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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/AmericanDadTBS/status/1637847881020321794?s=20

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Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

The hardest part will be coming up with a good name for one.

MisterDuck
Feb 27, 2013
Bryce Pilaf, Dinner Detective!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Ophelia Goon, fourms poster.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


i simply couldnt think of any name better than Reaganomics Lamborghini

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Buster Highman, abstinence coach

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


Ex male model and now dogwalker to the stars!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Neeksy posted:

The hardest part will be coming up with a good name for one.

Just need to reference Goatse in the name, We have Abigail Lemonparty.

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


One man act Hallan Goatse

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
everything i'm thinking of, roger has already been, including a flower

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

The_Doctor posted:



Ex male model and now dogwalker to the stars!

Still prefer my idea for that name, to quote myself;


Me, Myself, and I posted:

I'm picturing retired porn star(one of those niche ones with beach ball or bigger sized fake boobs that used to be all over the internet back in the late 90s and early 2000s) who is now just a regular house wife and mother having to deal with wacky shenanigans in her life, like the whole episode would be Roger fully in character(like as though we are watching an episode of a different show entirely), and the rest of the Smith family only briefly intersect with this in bits here and there as if they're merely secondary cast members(like Stan is a coworker of the husband, or Steve as the babysitter for the kids)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Plant MONSTER. posted:

everything i'm thinking of, roger has already been, including a flower

I'm sure he's been single-celled, I can even picture it, but when was it

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Brawnfire posted:

I'm sure he's been single-celled, I can even picture it, but when was it

Maybe you're thinking of when he was a termite and had a bunch of babies with them?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

this goddamn show

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


limp_cheese posted:

Maybe you're thinking of when he was a termite and had a bunch of babies with them?

That's right, Stan. I found a way.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

The_Doctor posted:



Ex male model and now dogwalker to the stars!



Professor of Mycology and ostracized BDSM enthusiast!

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Victor-Terry Cushenberry, amateur mycologist, cannot ID edible mushrooms and has had to have his liver replaced 3 times. One time after eating a spotty mushroom, the second time was a plain looking mushroom and the third time was the same plain looking mushroom again, but he had to be sure.

Igor van Scratchtowin, a carpet salesman who firmly believes he is a vampire. He wears a cape made out of carpet samples and wears fake fangs to work and insists on talking in a very obviously fake Transylvanian accent

Swagger McJagger, washed up crooner, works at a smoothie shops and insists on singing out every order.

Crazy Daisy, violent pacifist. "loving loves the poo poo out of peace"

Penny Q. Aldermann, penny truther, believes copper pennies to be the most valuable thing on earth, ignores other forms of currency. Carries a large magnifying glass and can tell the entire history of an entire penny's life time by just holding it.

Gluestick Gus, a glue sniffing addict who believes that he has adhesive superpowers but can actually stick to walls like a gecko and adopts their gait when doing so. Found sticking on walls in the background during the episode.

Mister Whisper Baskets, a cat trainer who is convinced he can communicate with cats on a psychic level. He never gets a response out of them because they're too aloof. He wears a cat-shaped hat and speaks in meows, purrs, and hisses.

Bo "Slow Mo" Monroe, a race car driver who is famous for being the slowest driver on the track. He claims that slow and steady wins the race. Is proven right when everyone on the nascar track ends up in a horrible accident (caused by his reckless slow driving).

Jolly Wobbles, birthday clown with a severe phobia of children.

Buddy Bubblers, a bubble wrap enthusiast who spends his days collecting bubble wrap. He's so obsessed with bubble wrap that he wears a suit made entirely of it. Considers popping bubble wrap to be an act of violence.

Boomerang Tang. Failed boomerang tosser. Can throw a frisbee, discus, chakram, quoit, horsehoe, etc. with perfect acuity but not boomerangs. insists on boomerangs.

Randy Rainbowbrite, a weatherman who dresses in rainbow colors every day and predicts the weather based on the color of his outfit. This means he predicts rainbows every single day. He's never been right and eventually splits into every color of the light, each having their own personality based on their color.

Sir Lordy Reginald McStickysach, a self-proclaimed scrotum expert who runs a small scrotum-themed museum that only allows admission to the upper crust. He wears a top hat and monocle, and speaks in a very posh British accent and is intensely formal at all times. Considers ballsacks to be a miracle from God.

Lulu Lacroix, convinced her overfed pet corn snake is Dionne Warwick reincarnated

Kenisha, a sandwich artist who creates elaborate sandwiches with ingredients like gold leaf and rubies. She charges thousands of dollars per sandwich and has a cult following. The faberge of her time.

Toby Toothbrush, a dental hygiene fanatic that carries a toothbrush with him everywhere he goes. Brushes his teeth in public places like restaurants, movie theaters and on the bus. His obsession with dental hygiene has left his teeth worn down to horrifying little nubs.

Betty Croup, a 1920s flapper who has somehow time-traveled to the present day. She insists on speaking in slang from that era and is constantly trying to get people to do the Charleston. Is completely black and white and her voice sounds like it's coming out of an old time radio.

Pauline Walleen Doodle, a kindergarten teacher who now runs a Lewis-approved tattoo parlor for children in Steve's school.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I tried to get AI to make one

quote:

- Name: Rusty Shackleford
- Occupation: Conspiracy theorist and podcast host
- Personality: Paranoid, eccentric, outspoken, and obsessed with aliens and government secrets
- Motive: To expose the truth and warn people about the impending doom
- Appearance: A brown trench coat, a fedora hat, a beard, glasses, and a microphone
- Catchphrase: “Wake up, sheeple! The end is nigh!”

Hmm. A crossover might be fun...


Edit

quote:


Weirder? Okay, let me try this one:

- Name: Zoltar the Magnificent
- Occupation: Fortune teller and magician
- Personality: Mysterious, mystical, dramatic, and cryptic
- Motive: To amaze and bewilder people with his powers and predictions
- Appearance: A turban with a jewel, a long robe with stars and moons, a fake beard, a crystal ball, and a wand
- Catchphrase: "Behold! The secrets of the universe are revealed to Zoltar the Magnificent!"

Zoltar the Magnificent is a persona that Roger uses to scam people out of their money by pretending to be a psychic and a sorcerer. He sets up his booth at carnivals, fairs, and malls, and charges people for his services. He claims to be able to read their minds, see their futures, and grant their wishes. However, he often makes up his readings based on his own whims or what he overhears from other people. He also uses cheap tricks and gadgets to create illusions of magic. Sometimes he gives people bad advice or curses them for fun. He enjoys being mysterious and dramatic, and often speaks in riddles and rhymes. He has a loyal assistant named Igor who helps him with his act and carries his equipment. Igor is actually Steve in disguise.



quote:


Okay, here's another one:

- Name: Dr. Phil Good
- Occupation: Therapist and TV host
- Personality: Friendly, helpful, wise, and charismatic
- Motive: To help people with their problems and boost his ratings
- Appearance: A bald head, a mustache, a suit, and a microphone
- Catchphrase: "How's that working for you?"

Dr. Phil Good is a persona that Roger uses to pretend to be a therapist and a TV host. He has his own show called "Dr. Phil Good's Feel Good Hour", where he invites guests with various issues and gives them advice and solutions. He claims to have a PhD in psychology and a lot of experience in helping people. However, he often gives generic or clichéd advice that doesn't really help anyone. He also tends to exploit his guests' problems for entertainment and ratings. He enjoys being friendly and helpful, but he also likes to make jokes and witty remarks at his guests' expense. He has a loyal producer named Kelly who helps him with his show and books his guests. Kelly is actually Hayley in disguise.

OK it's a bit stuck in a rut now.

Zero One fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Mar 23, 2023

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Zero One posted:

I tried to get AI to make one

Hmm. A crossover might be fun...


Edit



OK it's a bit stuck in a rut now.

Those are pretty good ones and having other members of the family get in on the act is a fun addition

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Ugg... Adult Swim just had the Boys 12 episode and they sped up the song to about 2x. Practically unlistenable.

Alxprit
Feb 7, 2015

<click> <click> What is it with this dancing?! Bouncing around like fools... I would have thought my own kind at least would understand the seriousness of our Adventurer's Guild!

Is that not how it always sounds?

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
Adult Swim will often speed up intro songs and other parts in order to fit in more ads

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Neeksy posted:

Adult Swim will often speed up intro songs and other parts in order to fit in more ads

Worse than cancelling the VB

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


TBS does it as well.

There's something automated that detects songs with vocals and speeds things up.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Yeah I've noticed it for a while. But last night was really bad. I've heard B12 sped up a little before but this was a lot more.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
I thought it seemed super fast when I watched it on Hulu recently

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Harold Fjord posted:

I thought it seemed super fast when I watched it on Hulu recently

If any streaming services ever does something like this then that’s an instant cancellation for me.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Harold Fjord posted:

I thought it seemed super fast when I watched it on Hulu recently

You have Hulu live? If so, are you sure you weren't watching a DVR recording?

There's no reason for an OTT streaming service to do something like this. The only reason why it's done is so they can sell more commercial slots on a linear channel within the half hour constraint. No such restriction exists with OTT streaming.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
B12 video is still normal speed on the Hulu version, but I have noticed that earlier episodes have the TV rating bugs hard coded into the video.

Watched "Joint Custody" yesterday and the payoff to Roger and the bag of cat food makes me laugh just as hard now as it did 16 years ago. His shocked/terrified expression before silently jetting off-screen, it's perfect.

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
One of the Hulu seasons doesn't have Toshi's subtitles and the CC just says "speaking japanese"

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


That's one of my favorite episodes. I love everything about the convenience store scene

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

FireWorksWell posted:

That's one of my favorite episodes. I love everything about the convenience store scene

Stan just staring at the chips while high is still so loving funny with the music.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Neeksy posted:

One of the Hulu seasons doesn't have Toshi's subtitles and the CC just says "speaking japanese"

I'm going to guess that it's a copy that's before localization. The subtitles are burned into the animation, but it makes sense to have a clean master copy where they can burn in, say, French or Spanish for the releases in those countries. Hulu doesn't really have much control over it, they can only show what was given to them.

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Neeksy posted:

Stan just staring at the chips while high is still so loving funny with the music.

I've done the exact same thing the first few times I smoked, the music really sells that bit

Alxprit
Feb 7, 2015

<click> <click> What is it with this dancing?! Bouncing around like fools... I would have thought my own kind at least would understand the seriousness of our Adventurer's Guild!

How can you hear what I'm thinking?

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

JethroMcB posted:

B12 video is still normal speed on the Hulu version, but I have noticed that earlier episodes have the TV rating bugs hard coded into the video.

I thought it ended very quickly but that could just be me wanting more song.

Need an extended version I guess.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Neeksy posted:

Stan just staring at the chips while high is still so loving funny with the music.

I forgot about the cut to Jeff and his dad on their way to Florida as Jeff is insistent that Mr. S is his friend and is on his way to save him right now... Only to cut back to Stan still vacantly staring at the chips while the same music plays. Perfect.

I also forgot about the two scene B plot where Steve thinks he has The Dead Zone powers, but just for lost keys. Now we're getting into classic AD high concept territory.

Alxprit
Feb 7, 2015

<click> <click> What is it with this dancing?! Bouncing around like fools... I would have thought my own kind at least would understand the seriousness of our Adventurer's Guild!

"Think, Mom, where do you remember last having your keys?"
"Driving. I think it was in the car."

Also the earlier comment from Hayley telling Francine that Jeff is hiding from Stan on the farm and she just goes off on how there's lots of places to hide on a farm.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Harold Fjord posted:

I thought it ended very quickly but that could just be me wanting more song.

Need an extended version I guess.

Now, let's HEAR ABOUT THE BOYZ

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FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


My sister died

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