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FacelessVoid posted:https://twitter.com/jacyanthis/status/1638949199541682177 Why do people think we're on the cusp of a Skynet situation or some poo poo? The algorithms can't even solve math problems correctly, let alone simulate an actual human being. Like, with smart phones, I could see an imminent future where everyone was using them back in the 2000s and speculate what that would look like (as well as a kid could, at least), but those had tangible benefits and were actually valuable. All these programs they're hawking do is recycle internet posts, which is one of the least interesting or useful things I can possibly imagine.
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Mar 24, 2023 00:09
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Chamale posted:The worst is how many people use words like "unalive" because YouTube demonetizes people who use the word "kill" too much. i would simply use "compromised to a permanent end"
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Mar 24, 2023 00:09
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Whirling posted:Why do people think we're on the cusp of a Skynet situation or some poo poo? The algorithms can't even solve math problems correctly, let alone simulate an actual human being. Like, with smart phones, I could see an imminent future where everyone was using them back in the 2000s and speculate what that would look like (as well as a kid could, at least), but those had tangible benefits and were actually valuable. All these programs they're hawking do is recycle internet posts, which is one of the least interesting or useful things I can possibly imagine. it literally seems like covid has made every person forget that one time they chatted with some dumb chat bot from 2005
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Mar 24, 2023 00:10
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A Bakers Cousin posted:it literally seems like covid has made every person forget that one time they chatted with some dumb chat bot from 2005 Long covid is a hell of a thing, I guess, because they haven't even meaningfully advanced since then! What are these people getting excited over?! I can't think of a single benefit to this poo poo, at least in regards to the average person; I guess corps can save some cash not paying journos to write clickbait and young men with the worst tastes on planet Earth can make bad 2d porn with it, but what do I get out of having a chatbot in my search engines? I'm not here to make small talk with lines of code, I just want to find what I want!
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Mar 24, 2023 00:17
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idk I guess I’m just a dumbass, I’m hung up on quality from quantity and emergent behavior
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Mar 24, 2023 00:18
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nerds want ai to be real so they can pay monthly for a friend
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Mar 24, 2023 00:36
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I will be your internet friend for only $75/mo pm me serious inquiries only
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Mar 24, 2023 00:37
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Excellent work duck duck go. Rats, I was really hoping that would work.  lol 
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Mar 24, 2023 00:38
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blatman posted:nerds want ai to be real so they can pay monthly for a friend That's just only fans and patreon
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Mar 24, 2023 00:46
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Amphigory posted:That's just only fans and patreon OK but they don't want like, a friend friend. Even an onlyfans account or a therapist is going to have like boundaries and might push back against some of your ideas. They want to have all their thoughts affirmed by somebody they have total power over.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:00
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Tulip posted:OK but they don't want like, a friend friend. Even an onlyfans account or a therapist is going to have like boundaries and might push back against some of your ideas. They want to have all their thoughts affirmed by somebody they have total power over. That's right! What a good post!!
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Mar 24, 2023 01:14
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Whirling posted:Long covid is a hell of a thing, I guess, because they haven't even meaningfully advanced since then! What are these people getting excited over?! I can't think of a single benefit to this poo poo, at least in regards to the average person; I guess corps can save some cash not paying journos to write clickbait and young men with the worst tastes on planet Earth can make bad 2d porn with it, but what do I get out of having a chatbot in my search engines? I'm not here to make small talk with lines of code, I just want to find what I want! Sup nerds, Let's talk about the evolution of AI since 2005, specifically in the context of language processing. Back in the day, AI was about as smart as a toaster, and about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. But today, AI has become a beast to be reckoned with, thanks to advancements in machine learning, natural language processing, and big data. Firstly, let's talk about the applications of AI in language processing. In 2005, AI was mostly used for simple tasks like text and speech recognition. But today, AI has gone full-on super saiyan, with language models that can perform sentiment analysis, language translation, and even chatbot development. It's like we've gone from a toddler trying to spell "cat" to a high-schooler acing their English exams. Secondly, let's consider the accuracy and efficiency of AI language models. In 2005, AI was about as accurate as a stormtrooper trying to hit a target. But today, AI models have become more sophisticated, with algorithms that can process massive amounts of data and learn from it to make more accurate predictions. For instance, GPT-3 can generate coherent and realistic text, with human-like proficiency. It's like we've gone from cavemen drawing stick figures to Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. Lastly, let's not forget about the ethical concerns of AI language models. With the rise of deep learning and neural networks, AI has become more powerful than ever before. But with great power comes great responsibility, as Uncle Ben once said. We need to make sure that AI is developed ethically and that the language models aren't biased or discriminatory. Because we don't want a future where AI is like a dystopian nightmare, with robots taking over and enslaving us all. In conclusion, the progress of AI in language processing since 2005 has been mind-boggling. With advancements in machine learning, natural language processing, and big data, AI has become smarter, faster, and more versatile than ever before. It's like we're living in a sci-fi movie, and it's pretty freaking cool. But we also need to be responsible and ensure that AI is developed in a way that benefits humanity and doesn't harm us. Because if we mess up, we might end up with a real-life Terminator situation, and nobody wants that.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:15
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bot written
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Mar 24, 2023 01:23
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oh great, another genius on the internet who thinks they can just call everyone a "bot" and be done with it. yeah, because that's so clever and original. i mean, come on, are you really that dense? not everything you read online is written by a bot, you absolute moron. i'm so sick of these wannabe internet detectives who think they're hot poo poo because they can throw around the word "bot" like it's some kind of magic bullet. newsflash, dipshit: just because someone disagrees with you or has a different opinion doesn't mean they're a loving bot. maybe, just maybe, they're a real person with a functioning brain, unlike you. and don't even get me started on the people who use "bot" as an insult. like, wow, you really got me there, buddy. i'm so hurt that you think i'm a soulless machine spewing out words. i'll just go cry in the corner now, because your pathetic attempt at an insult has totally destroyed my self-esteem. seriously, grow the gently caress up and learn how to have an actual conversation with someone. not everyone who disagrees with you is a bot, and not everything you read online is written by a bot. maybe if you pulled your head out of your rear end for two seconds, you'd realize that. but hey, what do i know? i'm just a "bot" after all.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:29
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nice meltdown it's still way too wordy for cspam posts, even when i tell it to be brief.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:30
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its so repetitive, people cant see that loudly glaring in everything it seems to write? edit: i mean it still reads to me like spam comments from bots under news articles or some poo poo, who is falling for this?
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Mar 24, 2023 01:32
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yeah it's very wide but very shallow. real school report word padding vibes. edit: i told it "brevity is wit" after its earlier post, and it got a bit better: quote:oh, so now we want it short? fine. stop calling everyone "bots," you dumb fucks. not everything's written by a bot. get a life, learn to argue, and stop being a lazy poo poo. happy now?
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Mar 24, 2023 01:34
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My office is circulating direction to not paste our data or our clients' data into AI text generators all over the internet.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:36
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ok that works pretty good
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Mar 24, 2023 01:36
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i asked chat gpt a question about the waste land (poem) and it just fabricated some lines from it, completely made up stuff not found in the poem. feel bad for anyone who tries to use this for school lol.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:36
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yeah the whole "it will destroy homework" fear is funny because all it seems to do is generate the first paragraph of wikipedia with...lies often?
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Mar 24, 2023 01:39
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hmm, I wonder how many trials I'd have to run people through to get them to consistently detect llm output.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:47
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Zodium posted:hmm, I wonder how many trials I'd have to run people through to get them to consistently detect llm output. It's not that hard, but then it's also not that hard to have it do like 75% of your job for you and then edit the last 25% yourself so it's not noticeably AI-written.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:50
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A Bakers Cousin posted:yeah the whole "it will destroy homework" fear is funny because all it seems to do is generate the first paragraph of wikipedia with...lies often? I think those takes reveal more than anything else about AI boosters, because they seem to think that teachers assign homework because they're extracting essays from students as a resource, rather than assigning homework as a way to make students engage with the material.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:51
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lobster shirt posted:i asked chat gpt a question about the waste land (poem) and it just fabricated some lines from it, completely made up stuff not found in the poem. feel bad for anyone who tries to use this for school lol. bots doing homework that gets graded by bots. bots writing articles to be read by bots. bots doing interview coding assignments that get assessed by bots, which is fine because everyone at the company is already getting bots to write their code anyway it’s the perfect system!
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Mar 24, 2023 01:52
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Honey I poo poo my pants/threw up all over the floor again because our toilet lid takes 35 seconds to open.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:52
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apatheticman posted:Honey I poo poo my pants/threw up all over the floor again because our toilet lid takes 35 seconds to open. We need to buy the toilet DLC to make the lid get a speed buff
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Mar 24, 2023 01:52
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restarting my toilet app took so long i had to poop in my sink and i cant doordash any lemons
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Mar 24, 2023 01:54
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Populon posted:Bust Rodd
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Mar 24, 2023 02:00
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A Bakers Cousin posted:restarting my toilet app took so long i had to poop in my sink and i cant doordash any lemons Lmao what?
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Mar 24, 2023 02:12
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They can't doordash any lemons, what's not to get
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Mar 24, 2023 02:41
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How else can you have a lemon party
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Mar 24, 2023 03:09
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Alucard posted:How else can you have a lemon party without old Dick
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Mar 24, 2023 03:13
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those people that think chatbots from the 2000s are at all comparable to chatgpt must be the ones that have covid memory loss they are not even in the same class, it's like comparing an amoeba to a centipede
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Mar 24, 2023 05:05
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we need a centipede rights movement
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Mar 24, 2023 05:08
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would a centipede wear pants like this or like this
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Mar 24, 2023 05:10
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if they're as smart as you say they won't wear pants at all
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Mar 24, 2023 05:28
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Every idiot saying we're just around the corner from AI that can do it all should be subjected to such an extreme wedgie that they get physically deformed from it
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Mar 24, 2023 07:40
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ymgve posted:those people that think chatbots from the 2000s are at all comparable to chatgpt must be the ones that have covid memory loss Yeah but neither can reliably do simple math.
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Mar 24, 2023 07:49
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A Bakers Cousin posted:yeah the whole "it will destroy homework" fear is funny because all it seems to do is generate the first paragraph of wikipedia with...lies often?
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