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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Large Testicles posted:

Can you imagine how satisfying your first day of work would be? Then after a month you’d never want to play with a pair of tiddies ever again

DONT YOU SAY THAT, DON'T KILL MY DREAMS

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Monday at the titty fondling factory

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Karate Bastard posted:

Monday at the titty fondling factory

Buddy...

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Large Testicles posted:

Can you imagine how satisfying your first day of work would be? Then after a month you’d never want to play with a pair of tiddies ever again

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Why do you always go out with a clothespeg in your pocket..?

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1637453631761924097

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Large Testicles posted:

Then after a month you’d never want to play with a pair of tiddies ever again

Error. Does not compute.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do not gently caress the fatberg please

(yes yes we all know about my mother)

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Mar 20, 2023

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"
Seen at work.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I did a double take.

szary
Mar 12, 2014

By popular demand posted:


I did a double take.

idgi

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

looks like cum

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I didn't see it until someone quoted it and it was a lot smaller.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How do they milk a nut pea?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


It's really only a matter of time until some dipshit in marketing uses "no loads refused" as a slogan for a truck.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It looks like a dapper pickle

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

FORE!(skin)

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

You know in a show or a movie when someone wants to make it look like they're making out with someone and they have their back to the viewer and are kinda hugging themselves so it looks a little like someone else's hands?

So if a green ambulatory penis was doing that, but also it got so into the ruse that it jizzed a little.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Turn your webcam off.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons


Conophytum pageae, a small succulent native to South Africa and southern Namibia.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I'm expecting them to start singing.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Whooping Crabs posted:



Conophytum pageae, a small succulent native to South Africa and southern Namibia.
You misspelled suckulent

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Sequel to Little Shop of Horrors looking unnerving.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Tiny Shop of Horrors.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pageae no

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I don't like that a cactus has plumper, more kissable lips than me

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Elfface posted:

I'm expecting them to start singing.

For real, where do I find a lip animating AI?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Elfface posted:

I'm expecting them to start singing.

Specifically this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZBSGaWrEn4

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Whooping Crabs posted:



Conophytum pageae, a small succulent native to South Africa and southern Namibia.

Oh good, they're doing a crossover between The Langoliers and Lexx.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cat Hatter posted:

Oh good, they're doing a crossover between The Langoliers and Lexx.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nothing NWS about a relaxing Saturday night.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I don't think doing lines at work would count as work safe.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ah, a modern herm.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inceltown posted:

I don't think doing lines at work would count as work safe.

You never work at a restaurant, bar, strip club?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Worked in a restaurant but they didn't pay enough for me to be able to afford lines.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
I'd be scared as well....

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