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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Bust Martialis

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

remembering this fyad post

e:

quote:

Some of them are our literal enemies and want nothing good for GBS

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EasilyConfused posted:

Don't you hate GBS? Why are you even in that thread?

I heard that rust marstalis creep had decided it was the proper venue to litigate something I said and, god love me, I just cannot help myself

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

some plague rats posted:

I heard that rust marstalis creep had decided it was the proper venue to litigate something I said and, god love me, I just cannot help myself

Just mentioning sagas in that thread caused at least one person to catch the vapors.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

pentyne posted:

Just mentioning sagas in that thread caused at least one person to catch the vapors.

Wonder how many posts he has in the Ukraine thread

Nobody actually answer that btw, we're not here to helldump anyone

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Bust Martialis

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

some plague rats posted:

Wonder how many posts he has in the Ukraine thread

Nobody actually answer that btw, we're not here to helldump anyone

Please don't start this again.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

strong turdiak vibes

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EasilyConfused posted:

Please don't start this again.

lol yeah fair enough

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

aids

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

some plague rats posted:

I heard that rust marstalis creep had decided it was the proper venue to litigate something I said and, god love me, I just cannot help myself

The rate at which you can go from a post to a red av buy so angry it's not even proofread is pretty astounding.

Are you getting at least a branded mug for your efforts at raising SA's revenue?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
getting real "respect women" vibes off that redtext, good job :thumbsup:

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cthulu Carl posted:

The rate at which you can go from a post to a red av buy so angry it's not even proofread is pretty astounding.

Are you getting at least a branded mug for your efforts at raising SA's revenue?

You'd think so, but the amount of times Jeff has personally probed me I can only assume he has a moral aversion to making money

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
good cross-forum posters and gbs psychos gonna line up and run at each other like a 90s x-men cover

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS' Secret Wars

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
they really need to get back to what GBS is all about, at its heart

saying pirates are epic and roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

TheSwizzler posted:

they really need to get back to what GBS is all about, at its heart

saying pirates are epic and roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve

We didn't know how good we had it with Cat Lady GBS until it was too late....

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve

I must have missed this phase and I can't say I'm disappointed.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
also I can't find the creepy christmas thread where the GBS 2.0 rioters found the erotic truck furry images on the same hosting

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Cthulu Carl posted:

I must have missed this phase and I can't say I'm disappointed.

they're talking about the crimbo threads

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

It's probably the first place that a hypothetical new user would go, only to be greeted with endless poop and dick jokes by a bunch of 40 year olds, which is incredible

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

TheSwizzler posted:

also I can't find the creepy christmas thread where the GBS 2.0 rioters found the erotic truck furry images on the same hosting

The what now

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

TheSwizzler posted:

roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve

Has anyone ever posted an explanation of WTF was going on in those threads and why, besides "shut up, we were having fun?" Every time I think about them, I just can't wrap my head around what the hell they were even doing.

At least we'll always have Sad Wolf Leaning on Extremely Detailed Truck and Some Dude Loves His Sexy Purple Portal Cat

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




some plague rats posted:

I heard that rust marstalis creep had decided it was the proper venue to litigate something I said and, god love me, I just cannot help myself

Yeah, that's the thread for picking fights with you, and this one's forums' court for picking fights with the nefarious sixteen butts

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

16-Butt Bithead

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3022176&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

here's a typical one, just read that poo poo, like really absorb it. I can't seem to find the one from the GBS 2.0 riot

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

B33rChiller posted:

Yeah, that's the thread for picking fights with you, and this one's forums' court for picking fights with the nefarious sixteen butts

goons can't even take care of one butt let alone sixteen

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Dixville posted:

The what now

They called them snatter threads or something.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

*doo-wop voice* sixteen buttheads..

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Found it! (Archives needed, I think)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590253&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

edit:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3592434 (the followup discussion after the original got locked)

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Mar 24, 2023

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

TheSwizzler posted:

they really need to get back to what GBS is all about, at its heart

saying pirates are epic and roleplaying as victorian children while a furry breaks into their house on christmas eve

Lmao

I used to like the MSPaint threads. I know they got run into the ground but they were fun for a while

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Lmao they found the furry porn as he was writing his next entry so he posted cheery Christmas things immediately after. Also

Bargearse posted:

This is a bit like finding out that Santa is just a fat creepy dude your mother's cheating on your father with

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

womb with a view posted:

I used to like the MSPaint threads. I know they got run into the ground but they were fun for a while
I remember the...Microbe, was it? With the little green guy who constantly evolved, and that was really cool, and then goons started taking it way too seriously and creating their own OCs and the creator hosed off.

ahahahahahaha

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao Tony Tango actually got released and you can watch it on Vudu:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1720280/

Wild

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009


most insane thing to me is that guy still posts. I would have gone re-reg mode after that crap. lol. respect!!!

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Ibram Gaunt posted:

most insane thing to me is that guy still posts. I would have gone re-reg mode after that crap. lol. respect!!!

I mean poo poo, that's the real boss move, "got nothin to hide yo"

and comedy aside those were some p good truck drawings

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

Captain Invictus posted:

I remember the...Microbe, was it? With the little green guy who constantly evolved, and that was really cool, and then goons started taking it way too seriously and creating their own OCs and the creator hosed off.

Oh yeah! That one had really cute art. Did they take suggestions for what the microbe would turn into or something? I miss fun community art projects like that

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womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007


I'll count that as a community art project

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