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I've cooked a lot of stupid poo poo when I'm stoned but that's something else
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Yep... thats the original I lifted the sound from for a long forgotten post. The vid came up again when I was curating my Images and vids folder and I've been having some fun with it...Meatgrinder posted:First thing my mind went to is "Close the pod bay doors please, HAL." Stoatbringer posted:"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave, I don’t understand why you’re doing this to me."
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fartknocker posted:gently caress the Cowboys Any excuse to post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tBHX_Fl4
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BrianBoitano posted:Also gently caress 8 lane highways and urban sprawl, Jesus Christ On the plus side beaver themed destination gas stands
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BrigadierSensible posted:Any excuse to post this. Now this is the kind of Skatt video I can get behind
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Texas is great if, like me, you’re white and straight and male and rich and work in tech. If not well sorry pal
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oldpainless posted:Texas is great if, like me, you’re white and straight and male and rich and work in tech. If not well sorry pal It must be great to be surrounded by people who are either miserable or white and straight and male and rich and work in tech.
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Grassy Knowles posted:It must be great to be surrounded by people who are either miserable or white and straight and male and rich and work in tech. Miserable with guns! 
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ookiimarukochan posted:On the plus side beaver themed destination gas stands Joke's on you, the cultural wonderland of *checks notes* South Carolina has a Buc-ees
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Knoxville is getting one this year so 
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Grassy Knowles posted:It must be great to be surrounded by people who are either miserable or white and straight and male and rich and work in tech. Don’t forget the lack of state income tax!
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Mar 22, 2023 04:24
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“Who poo poo the Laura Palmer Sheets?” 
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deoju posted:Texas has an interesting history. It was once part of Mexico, but it seceded because it wanted to keep slavery. Then it was briefly it's own country with slavery, but was afraid Mexico would reconquer it and get ride of slavery, so it joined the US. Then during the Civil War it seceded from the US to try to keep slavery. Texans will happily tell you about this, while leaving out, obfuscating, and denying the parts about slavery. And that's partially not the fault of the average Texan. Their schools require a whitewashed version of Texas history that indoctrinates them. And Since the Texas school board purchases so many textbooks national publishers have to cater to their lies too.  James, where John had had “had”, had had “had had”. “Had had” had had a better effect on their teacher Platystemon has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Mar 22, 2023 |
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onesixtwo posted:yes they are a bit, I've seen this a few times in this thread and literally nowhere else, what does it mean? a bit of what? Do you mean a skit?
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spiny posted:I've seen this a few times in this thread and literally nowhere else, what does it mean? a bit of what? Do you mean a skit? a brief comic performance or joke
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spiny posted:I've seen this a few times in this thread and literally nowhere else, what does it mean? a bit of what? Do you mean a skit? Lol is this a bit?
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Grassy Knowles posted:Lol is this a bit? I think it's a small pastry. 
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Laura Palmer with cherubism
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Grassy Knowles posted:Lol is this a bit? spiny can have a little bit, as a treat.
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Grassy Knowles posted:Lol is this a bit? Somethings gonna get bit alright, good lord look at that av
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Platystemon posted:
Hank Hill: "I don't know how France got in there..."
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ACAB(All cats are beautiful) Also the other one
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All Cats Are Bastards.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:All Cats Are Bastards. Unless the mama cat and papa cat are married, of course.
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Mama and Papa cats find it hard to get married. Minister cats will either go to sleep or wander off half way through any wedding service. Bride and groom cats to usually. At least it means the services are short usually.
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There's something weirdly calming about this picture
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You know I really don't care for these live action anime remakes.
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onesixtwo posted:You know I really don't care for these live action anime remakes. Ha, yeah my mind went to Spirited Away instantly.
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That's the most misshapen hat I've ever seen. Maybe it's the opposite of every other McDonald's product, where it looks like poo poo in the ad but perfect when you get it.
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I wish McDonald's would gently caress off with their weirdo jargon from a slightly parallel universe It's a burger, not a "sandwich". And who else has called them "hotcakes" since like 1939
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Y'know who else called them hotcakes in 1939?
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Lobok posted:Y'know who else called them hotcakes in 1939? OOh, oh I know this. NIXON!!!! You know, hitlers mate.
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