16-bit Butt-Head posted:

never share any details about your personal problems on a public internet forum and dont join a discord about sharing those personal problems

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

never share any details about your personal problems on a public internet forum and dont join a discord about sharing those personal problems

a.p. dent posted:

can someone link the Zaurg thread, i can't find it

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Every
Single
Zaurg
Thread
Ever

zaurg is a BFC legend and made of pure 100% organic stupid oval office. I've not read his threads in a while so I am about to go back on a deep dive but they should be required reading for any goon that's not read them. Imagine Oscar Wilde pouring his scorn for his fellow man into a single literary character, one quantum singularity of a moron and you've got zaurg. Pure strain brilliantly entertaining.

If you need convincing...

This was owed to DeVry lmao

I forgot this lol

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you WILL come back to e/n and tell us about your disintegrating marriage or there will be consequences this is your final warning

pentyne posted:

Zaurg in his entirety, shamelessly reposting because someone already did it

It was like a MS Escher staircase of comedy, as at one point the people posting in the thread showed out to be as dumb as bricks. Someone suggested, possibly quite earnestly, that Zaurg save money by not getting a real Xmas tree that year and instead draw on on a big piece of butcher paper and let his kids draw on it for decorations.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

as bad as TVIV was, instantly nuking the MLP thread and preventing any of it from popping up here ever again was probably a good move


all i remember is that there was a breakaway IRC that started after the MLP thread got nuked with a user in it named "Get_Out_Frog_Pony" which isn't funny but lodged in my brain for over a decade

FirstnameLastname posted:

lol i just remembered shivadas

whatever happened to that guy

Frank Frank posted:

That name just gave me a serious bad vibe and I can’t remember why.

Frank Frank posted:

That name just gave me a serious bad vibe and I can’t remember why.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Also his posts sucked.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Also his posts sucked.

Spanish Manlove posted:

All I remember is that they sold glass weedware in SA mart

Famethrowa posted:

wow the echi thread was not at all a fun read. gross goon sex followed by sad consequences

Frank Frank posted:

Look if I drop personal information in a thread it’s going to be totally off-topic and random

Frank Frank posted:

This is the only part that concerns me. FNLN were they a goonfleet person?

FirstnameLastname posted:

nah

iirc he'd whine on sa about how he didn't make enough money selling bongs to goons to afford daycare for his kid(s), or child support or something like that, and claimed that all other possible sources of income were nonviable because [reasons]

I want to say it's because he had spent a bunch of money on a loving glass forge at his home and had moved to some tourist trap town with an economy centered around selling bongs and charging people to see the house from the Goonies, so he needed it to 'pay itself off' lmao

i might be mixing it up with someone else tho

Frank Frank posted:

Every once in a while someone brings up GIJoeDirtbag and I feel incredibly vindicated about how I treated his dumb rear end

pentyne posted:

Besides him being an attempted rapist why else was he a tool?

Also that was the one where the mods banned his victim for coming in to give the truth.

TheSwizzler posted:

FirstnameLastname posted:

nah

iirc he'd whine on sa about how he didn't make enough money selling bongs to goons to afford daycare for his kid(s), or child support or something like that, and claimed that all other possible sources of income were nonviable because [reasons]

I want to say it's because he had spent a bunch of money on a loving glass forge at his home and had moved to some tourist trap town with an economy centered around selling bongs and charging people to see the house from the Goonies, so he needed it to 'pay itself off' lmao

i might be mixing it up with someone else tho

Cuttlefush posted:

i don't know if i'd call astoria a tourist trap. neat bridge though

TheSwizzler posted:

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a.p. dent posted:

reading zaurg thread has already made me cancel a dumb recurring payment i haven't been making use of. Another Sagas thread success story. how the hell are there so many posts about him

CubicalSucrose posted:

Don't skip any, it's really amazing.

pentyne posted:

Zaurg in his entirety, shamelessly reposting because someone already did it

It was like a MS Escher staircase of comedy, as at one point the people posting in the thread showed out to be as dumb as bricks. Someone suggested, possibly quite earnestly, that Zaurg save money by not getting a real Xmas tree that year and instead draw on on a big piece of butcher paper and let his kids draw on it for decorations.

FirstnameLastname posted:

i get the strongest candles: $3600/mo vibes from the first thread with the $hundreds in misc all being Juicero style mlm poo poo,
kinda wonder if that was the inspiration for that dril post

zaurg posted:

Other MLM's she's done that I'm aware of;
- make-up (beauticontrol)
- some type of candles (we have cabinets full of candles that have been sitting there for 2+ years)
- juice plus
- another i can't recall