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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Maybe Piers Anthony level Oh god are we bringing the sex pest authors discussion from the dilbert thread here?
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Piell posted:Just completely unable to understand or perform comedy It's just amazing to me how he just has no idea how jokes work but wants to be seen as the Golden God of comedy.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:08
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E the Shaggy posted:It's just amazing to me how he just has no idea how jokes work but wants to be seen as the Golden God of comedy. Please stop doxxing my schtick.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:10
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BlancoNino posted:He's on a Pierce level of joke writing, but in a sad room by himself. https://youtu.be/It3PyrRPXk8 He's even below that, since Pierce can at least tell that his jokes are lacking and he decides to secretly hire some writers. Elon could obviously afford to hire any writer he wants, yet he clearly hasn't done so. I guess his sense of humor is so bad that he genuinely thinks he is posting zingers.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:26
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Offler posted:He's even below that, since Pierce can at least tell that his jokes are lacking and he decides to secretly hire some writers. I figure it's about half that, half his ego can't handle the idea that there are things his gigantic computer brain can't actually do well. After all, he's rish bish and all his dickriders tell him his meme game is strong; there's no field of human accomplishment he can't excel in![1] He doesn't need writers, he's Elon Musk! All shall love him and despair! [1] Except marriage lol.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:36
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https://twitter.com/MrTooDamnChris/status/1638956701125582853?t= I am a champion of the sovereignty and sanctity of human life and being respectful towards others' right to live peacefully , with dignity and without needless or senseless suffering NOW WITH THAT BEING SAID,
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Mal-3 posted:... [2]and parenting, lmao
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1638728403858898944?cxt=HHwWgIDStaGz970tAAAA What's the logic in tagging Elon here?
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Mar 23, 2023 18:47
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Escape Goat posted:What's the logic in tagging Elon here? I mean, it worked
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Mar 23, 2023 18:48
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He replies if you at him, @elonMusk @elonMusk @eLONMUSK *facepunch*
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Mar 23, 2023 18:53
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Jelly posted:I mean, it worked This. Elon is extremely racist and loves when people post "proof" that blacks are the real racists. Doesn't show on the embed, but the original tweet got a community notes on it that it's from 2005.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:53
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pixaal posted:He replies if you at him, @elonMusk @elonMusk @eLONMUSK Boertlejuice
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Mar 23, 2023 18:54
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The thing the congressman said had “hard” in it. Get it? Hard? Like a dick? Ha ha ha, that’s what she said. The above was literally Elon’s train of thought.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:55
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Escape Goat posted:What's the logic in tagging Elon here? yeah why would you direct white genocide scaremongering toward the guy who has gone on a months-long bender of posting about great replacement poo poo at 3 am in the morning
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1638728403858898944?cxt=HHwWgIDStaGz970tAAAA
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With how terrible and unfunny his tweets are How miserable and uncomfortable do you think it is to hang out with him in-person? Do you think he does the Borat voice?
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sugar free jazz posted:that’s not what statistical significance is. sample size effects degrees of freedom which is part of the calculation for statistical significance of a coefficient but it’s not statistical significance itself. are you thinking of a random sample being representative? Pardon my misuse of the term. I was referring to representative sample sizes, yes.
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Mar 23, 2023 19:11
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Maybe he comes out in cold sweats when he sees a black person not working down an emerald mine.
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Mar 23, 2023 19:13
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Sockser posted:With how terrible and unfunny his tweets are he's so bad at speaking I can't imagine him even attempting to mimic another voice
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Mar 23, 2023 19:14
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I'll have you know he meant to bellow out "i'm rishbish" on that stage and you're simply too plebeian to understand his wit  god that felt awful to type
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I'll have you know he meant to bellow out "i'm rishbish" on that stage and you're simply too plebeian to understand his wit How owned must Jeffries feel right now. 
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Mar 23, 2023 19:30
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Piell posted:Just completely unable to understand or perform comedy You know, for a guy who calls himself "Mr. Tweets", he sure sucks at the thing he decided to name himself...
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Sockser posted:With how terrible and unfunny his tweets are Elon: YEAH BABY Twitter employee: *quickly checks archive.org on phone* le epic bacon, sir.
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Mar 23, 2023 19:39
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armpit_enjoyer posted:I'll have you know he meant to bellow out "i'm rishbish" on that stage and you're simply too plebeian to understand his wit I'm still curious what Elon's plan was on that stage. Did he have a couple of minutes of material he wanted to try out? Was he going to improvise some crowd work? What was the plan, Elon?
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Offler posted:I'm still curious what Elon's plan was on that stage. Did he have a couple of minutes of material he wanted to try out? Was he going to improvise some crowd work? Just wanted to listen to people cheer him.
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CitizenKain posted:Just wanted to listen to people cheer him. I heard 90% of people were cheering him (in between all the fights)
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Mar 23, 2023 19:51
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Bright Bart posted:Hahaha. "P" numbers. But how do we measure hazard given time is actually continuous? In their seminal paper, Cox & Box (1976) unveiled the continuous-time hazard model. What a pair! You ! Back of the class! Do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us? Perhaps you have some insight into the continuous time hazard model? Surely you weren't making fun of my good friends, Cox......and Box?!
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Mar 23, 2023 20:03
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Piell posted:Just completely unable to understand or perform comedy What's up dog
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Mar 23, 2023 20:04
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Piell posted:Just completely unable to understand or perform comedy Honestly I feel like I’m missing something here. Isn’t the whole point of the “that’s what she said” line that it is something seemingly innocuous that takes on a different (usually sexual) meaning if you imagine it said by a woman talking to a man? How does anything in the OP fit that joke structure? It’s so bafflingly unfunny that it makes me thing I have been misunderstanding the line for my whole life…
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Scientastic posted:Honestly I feel like I’m missing something here. Isn’t the whole point of the “that’s what she said” line that it is something seemingly innocuous that takes on a different (usually sexual) meaning if you imagine it said by a woman talking to a man? How does anything in the OP fit that joke structure? It’s so bafflingly unfunny that it makes me thing I have been misunderstanding the line for my whole life… Careful, this is the thought process that leads you into becoming an Elon stan
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Most divorced man in the world attempts a joke.
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Scientastic posted:Honestly I feel like I’m missing something here. Isn’t the whole point of the “that’s what she said” line that it is something seemingly innocuous that takes on a different (usually sexual) meaning if you imagine it said by a woman talking to a man? How does anything in the OP fit that joke structure? It’s so bafflingly unfunny that it makes me thing I have been misunderstanding the line for my whole life… Elon dumb.
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Scientastic posted:Honestly I feel like I’m missing something here. Isn’t the whole point of the “that’s what she said” line that it is something seemingly innocuous that takes on a different (usually sexual) meaning if you imagine it said by a woman talking to a man? How does anything in the OP fit that joke structure? It’s so bafflingly unfunny that it makes me thing I have been misunderstanding the line for my whole life… is elon so out of touch? no, it's my understanding of the very concept of a joke that's wrong
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Data Graham posted:Careful, this is the thought process that leads you into becoming an Elon stan Don’t worry, Occam’s Razor helped: kazil posted:Elon dumb.
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Scientastic posted:Honestly I feel like I’m missing something here. Isn’t the whole point of the “that’s what she said” line that it is something seemingly innocuous that takes on a different (usually sexual) meaning if you imagine it said by a woman talking to a man? How does anything in the OP fit that joke structure? It’s so bafflingly unfunny that it makes me thing I have been misunderstanding the line for my whole life… By now you've probably concluded that Elon saw the word "hard" and attempted a spectacularly failed "that's what she said" joke. So you're not missing something, Elon is just even worse at telling jokes than you thought. Then a new challenger appears: https://twitter.com/MrTooDamnChris/status/1638956701125582853?t= So now there's a guy who sees not a joke, but a comeback. One of the best comebacks ever, in fact. This is where I'm starting to smell burnt toast and my vision begins to blur.
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PhazonLink posted:I thought you were suppose to seek medical attention at fevers 101 or higher, is the new standard higher? That's old numbers for recommendation and generally good advice, but the only number considered important in terms of fever is 106°F(41.1°C) as that's the "your body is cooking/disassembling from the heat" number and they probably have to stick you on ice to get it down. COVID19 loving up the hospital admissions really did a fucky wucky on the standards and margins for home care, as well as emergency admissions with regards to fevers.
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lol at america's lovely capitalist hellscap system making it so "yo only come just before you die" (also never mind that people are STILL under equipped and dont have a proper body thermometer)
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Twitter keeps advertising a fancy collapsible riot baton to me. My last one broke while playing ninja, will this one allow me to play ninja more aggressively without bending it?
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