Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

# ? Mar 23, 2023 13:13

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:33

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Doomykins posted:

I'm still not entirely sure why Sally and Ted don't tell Horrible Mother that she can stay with them because they support her as family but stop talking and to respond to any abrasiveness with their own.

Ok, that's not really healthy, but they don't need any support from her or anything...? Then again I feel like maybe Horrible Mom needs a healthy dose of shaming to get her mind inching towards "wait a second, nobody wants anything to do with me!"

Sure, she'll determine that everybody else is wrong and not her, but.. eh!

People like that never get better. And just because you share some DNA with them does not make you obligated to deal with their bullshit. Huck her rear end into the volcano and save themselves and everyone else the trouble, that's what I say they should do.

Doomykins posted:

Kind of weird that Archie will run for decades after these strips proved that Betty is the girl you want in your corner, and so early! Marry a partner that'll kick somebody like that for talking trash about you!

That's the staying power of Manufactured Drama^tm, my friend.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 14:22

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Medenmath posted:

I'm quite fond of Dark Side of the Horse too. It's one of those strips that just kind of quietly hits its gags most of the time, like Andertoons.

Yeah, it does with elevator and sheep-counting gags what Andertoons does with powerpoint gags.

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 2/17-19/41

This comic is the greatest thing.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

"Then I met a man and he fixed everything!"

Andertoons

# ? Mar 23, 2023 15:13

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro

The Family Circus

Slylock Fox

# ? Mar 23, 2023 15:25

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Fingerpori

Wait, how does this even work in Finnish?

Fingerpori

Rajaton = limitless, borderless
Matkustaa rajattomasti = travel without limits/travel as much as one wants
Matkustaa rajattomasti = travel without borders

# ? Mar 23, 2023 15:29

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Hempuli posted:

Wait, how does this even work in Finnish?

Fingerpori

Rajaton = limitless, borderless
Matkustaa rajattomasti = travel without limits/travel as much as one wants
Matkustaa rajattomasti = travel without borders

A tract is a "traktaatti" in Finnish. A tractor is a "traktori". It kinda works!

# ? Mar 23, 2023 15:59

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

A tract is a "traktaatti" in Finnish. A tractor is a "traktori". It kinda works!

Huh, I hadn't heard that term before. I suspected there might be a rare word like "trakti" used but I'd imagine that tracts would usually just be called "pamphlets" or something like that.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 16:35

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise: Death of a Jester

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:27

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:33

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (April 29, 1935)

Peanuts (March 25, 1976)

Miss Peach (September 7, 1989)

Cranky Shafterbean

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (October 23, 1939)

Olive & Popeye

Out Our Way (May 19-21, 1941)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Mar 23, 2023

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:40

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Strontium posted:

Legend of Bill

I feel like it's a matter of time before someone accidentally calls this character Barry or whatever his name is from the other comic. It's the same dude, just drawn even more unappealing

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Mar 23, 2023 17:42

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Hempuli posted:

Huh, I hadn't heard that term before. I suspected there might be a rare word like "trakti" used but I'd imagine that tracts would usually just be called "pamphlets" or something like that.

Yeah chalk that one up to a youth spent handing out tracts as a Jehovah's Witness.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 19:51

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Haraiso Days

Cthulhu and Girl

# ? Mar 23, 2023 22:28

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

The Demons of Baseball

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:08

theironjef: Aug 11, 2009; The archmage of unexpected stinks.

I'm sorta finding myself on Bernice's side here, which is the worst place to be. But you don't hire an art model to stare at their friend's dick as a fun surprise, that's stuff you disclose.

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:10

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Man the "Billy substitutes" strips always have that weird undercurrent of meanness to them 'cuz the dad always complains about it. Also hell yeah Hill ask the hard questions and open a dialogue.

The Way Green Draws Billie's Faces Is Always A God drat Treat

Wendell Is Consistently One Of My Least Favorite Characters In This Strip And That's loving Saying Something

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:28

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

theironjef posted:

I'm sorta finding myself on Bernice's side here, which is the worst place to be. But you don't hire an art model to stare at their friend's dick as a fun surprise, that's stuff you disclose.

Is she getting paid?

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:34

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Hostile V posted:

oh no. i wonder what. will happen. :geno:

# ? Mar 23, 2023 23:43

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 5/22-24/50

Fanfaron.

Betty 11/18-20/46

# ? Mar 24, 2023 00:11

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

In today's Blueberry... well, there's not much I can add to this!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 00:17

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I wish screaming actually did fend off wolves.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 00:40

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Solver 10: Boys Like Fun Part 2 Chibi-Lottie in last panel...

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

ALWAYS READ THE LEGAL PACK! You know you�ve been warned. And finally, Claire gets to really, really scream.

The_Other fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Apr 5, 2023

# ? Mar 24, 2023 01:16

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Mar 24, 2023 01:35

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Half a serving tonight due to a family emergency...

Dok's Dippy Travel Agency (August 26, 1914)

Little Lefty (March 28-30, 1938)

# ? Mar 24, 2023 02:57

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth

~~Put her in a home~~ Send her off to live with Ted's brothers!

Luann

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Mar 24, 2023 03:45

Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

Hey look, something�s actually happening in Solver.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 05:33

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

1980 comics

Dick Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

# ? Mar 24, 2023 06:12

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (April 20, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

# ? Mar 24, 2023 06:42

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side of the Horse

# ? Mar 24, 2023 07:16

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Fingerpori

In case it isn't obvious, they are out picking mushrooms, and it's always a good idea to carry a guide book with you if you're not sure of what you're doing. Many toxic mushrooms look almost identical to the safe ones, if you don't know what subtle warning signs to look for.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 07:35

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Pretty excited for more Arn adventures!

Krazy Kat June 25, 1916

Little Nemo November 19, 1905

God Damit Nemo!

# ? Mar 24, 2023 11:13

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

I hope everything's okay, EasyEW!

Vintage Valiant (May 27, 1956)

# ? Mar 24, 2023 11:50

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 3/23/03

Brenda Starr 8/24-26/50

Smokey Stover 8/30/53

Everyday Movies 3/30/36

"Truly, I've been out of work so long that the whole world looks different to me -- as if I had on crooked glasses with funny lenses."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 2/20-22/41