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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


SplitSoul posted:

Hot on the heels of the Scandinavian joint air force thing, the Minister of Justice now wants to take a page out of the Wagner playbook and let violent offenders serve their country instead of serving time.

"Let's say we have some young men, first-time offenders of aggravated assault, for example. Now that we need a lot of fit young men to serve to protect us against Russians and Chinese, you could say: 'You get the choice between serving two months in prison or 8-9 months national service in a manner society needs'."

imagine volunteering to get mulched by artillery vs serving two months in ikea jail

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Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
I think split soul is danish and I don’t know why I know that.

I was looking up danish defense people though to check and saw this article

https://apnews.com/article/politics-denmark-49bac780e26f1ff348d6c417df4beea0

quote:

A Danish former defense minister who had publicly claimed that Denmark’s secret service helped U.S. intelligence spy on several European leaders said Tuesday he has been charged with divulging state secrets.

was this talked about? I don’t remember seeing this. it was just a month ago

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
at least some very vocal Euro posters in the other threads will get a chance to murder the perfidious easterlings after all

have fun guys

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Vomik posted:

I think split soul is danish and I don’t know why I know that.

I was looking up danish defense people though to check and saw this article

https://apnews.com/article/politics-denmark-49bac780e26f1ff348d6c417df4beea0

was this talked about? I don’t remember seeing this. it was just a month ago

It's an ongoing story and I think it came up in other threads before.

It's a euro problem for euros to solve, they just don't think it's a problem.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Lord of Pie posted:

imagine volunteering to get mulched by artillery vs serving two months in ikea jail

They'll need to suspend PlayStation privileges for inmates and you'll get all the FFXIV starved inmates lining up for recruitment.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

all this speculation is boring lets talk hard numbers those dont lie

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

While any chance at escaping Denmark should be taken, I don't think exchanging two months for six makes any kind of sense. Especially since you would probably just end up staying in Denmark anyway.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
I would rather be in danish jail for like 20 years than spend 1 year in conditions where i would almost certainly be made into pulp

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Some Guy TT posted:

all this speculation is boring lets talk hard numbers those dont lie



what I like about this image is that it makes it look like one of Russia's losses was The Kyiv Independent

which, I mean I guess it was

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Some Guy TT posted:

all this speculation is boring lets talk hard numbers those dont lie



lol at the tanks

like come on

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/BBCAfrica/status/1639250736264658945

et tu south africa

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

Regarde Aduck posted:

lol at the tanks

like come on

Remember early on when Kyiv Independent proclaimed the destruction of 40 Russian tanks at once only to meekly correct it to an equally absurd 40 fuel tankers at once?

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
Scandis are just delusional about Russia. Sweden has the gall to act like they're the victims of aggression when they spent like 400 years invading Russia.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

evilmiera posted:

Especially since you would probably just end up staying in Denmark anyway.

Nah, we have troops in the Baltics to scare off Putin.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Regarde Aduck posted:

lol at 'protect us'

yeah the Chinese are going to invade Sweden

hahahahhahahah yeah also lol at going to war over two months

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1639349999635951616?s=20

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Putin is going to invade the EU and make all the computer touchers retrain as laborers and i am here for it

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Regarde Aduck posted:

Putin is going to invade the EU and make all the computer touchers retrain as laborers and i am here for it

good lord i wish

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://t.me/rybar/44986


The Russian Army has captured the final Ukrainian positions in Novabakhmutivka and have pushed westward of the town.

Ukrainian forces have counter-attacked and pushed Russian units back to the east of the railroad. Russian forces have expanded the width of the line in this area.

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Please, Putin won't even abuse Russian computer touchers, what do you think he would do to Europeans?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Some Guy TT posted:

all this speculation is boring lets talk hard numbers those dont lie



That 'cruise missiles lost' entry makes me lol every time

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Nix Panicus posted:

That 'cruise missiles lost' entry makes me lol every time

"Bullets lost: 21,234,880"

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

lol loving 18 ships get the gently caress outta here.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

SplitSoul posted:

Hot on the heels of the Scandinavian joint air force thing, the Minister of Justice now wants to take a page out of the Wagner playbook and let violent offenders serve their country instead of serving time.

"Let's say we have some young men, first-time offenders of aggravated assault, for example. Now that we need a lot of fit young men to serve to protect us against Russians and Chinese, you could say: 'You get the choice between serving two months in prison or 8-9 months national service in a manner society needs'."

Lmao, let's go Denmark. Go to war against China.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Ytlaya posted:

"Bullets lost: 21,234,880"

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

lol loving 18 ships get the gently caress outta here.

It says "boats" not ships. So the Moskva as a proper ship, then a couple Raptor patrol boats, the logistical supply ship Vsevolod Bobrov (it was a neat ship) and then round it all out by counting tiny speedboats and maybe 22-foot civil craft that some random unit used to cross a river.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Putin can end this war tomorrow, he need only do the needful thing tonight and free Ukraine once and for all

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
300 planes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nonsense posted:

Putin can end this war tomorrow, he need only do the needful thing tonight and free Ukraine once and for all

nuke washington dc?

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

mlmp08 posted:

It says "boats" not ships. So the Moskva as a proper ship, then a couple Raptor patrol boats, the logistical supply ship Vsevolod Bobrov (it was a neat ship) and then round it all out by counting tiny speedboats and maybe 22-foot civil craft that some random unit used to cross a river.

https://www.maritime-executive.com/article/despite-ukrainian-claims-russian-navy-support-ship-appears-unharmed

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Vomik posted:

I think split soul is danish and I don’t know why I know that.

I was looking up danish defense people though to check and saw this article

https://apnews.com/article/politics-denmark-49bac780e26f1ff348d6c417df4beea0

was this talked about? I don’t remember seeing this. it was just a month ago

yeah i posted about it a little while back.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Nonsense posted:

Putin can end this war tomorrow, he need only do the needful thing tonight and free Ukraine once and for all

wip

out

his

cock

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Some Guy TT posted:

all this speculation is boring lets talk hard numbers those dont lie



i'm the 911 cruise missiles russia "lost" as they blew up on their targets

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
120k casualties seems kinda high idk

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

A Bakers Cousin posted:

120k casualties seems kinda high idk

many gave all!

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Lostconfused posted:

Please, Putin won't even abuse Russian computer touchers, what do you think he would do to Europeans?

he makes sure they keep the puters puting for Putin though, FSB has jacked up hackers in the past when he thought he could have detente with the West

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

A Bakers Cousin posted:

120k casualties seems kinda high idk

its more probable when you remember that some people die twice

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Scandis are just delusional about Russia. Sweden has the gall to act like they're the victims of aggression when they spent like 400 years invading Russia.

Well, to be fair, in the numerous wars during those centuries there was a trend. When Russia started wars with Sweden, Sweden often lost territory. When Sweden started wars with Russia, Sweden often lost an army and gained nothing.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Spergin Morlock posted:

i'm the 911 cruise missiles russia "lost" as they blew up on their targets

i wonder what Kyiv Independent has on Ukraine numbers

wanna know how many tanks they want us to believe they've lost

the temptations is to say 0, but i'm thinking they might be clever and say 2 were lost to Roma saboteurs

January 6 Survivor
Jan 6, 2022

The
Nelson Mandela
of clapping
dusty old cheeks


( o(
"ha, that idiot lost 5 perfectly good bullets into my chest" I manage to gargle through the blood quickly filling my lungs

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

That's the cream of the officer crop now.

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