veggies his hands would break out. I have to eat oranges with the windows open because the stuff that releases in the air when you peel it bothers him. This is a real issue and not some made-up aversion to fruits and vegetables.

Blue Story posted:

Yes we have poor eating habits. My concern is about our kid thinking that my husband isn't eating veggies because he doesn't like them, when he actually has an allergy to fresh produce. Do you have a suggestion?

[...]

He is an adult.

Skratte posted:

There's a saga that I can't find and I wish I could, maybe someone will know what I'm referring to?

It was some guy living in a hotel room, I think, who was trying to learn how to cook but the food he was making... Wasn't food. Stuff like just putting a flour sludge into a pan I think? There were photos of his awful crunchy rice, stuff like that. I could have sworn I found it from an earlier iteration of this thread but I couldn't find it.

TheSwizzler posted:

and the lovely "gently caress My rear end"

Mia Wasikowska posted:

re4 remake on friday

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

That reminds me, who was the goon who posted an E/N thread alleging he was being harassed at work for a medical issue, and gradually revealed that the issue was that he was lactose intolerant and ate literally nothing but cheese, and produced chemical warfare-level farts that shut down the factory floor on a daily basis because people were forced to evacuate? I think at one point he posted pictures of his cheese collection worth thousands of dollars and was even talked into leaving it with a friend for safekeeping, but backslid after having gone two days without cheese.