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What will cause the heavyweight title to stay vacant this time?
This poll is closed.
Jon Jones goes on a pre-fight bender in Vegas 3 8.11%
Jon Jones goes on a post-fight bender in Vegas 1 2.70%
Jon Jones goes on a mid-fight bender in Vegas 4 10.81%
Jon Jones tests positive for supercocaine, which USADA spends the next three months pretending is normal 18 48.65%
A well-fought majority draw 1 2.70%
No Contest on account of simultaneous dick kicks 10 27.03%
Total: 37 votes
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Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
it's not his responsibility to stop fighting, that's why there's a ref and a corner. he should have stopped, obviously, and looking at the video (once, i'm not rewatching that, gently caress) he had lots of chances to. but that's why there's a ref and a corner - between the adrenaline and tunnel vision of physical violent competition, and the stress of fighting, i don't think you can expect a fighter to make rational decisions about their opponent's health. imo the biggest gently caress-up is the ref's, whose only job in there aside from enforcing the rules is to protect the fighters. second biggest is the corner's.

even if the fighter would be a psychotic murderer it's still the ref's fault. if the ref's doing their job it wouldn't matter.

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

this feels like 3 different fighting game intros in one

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Just be aware that the guy in the bear outfit is a white supremicsit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viacheslav_Datsik .

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Jesus that's the Middle Easy Mascot? He looks like poo poo.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
watcheing kick boxing
https://twitter.com/Boco_T/status/1639654625535041537

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
What is LIJ.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca

kimbo305 posted:

What is LIJ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Ingobernables_de_Japon

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



kimbo305 posted:

What is LIJ.

short for Los Ingobernables de Japón, a faction in New Japan Pro Wrestling

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4027939

Proceed to the Vera/Sandhagen GDT for all your sandhagening needs. Thanks to scratches the card begins in about half an hour.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://twitter.com/erikmagraken/status/1639715508072378368

https://twitter.com/erikmagraken/status/1639727780731695104

turns out colin oyama, the corner of the fighter getting mangled, was yelling at the commission representative to stop the fight and he was ignored

because the corner can't stop the fight by throwing in a towel in texas (though oyama says he threw a water bottle in the cage to try and get someone's attention)

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Wait what the gently caress kind of rule is it that a corner can't throw in the towel? That's insane

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Spaced God posted:

Wait what the gently caress kind of rule is it that a corner can't throw in the towel? That's insane
<random passersby yell in unison> DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSS

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



listen i went to A&M if there's one thing I know it's that texans love their fuckin towels

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Spaced God posted:

Wait what the gently caress kind of rule is it that a corner can't throw in the towel? That's insane

Same place as this

https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1639430217293758464

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Spaced God posted:

Wait what the gently caress kind of rule is it that a corner can't throw in the towel? That's insane

I get the idea that throwing things into the ring at any time is an extra element the AC doesn’t want the ref to deal with. I’ve certainly seen towel throws that landed short and not in the ref’s field of view.
Having an alternate process is fine. Not following through with it is the problem.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



kimbo305 posted:

I get the idea that throwing things into the ring at any time is an extra element the AC doesn’t want the ref to deal with. I’ve certainly seen towel throws that landed short and not in the ref’s field of view.
Having an alternate process is fine. Not following through with it is the problem.

Surely we live in an age where we could do something more advanced than flinging a towel if that's their logic. Maybe a Predator netgun

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1639758962118590468

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That was a cursed card in a number of ways, and I almost came in here to post "and our main takeaway from that night of fights is gently caress Holly Holm and Michael Chandler" and their transphobic bullshit, but the idea of putting that poo poo in the thread just made me feel tired. I am very, very tired of so much of mixed martial arts being a space for the worst opinions on Earth and I wish there was any kind of end in sight.

The Chito Vera contendership experiment was fun while it lasted.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
nice fight from sandhagen. he's still lacking the physical edge to compete with the best guys imo, but he is really really good at winning MMA fights with the skills he has.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Ahem, I saw a link to this online and wanted to share it with you all

https://gofobo.com/main/trailerDetails/102570195/mojave-diamonds-official-trailer

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



kensei posted:

Ahem, I saw a link to this online and wanted to share it with you all

https://gofobo.com/main/trailerDetails/102570195/mojave-diamonds-official-trailer

really expected Chael Sonnen to be better at pretending to be someone he's not

here's an embed to save folks a click:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_fwgBQ7u0

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

kensei posted:

Ahem, I saw a link to this online and wanted to share it with you all

https://gofobo.com/main/trailerDetails/102570195/mojave-diamonds-official-trailer

lmao I saw the cast and couldn’t watch anymore

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/MMAJunkie/status/1639832854535307271?s=20

Subtle.

EthanSteele
Nov 18, 2007

I can hear you
I'm still mad about the bad ref but gently caress Dana White

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

If we totally remove the two losses this guy had in title fights, he'd be a champion.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Mekchu posted:

If we totally remove the two losses this guy had in title fights, he'd be a champion.

And also ignore that he's completely untested against the top of the division for fully the last five years.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

unlike colby, leon didnt have to exist in a reality where kumaru usaman never existed to become champ. he just beat him twice.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
If we removed Dana White from the UFC management structure, we'd still have an organisation that puts on fights.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Hollandia posted:

If we removed Dana White from the UFC management structure, we'd still have an organisation that puts on fights.

However I don't think there's many other people who could say, with a straight face, that Francis Ngannous isn't a draw.

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
Hasn't Leon already declared he won't give Colby the shot? Can't see Dana stripping him because he won't fight Colby.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
I'm surprised they haven't at least tried putting someone else in charge of promoting the B-tier cards. Even ignoring the many other reasons you should just fire Dana White, Endeavor is still going to need a successor to him eventually. They must be hoping they can magically find some other carny-rear end fucker to replace Dana when he retires dies an early death from coke abuse.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Sometimes on bad days I think of paulo costa saying "someone told me we need be nice to Indians" and it brightens my day

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Mar 27, 2023

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Aye Doc posted:

really expected Chael Sonnen to be better at pretending to be someone he's not

here's an embed to save folks a click:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_fwgBQ7u0

this will somehow probably still be better than the new road house with connor

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Orange Carlisle posted:

this will somehow probably still be better than the new road house with connor
Wait, they’re doing ANOTHER Roadhouse on top of the Jake and Ronda remakes? Or is Conor going to be the stylistically impoverished sex pest crime lord Jake drives out of town with kickboxing?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Shumagorath posted:

Wait, they’re doing ANOTHER Roadhouse on top of the Jake and Ronda remakes? Or is Conor going to be the stylistically impoverished sex pest crime lord Jake drives out of town with kickboxing?

Conor is apparently the bad guy former MMA fighter jake is taking down in the new one

or he might be the muscle for the real bad guy like the original but who the gently caress knows because this weird remake has 'the tone is completely wrong and there didn't need to be another one' written all over it already

the rhonda one was just speculation that never went anywhere after she turned out to be an awful actress as far as I recall

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scapegoat posted:

Hasn't Leon already declared he won't give Colby the shot? Can't see Dana stripping him because he won't fight Colby.

Dana just stripped the HW champion, and released him from the promotion, because Ngannou wanted fighter health insurance and an advocate for fighters and better pay.

What threshold do you think needs to be met for Dana to strip Leon?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I really hope Leon sticks to his guns and forces Dana to schedule an interim title fight for colby at minimum

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

They'll absolutely make it an Undisputed Title if Colby's involved

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

chaleski posted:

They'll absolutely make it an Undisputed Title if Colby's involved
While everyone knows with 100% certainty that a bulked-up Khabib would dumpster him.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I've gone from holding out hope that the UFC will start doing things right to hoping that they keep making all of the worst loving decisions and that they gently caress up their business.

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