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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Turkey and Armenia are in the same group for the Euro qualifiers

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

jeebus bob posted:

Turkey and Armenia are in the same group for the Euro qualifiers

Frantically putting my life savings on over 2.5 first half drone stoppages

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Turkey has no idea what you're talking about.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett



the face of fitba

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/hughwizzy/status/741677531879907328?s=20

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


And with it, his powers fade too

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Given that reference I was expecting him to go mental and randomly assault an opposing attacker.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Crazy Ted posted:

Given that reference I was expecting him to go mental and randomly assault an opposing attacker.

Same. I was expecting a bit of a shoving match with the keeper flying in from the side to drop someone

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Kevin Lasagna

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Since some of you might not be familiar with the NHL, and especially older NHL, here's why ilmucche and I were thinking the Ron Hextall reference might have made that other video turn out differently...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpattmx5srA&t=23s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZP83pgNBA&t=79s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9hi-NtQ8OE

He was an absolute goddamn loon.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
You left out my favourite one, the one where the game ends but there's a fight at the other end so Hextall skates the length of the ice to fight felix potvin for no loving reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMX3XEeajg

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Haha christ I completely forgot about that one.

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
the time eric dier awkwardly traveled up the stands to pick a fight with someone

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

Can you say please, four times.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

When you own not only the barbers but the kebab shop next door.

Rid
Jun 16, 2003

What do you mean you're out of butter?
Jizz Horncamp didn't score today, but he played very, very well. Also, his first name is 'Jizz'

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Conte talk reminded me of the time just after I'd moved to Dublin and was thinking maybe I should try and pick a Prem team to check the results first in the papers etc. Went to the pub one night and Spurs were on, tore it up in the first half, Robbie Keane scored a goal, the place was hopping, they were winning 3-0 at halftime and the other team got a player sent off on his way off the pitch. Turned into one of the biggest FA Cup comebacks ever and turned me right the gently caress off Spurs so thank you City I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pDQiC4F2U

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


still can’t believe Kevin Lasagna isn’t a Joe Kinnear dealio

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

greazeball posted:

Conte talk reminded me of the time just after I'd moved to Dublin and was thinking maybe I should try and pick a Prem team to check the results first in the papers etc. Went to the pub one night and Spurs were on, tore it up in the first half, Robbie Keane scored a goal, the place was hopping, they were winning 3-0 at halftime and the other team got a player sent off on his way off the pitch. Turned into one of the biggest FA Cup comebacks ever and turned me right the gently caress off Spurs so thank you City I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pDQiC4F2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUhuIV-Nptw

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Guess who

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
that cannot be who i think it is nasri, can it? :stare:

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

qsvui posted:

that cannot be who i think it is nasri, can it? :stare:

it's funny, but it's a good photoshop my man

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1448357949072678924

Give it another 5 years and it's spot on though.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Basically good ol' Alan arch

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

T Bowl posted:

it's funny, but it's a good photoshop my man

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1448357949072678924

Give it another 5 years and it's spot on though.

Drip doctors now just feeding him grease through a tube?

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

gazza crashing the middlesbrough team bus because he simply said to the driver "gis a go" and the driver just let him

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Gazzas pre match ritual of wanting to touch/hold Ledley Kings knob

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Gazza turning up at an armed police standoff with a fishing rod, a rotisserie chicken and a plastic bag full of cans asking to act as negotiator

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

ItohRespectArmy posted:

gazza crashing the middlesbrough team bus because he simply said to the driver "gis a go" and the driver just let him

The "game" he, Jimmy 5 Bellies, Paul Merson and Bryan Robson used to play while they were at Middlesbrough where they would all put money on the table and take a sleeping tablet and a bottle of wine per hour. Last one awake got the money. Apparently they did this 4 days a week after training.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Mickolution posted:

The "game" he, Jimmy 5 Bellies, Paul Merson and Bryan Robson used to play while they were at Middlesbrough where they would all put money on the table and take a sleeping tablet and a bottle of wine per hour. Last one awake got the money. Apparently they did this 4 days a week after training.



calling up big micheal carrick with these two data points alone

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

That time Scott McTominay scored two and Scotland beat loving Spain.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Nuclear Spoon posted:

gently caress me spain are dogshit

this was hilarious from mctommy though

https://streamin.me/v/97516bd2/o

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

CyberPingu posted:

Gazzas pre match ritual of wanting to touch/hold Ledley Kings knob

you're thinking of Les Ferdinand

if he was touching up Ledley King he'd likely now be subject of an Interpol red notice

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered that week or so when someone found out that if you wrote to the FA announcing your retirement from international football they sent you a formal written acknowledgement, and that literally anyone could do it. Don't think they do that anymore

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered that week or so when someone found out that if you wrote to the FA announcing your retirement from international football they sent you a formal written acknowledgement, and that literally anyone could do it. Don't think they do that anymore
A number of years ago it was found out by accident that random university students could declare themselves eligible for the NBA draft after some guy got tanked with friends at his college bar, fired off an e-mail or something, forgot about it because of how drunk he was, and got a response via certified mail three weeks later personally signed by one of the VP's of the NBA.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1642776623404515328?s=20

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao kammy

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007


Always love watching this

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Mick Hucknall out of simply red was one of Pele's oldest and dearest friends

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Spurs choking against a ten-man Everton with two minutes left to play

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