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Mar 21, 2023 18:40
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the goon whose faith in gaming was destroyed by DNF being bad and never posted again lol having a long think outside staring at the sunset thinking of the scene of Duke Nukem slapping the wall titties in the alien hive level
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Mar 21, 2023 18:41
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the goon who a crisis of faith because duke got a blowjob from a man
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Mar 21, 2023 18:41
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I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay? Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke? Does he have the asperger's? Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?
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Mar 21, 2023 18:42
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It’s like those cults that believe doomsday is a specific date, the day comes and goes and you’re still here. What is there to do but wander the lands righting wrongs in the southwest on a motorcycle?
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Mar 21, 2023 18:43
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You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got.
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Mar 21, 2023 18:45
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. Wasn't that posted by the same guy who was confused about the confirmed bachelor perk in fallout...Or am I misremembering?
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Mar 21, 2023 18:47
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Mar 21, 2023 18:50
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those alien bastards are going to pay for ruining my furry bounce house
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Mar 21, 2023 18:51
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Ibram Gaunt posted:Wasn't that posted by the same guy who was confused about the confirmed bachelor perk in fallout...Or am I misremembering? I don’t know if it is but I like the idea Dude just constantly being duped into being gay in video games like a straight bait porno
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Mar 21, 2023 18:51
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KFC 11 Herbs and Spices Firelog is only $4.98 at WalmartDignity Van Houten posted:Thanks for the deal! Unfortunately I don't have a fireplace so I'll have to burn it on my charcoal grill. I'll update the thread later if it's too fragrant for my small apartment (500 square feet) Dignity Van Houten posted:update from hospital. Burning charcoal indoor releases enough carbon dioxide to kill you. Paramedics said my downstairs neighbor saved my life when she came up to check on me. after smelling smoke and hearing me collapse. No word if kfc log worked or not.
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Mar 21, 2023 18:54
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lmao
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Mar 21, 2023 18:57
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lets be real. there are worse ways to go than being suffocated to death by the scent of KFC's secret blend of herbs and spices
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Mar 21, 2023 18:57
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Lego robot did a comic where a kid in class passes a girl a note that says "will you be my human toilet," complete with diagram. That's what I expected to be behind the spoiler tags. I was wrong.
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Mar 21, 2023 18:59
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Would love to know if that guy started a new account after that incident or if he really has never posted again.
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Mar 21, 2023 18:59
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Lol legorobot
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Mar 21, 2023 19:01
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TheSwizzler posted:I don’t know if it is but I like the idea
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Mar 21, 2023 19:03
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Takes the “cocksucker” perk, character starts sucking dick “Aww man not again I thought it let me eat chicken”
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Mar 21, 2023 19:09
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Mar 21, 2023 19:10
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i think phil accidentally got into a gay romance when playing some rpg lol bugged sexual orientation mechanics dood
16-bit Butt-Head fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Mar 21, 2023 |
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Mar 21, 2023 19:11
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carbon dioxide poisoned goon's eyelids snapping open in the back of the ambulance, grabbing an EMT by the shoulders and demanding to know how many secret herbs and spices they could smell in their smoke-filled apartment
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Mar 21, 2023 19:12
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Oh boy! A lemon party! I’ll bring some sweet Mayer lemons!
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Mar 21, 2023 19:14
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dear loving lord
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Mar 21, 2023 19:15
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imp zone ftw
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Mar 21, 2023 19:46
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it's wild seeing stuff from mid-oughts SA and people's reactions to them now, or like that post from poparena on twitter reacting today to SA posts from 2005: https://twitter.com/pop_arena/status/1637863641121955841?s=20 "it was a different time" 
I remember that, that and Fingat are incredibleFingat didn't get disproven or anything, it really happened, right? I feel like they posted a photo of the bloody stump of their missing fingat as proof.
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Mar 21, 2023 19:53
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torch gamecube, lose fingat
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Mar 21, 2023 19:54
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Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years.Zero VGS posted:I’m about to return a $2000 wall bed, I didn’t like a bunch of things about it including that they hid in the pictures that there’s a 1 foot gap behind your head where pillows and phones can fall into an abyss behind it, and that the built-in desk is shallow enough that it feels like airplane-class legroom. Ror posted:If you don't post what happens when you try to return your 3 year old bed frame I will be furious. Zero VGS posted:Slammed my van into the fire lane at 5:55pm on a Sunday, Ace Ventura style, didn't mean to show up 5 minutes before closing but traffic was stupid. Rolled into the returns counter with 3 carts to hold everything and avoid scratches. Cheery Haitian lady asked for my order number which pulled up from my email; she nor I mentioned the original purchase date and I'm not sure she ever even noticed it. I said "didn't like it" and that was enough for her, not so much as a raised eyebrow from anyone.
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Mar 21, 2023 19:58
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. badass
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Mar 21, 2023 19:59
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The Costco return policy is epic.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:01
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unspeakably based
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Mar 21, 2023 20:01
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:badass the chutzpah is amazing, just s-rank level. i feel pretty bad for the workers who have to deal with a gross rear end goon bed though. gently caress I wish we had costcos here though.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:01
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I think they restricted it for electronics after too many people abused it but back when you could pretty much buy something, go to the service desk, smash it with a hammer in front of them, and get a full refund
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Mar 21, 2023 20:02
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Lol
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Mar 21, 2023 20:03
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Feels Villeneuve posted:I think they restricted it for electronics after too many people abused it but back when you could pretty much buy something, go to the service desk, smash it with a hammer in front of them, and get a full refund reminds me of the guitar center return policy for touring bands. that saved quite a few horrible young band tours, i can tell you.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:05
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NoiseAnnoys posted:reminds me of the guitar center return policy for touring bands. that saved quite a few horrible young band tours, i can tell you. Monster instrument cables used to have a lifetime return policy and until I stopped playing guitar for 10 years there was a period where I just never had to buy another instrument cable again. I’d just bring the shorted cable to GC and they’d hand me a new one. I did it like 9 times. Edit: those cables shorted out more than any other brand cable I owned.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:07
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Iirc the stuff that got it restricted was a ton of people doing stuff like buying giant TVs for super bowl weekend and returning it the next day
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Mar 21, 2023 20:08
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Iirc the stuff that got it restricted was a ton of people doing stuff like buying giant TVs for super bowl weekend and returning it the next day based
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Mar 21, 2023 20:08
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TheMightyBoops posted:Monster instrument cables used to have a lifetime return policy and until I stopped playing guitar for 10 years there was a period where I just never had to buy another instrument cable again. I’d just bring the shorted cable to GC and they’d hand me a new one. I did it like 9 times. hell yeah, but their cords kinda sucked. one band I was in, my coguitarist just used to absolutely destroy speakers. was into using underpowered cabs for some reason. so he would just keep taking them back when they were still under warranty. went through like 6 in a half year before the guitar center on halstead in Chicago caught on so he had to start taking them to the ‘burbs ones.
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Mar 21, 2023 20:10
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my friend worked for costco for a little while and they had an autoshop attached and he told me that his manager expressly told him "i dont care if they immediately do burnouts in the parking lot and come back, customer's always right, no questions asked" lol
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Mar 21, 2023 20:11
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Lumbermouth posted:Recent saga from the Costco thread: the guy who returned a bed after sleeping on it for three years. This guy is my hero.
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