#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

The Modern Leper posted:

That paragliding dog is freaking vibing

I think I would be too.

Maybe not between that guy's legs tho

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1639334524352856084

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1639261941825675267

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

# ? Mar 25, 2023 13:51

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:08

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

This is fine.

# ? Mar 25, 2023 14:00

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

mobby_6kl posted:

https://twitter.com/_B___S/status/1639334524352856084

Y'know the ol' posting trope of "I just woke up my wife/husband/whatever 'cause I was lolling so hard?"

That, but blowing my nose. I mean, it's a nice cry, but God drat that one just got me first thing in the morning.

Super blessed, thank you. :cry:

# ? Mar 25, 2023 14:26

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

vive la France :france:

# ? Mar 25, 2023 14:43

The Modern Leper: Dec 25, 2008; You must be a masochist

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

" What do you call that act?"
"The bourgeoisie!!"

# ? Mar 25, 2023 17:21

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

Joie de vivre la révolution!

# ? Mar 25, 2023 21:12

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

https://i.imgur.com/vhnKtM1.mp4

*beep beep* Comin' through

# ? Mar 25, 2023 21:18

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

# ? Mar 25, 2023 21:19

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IIHlQkx.mp4

These are the coolest people on the planet.

# ? Mar 25, 2023 21:59

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qsca1anaVR1vmobp0.mp4

# ? Mar 25, 2023 22:01

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

# ? Mar 25, 2023 22:10

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

You have got to respect the French ability to Kick the gently caress Off! when they feel like they're being disrespected by their government.

# ? Mar 25, 2023 22:48

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/563hDZM.mp4

# ? Mar 25, 2023 22:50

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qx7z15CmGa1vzyfw1_720.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

# ? Mar 25, 2023 23:30

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

https://twitter.com/CatsOfYore/status/1639728959842664448

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:22

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1639741551034212357?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

# ? Mar 26, 2023 15:57

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1639646666880950273?s=20

# ? Mar 26, 2023 16:03

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

McGavin posted:

https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1639646666880950273?s=20

This is very real though

https://i.imgur.com/fhhsGVA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0S7xzzp.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5bNsqU1.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/RLccCvZ.mp4

# ? Mar 26, 2023 16:58

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1639251719334039552

# ? Mar 26, 2023 17:22

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qr9b8tHkR71vmobp0.mp4

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:43

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ot92xs0Hl01uvv5gh.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_otaml7U4y31uvv5gh.mp4

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:54

calandryll: Apr 25, 2003; Ask me where I do my best drinking!; Pillbug

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_otaml7U4y31uvv5gh.mp4

Omg those ears.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:48

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

NYT posted:

Three radiated tortoises, Dill, Gherkin and Jalape�o, were born at the Houston Zoo last week, officials said.

The oldest animal at the Houston Zoo, a radiated tortoise born nearly a century ago, is finally a father. The zoo announced last week that Mr. Pickles and Mrs. Pickles welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalape�o. (All three names are comfortably in the family of pickle preserves.)

It was an astounding feat, zoo officials said, not only because Mr. Pickles is 90 years old, but also because the critically endangered species rarely produces offspring. Mr. Pickles has been a resident of the zoo for 36 years and partnered with Mrs. Pickles, now 53, since her arrival in 1996. While radiated tortoises can live for up to 150 years, exactly how long they can reproduce is unknown, said Jessica Reyes, a zoo spokeswoman.

The births were even more improbable because the hatchlings likely wouldn�t have survived if a zookeeper had not noticed Mrs. Pickles laying her eggs, the zoo said. The soil in Houston isn�t conducive to keeping the burrowed eggs that Madagascar native tortoises lay at the right temperature and humidity, so the keepers moved them into the Reptile and Amphibian House.

Radiated tortoises rarely produce offspring, which made news of their hatchings even more exciting, the zoo said.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:59

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

mobby_6kl posted:

Would you rather fight a rhino sized bunny or a rhino sized rhino?

The thing about bunnies...

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:03

Maigius: Jun 29, 2013

Ror posted:

Aww. I first read them as irradiated tortoises and wondered how that had happened.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:58

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Ror posted:

Mr. and Mrs. Pickles, you say...

# ? Mar 27, 2023 01:01

basicblack: Oct 9, 2004; That basic little black dress.

Ror posted:

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/1165977597/a-90-year-old-tortoise-becomes-a-new-dad-and-a-media-sensation

Similar to the NYT article, its a nice read/listen because they interview the herp keeper that found the eggs :3:

# ? Mar 27, 2023 01:19

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Maigius posted:

Aww. I first read them as irradiated tortoises and wondered how that had happened.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 03:11

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1639929912059392002

# ? Mar 27, 2023 04:19

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/lFU07ZP.mp4

Putting this here because both the doggo and the snek were fine

https://i.imgur.com/i4WcnP9.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/p7vu9GF.mp4

# ? Mar 27, 2023 10:25

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Animalesybichos/status/1640280715743903744

# ? Mar 27, 2023 11:24

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

davidspackage posted:

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:21

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

lol

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:30

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:15

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:02

Clavavisage: Nov 12, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gJeDlldwyA

# ? Mar 28, 2023 12:55

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv posted:

Well that certainly makes it easier to identify the birb!

https://i.imgur.com/wHDeDdt.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/f4FnTF3.mp4

Check out this absolute unit

https://i.imgur.com/XBEMi5m.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/awDGNsj.mp4

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Mar 28, 2023

# ? Mar 28, 2023 13:00

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

flavor.flv posted:

Repurposing a bird field guide to make an entire photo book of these pictures would be awesome, I'll bet a lot of people would buy one.

# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:40

Stack Machine: Mar 6, 2016; I can see through time!; Fun Shoe

Captain Hygiene posted:

Repurposing a bird field guide to make an entire photo book of these pictures would be awesome, I'll bet a lot of people would buy one.

Each edition should just be similar photos of the previous edition until it's birds all the way down.

# ? Mar 28, 2023 16:18

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# ? May 29, 2024 19:08

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ofkn4pdLrh1uvv5gh.mp4

# ? Mar 28, 2023 19:38

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