Official PYF Sagas Thread which WILL be Goldmined After Jeff is Probated

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LeithCentral: Mar 1, 2005; As far as I can run, brother.

Endorph posted:

lmfao and also lol at all the posts

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:37

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

i would like to again thank pog boyfriend for bringing back the sagas thread single handedly

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:04

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

i dont think you trust

in

my

self righteous avatar buys

lmao

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:05

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

copy posted:

lol

why'd you pick "for your account" from the menu? (she wanted to!)

here you go creating another saga

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:05

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Christ I love this place sometimes.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:05

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

NoiseAnnoys posted:

also holy gently caress the op, lol.

lmfao

well played mia

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:05

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

also holy gently caress the op, lol.

/
and you're probably wondering who bought spr the km avatar. as for me, well

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:06

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Deep lore in the OP... only true Saga freaks dare learn the truth...

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:07

Catgirl Al Capone: Dec 15, 2007

this was extremely funny to catch up on but i can't help but feel a little bit sad about the slim possibility that a part of her earnestly believed the av text she bought herself. i hope that wasn't the case and she is embarrassed as hell but otherwise OK.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:08

Keru: Aug 2, 2004; 'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

holy crap, well spotted, op

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:09

copy: Jul 26, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

/
and you're probably wondering who bought spr the km avatar. as for me, well

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:09

Leal: Oct 2, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/L6DpUK4.mp4

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:09

Eason the Fifth: Apr 9, 2020

sharknado slashfic posted:

I love this website so much

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:09

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

Mia Wasikowska posted:

Edit:

secret confession:
i bought spr the km avatar

i had just refunded the re4 remake because it wouldn't run on my computer. i had noticed spr had their avs changed a whole bunch in just one day. an unusual amount of times. i had never seen an av changed so many times in such a short period of time on these forums.
what was especially odd was a few things - usually if someone already has a demeaning red text av and they go into another thread and piss that thread off, that thread won't buy them ANOTHER demeaning red text av about slightly different subject matter, because they already have a nasty red text av about denying genocides or whatever.

i also noticed a similarity in style between the writing in spr's redtext (the one screencapped in jeff's post) and some of the posts spr made in cspam's "thread for straight up doing misogyny".https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4027202
I also thought about a post spr made about how all the mods secretly lover her posts and are pming her encouragement and so forth - that reminded me a lot of KM.
That got me thinking about "forums main characters" and what kinds of things people who love drama on internet sites do. Different types of sockpuppeting and so on.

Would I do it again? well, i had no idea jeff was gonna make that post. but if i hadnt gotten lucky and jeff hadnt posted his take down, i would have just been out $10 and regretted it and felt dumb. don't be like me goons. there but for the grace of god etc. im DONE with forums drama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:09

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

i wish her well hope she gets her issues under control and stays logged off the forums forever because they were bad for her

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:10

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

NoiseAnnoys posted:

also holy gently caress the op, lol.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:10

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:11

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

Stux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:11

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

^ OP

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:11

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

if jeff is forums columbo then op is forums sherlock fuckin holmes

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:12

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

op carefully lines up a headshot on spr but as they pull the trigger jeff charges in and performs a running suplex on her

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:12

Dr Kool-AIDS: Mar 26, 2004

incredible shoot op

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i wish her well hope she gets her issues under control and stays logged off the forums forever because they were bad for her

also this

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

some plague rats posted:

excellent. just checking my watch for no reason at all

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i'm having fun online.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Stux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

god drat

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

search engine: Jun 16, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i wish her well hope she gets her issues under control and stays logged off the forums forever because they were bad for her

yeah i don't get the people going "hope this deeply crazy person who will never live this down takes a break but then comes back" like even if you did somehow stop being your current kind of crazy, you'd end up another kind of crazy from getting relentlessly owned

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Buying myself an av implying that I am a "cracker-rear end whitey"

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

*jeffrey, emerging from underneath his weighted blanket like dracula* "oh, one other thing.."

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:13

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Stux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

that's the kind of shot shooting that immediately tells you that you should never buy a lottery ticket because you just spent all your luck

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:15

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Hell, Jeff's earned his nap this time. Sleep tight buddy.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:15

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Feels Villeneuve posted:

does anyone have the IZ nword gangtag because I think it got nuked from the forum database

Who woulda thought gay browser was racist as well?

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:15

PsychoInternetHawk: Apr 4, 2011; Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.; Grimey Drawer

TBH I'm okay with Jeff just being this kind of slumbering elder god who wakes from his nap every few months to obliterate some poor fool and then goes back to bed

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:15

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

absolutely top loving tier noticing by th e op. all timer.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:16

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN: Aug 12, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

/
and you're probably wondering who bought spr the km avatar. as for me, well

the best movie

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:16

Mr. Crow: May 22, 2008; Snap City mayor for life

Kagaya Homoraisan posted:

wake up

transphobic avatar that you made up

Lmao

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:17

Babysitter Super Sleuth: Apr 26, 2012; my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

TBH I'm okay with Jeff just being this kind of slumbering elder god who wakes from his nap every few months to obliterate some poor fool and then goes back to bed

jeffrey wakes from his slumber once every thousand years to completely obliterate a single poster before returning to his dreams

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:17

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

TBH I'm okay with Jeff just being this kind of slumbering elder god who wakes from his nap every few months to obliterate some poor fool and then goes back to bed

May he sleep for a thousand years.

But if he wakes sooner, let it be just as hilarious as this time.

# ? Mar 24, 2023 20:17