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i got a little greek orthodox curious the last few months cause it reminds me of home, the atmosphere and rituals are interesting, and i liked reading about early church history, the byzantine empire, lives of saints (most of whom lived around asia minor), the endless drama with Catholics and heresies, and so on. they also poo poo talk Protestants, and individualism all the time. there's stuff to like there. and then I visited a convert church with fully English liturgy and it completely freaked me out, they were to the max with allllll the rituals and prostrations and extremely serious yet earnest and dying to help you in any way. big into modesty, headscarves, long skirts etc. apparently it's a thing in the US for entire parishes of evangelicals and baptists to convert to orthodoxy, and like 8/10 of clergy are former Protestants. also i learned more about rod dreher lol. by contrast, "ethnic" churches are probably more relaxed cause nobody has anything to prove, and there isn't any Protestant baggage. i couldn't fathom someone would want to be a part of this without any cultural connection. terrified, I read Marx, Engels, and Plekhanov for days to come to my senses. thankfully I didn't actually absorb any belief. of course my problem is alienation and lack of agency: quote:Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. Religion by Anton Pannekoek www.marxists.org posted:Thus, in all probability, the sources which, in the history of mankind have up until now fed the forces of religion will dry up. No natural power will any longer be able to frighten Man; no natural catastrophe, no storm, no floods, no earthquake or epidemic will be able to put his existence in danger. By ever more accurate predictions, by an ever greater development of the sciences and of an ever more wonderful technology, the dangers will be limited to the maximum: no human life will be wasted. Science and its applications will make mankind the master of natural forces which it will use for its own needs. No powerful or not understood social force will be able to attack or frighten mankind: they will master their fate by organising their work and at the same time master all the mental forces of the will and passion. The anguish of having to go before a supreme judge who will decide the fate of each person for eternity an anguish which has been responsible for centuries for so many terrors for defenceless mankind will disappear as soon as co-operation between men and sacrifice for the community are no longer fettered by moral laws. Thus all the functions which religion fulfilled in mens thought and feelings will be filled by other ways of thinking and feeling. there is an interesting podcast I found that may appeal to most people itt: Lord of Spirits. it's like if a better-informed Matt Christman did a pod about early Christianity and Judaism, and the episodes were 3 hours. it can be pretty funny and some of the analysis ends up surprisingly material. here's some bits from a recent episode on Constantine: quote:The first thing we need to talk about with St. Constantine is the vision he has, which kind of when he really steps on to the stage of history for most people, right, and this is related to his conversion to Christianity, Now, there are different accounts of this. You have Eusebius of Caesarea -- who wrote the Ecclesiastical History -- who was like the biggest simp for St. Constantine in the history of Earth. Really, it's depressing, right? It's like, pull yourself together, man -- when you read some of the stuff he writes St. Constantine... And I'm somebody who calls him Saint Constantine and I feel this way reading Eusebius. A lot of stuff sounds very embellished, shall we say? quote: Okay. The Council of Nicaea did not move Christian worship to Sundays.
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i remember seeing a pew survey saying that orthodox Americans are actually quite a bit more socially liberal than the average American, which I assume is bc the ethnic churches are mostly full of nice Greek moms and the like
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Azathoth posted:The parts that usually get mentioned as being historical are that Jesus was from Nazareth, was a follower of John the Baptist, came to understand that he was the Messiah that John was predicting, preached publicly for a bit, then got got by the Romans. Joshua Ben Joseph was the original entryist War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 00:21 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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as a Protestant, let me officially say that Protestants ruin everything
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how would the prot crusades have gone
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Jesus was a real guy but, controversially, he was actually Jewish.
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i say swears online posted:how would the prot crusades have gone You'd start with one crusade, then two guys would get into a fight about something and you'd have two crusades. Then you'd repeat that process until you've got the Northern Branch of the Reformed Crusade of the Convention of 1098 going off to fight the unbelievers* two towns over. *What they don't believe is an arcane point on the nature of Christ that even theologians have a hard time articulating but which everyone is quite sure is worth murdering each other over.
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Protskyists
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i say swears online posted:how would the prot crusades have gone the british empire
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i've seen too much speaking in tongues in person to ever consider anglicans protestant
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my friend married a romanian and their orthodox wedding was like longer than a marvel movie cause every part was repeated 3 times. i was dying it was so long.
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Real hurthling! posted:my friend married a romanian and their orthodox wedding was like longer than a marvel movie cause every part was repeated 3 times. i was dying it was so long. I went to a Romanian Orthodox wedding once and they brought in a preacher from another country to give an hour long speech in Romanian with no translation for those of us that didn't speak Romanian
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vyelkin posted:I went to a Romanian Orthodox wedding once and they brought in a preacher from another country to give an hour long speech in Romanian with no translation for those of us that didn't speak Romanian get with the times my church has supertitles like the MET
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I recently read The Abrahamic Religions: A Very Short Introduction and don't recommend it. However one interesting observation it made was how the early Christian church was sort of forced to address the tricky question of Jesus' divinity from the start because the story of Jesus was the main thing differentiating them from any number of contemporary Jewish sects. The overall sense is that the early Christian church succeeded in spite of itself and being hampered by this kind of theological baggage.
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mawarannahr posted:there is an interesting podcast I found that may appeal to most people itt: Lord of Spirits. it's like if a better-informed Matt Christman did a pod about early Christianity and Judaism, and the episodes were 3 hours. it can be pretty funny and some of the analysis ends up surprisingly material. here's some bits from a recent episode on Constantine: IDK what being better informed than Christman implies but afaik only a few American churches consider Sunday to be the sabbath, most christian denominations hold that it's Saturday, so I'd take the rest of this stuff with a grain of salt. War and Pieces posted:I think it's a stretch to say for sure that the historical Jesus understood that he was the messiah but Jesus for sure took over the baptizer sect immediately after John was killed. Jesus isn't the only messiah identified in the bible so if he considered himself messiah, it would be one of a group, a messiah.
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Weka posted:most christian denominations hold that it's Saturday which Christian denominations celebrate the sabbath on Saturday
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indigi posted:which Christian denominations celebrate the sabbath on Saturday seventh day adventists if they count
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i chose to believe the last temptation of christ (1988) is exactly how it went down.
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i say swears online posted:seventh day adventists if they count that's one. I think there's more denominations than that though
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no that's the majority
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Stairmaster posted:i chose to believe the last temptation of christ (1988) is exactly how it went down. I choose to believe in a supercut of LTofC and Jc Superstar with a bit of Life of Brian for good measure
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Weka posted:IDK what being better informed than Christman implies but afaik only a few American churches consider Sunday to be the sabbath, most christian denominations hold that it's Saturday, so I'd take the rest of this stuff with a grain of salt. Could you be more specific? Sabbath is not mentioned in that passage, and Saturday is the sabbath anyway; the Lord's Day is a different day, Sunday. I think Matt's often wrong on his podcasts but makes up for it with personality and I think he would probably acknowledge that. In general I think this show is about a field in which the hosts hold advanced degrees, with knowledge of Greek, and decades of study. They are often wrong when they talk about anything that's not to do with Christianity (e.g. Islam, science)
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Stairmaster posted:i chose to believe the last temptation of christ (1988) is exactly how it went down. I like the idea of Jesus being a truly hideous motherfucker like Willem Dafoe
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What would Jesus do? Propably talk poo poo about pharisees based on some theology about judaism that we wouldn't understand.
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i say swears online posted:seventh day adventists if they count they make good soy milk
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mawarannahr posted:Could you be more specific? Sabbath is not mentioned in that passage, and Saturday is the sabbath anyway; the Lord's Day is a different day, Sunday. I think the thing that threw me was his line "It's in the pages of the New Testament that the Christians were gathering on the Lord's day." which is technically correct I guess, but I read it as worshiping then, or at least gathering regularly then, which as I remember is described as happening on the sabbath. So I guess my criticism is a lot smaller than originally, just that any descriptions in the New Testament of Christians gathering on Sunday is like 'on Sunday the disciples were breaking bread' and not about Sunday being a day of note. My bad, but his too. indigi posted:which Christian denominations celebrate the sabbath on Saturday Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholics, Anglicans.
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Weka posted:I think the thing that threw me was his line still not sure what you mean i say swears online posted:seventh day adventists if they count the Ellen G. White they mentioned founded the seventh day adventists fwiw anyway it's just a stupid podcast I enjoyed and will probably listen to for a while longer, which has a guy who sounds like and gets riled up like another podcast guy, that's just a part from the last episode listened to which reminded me. they've got some interesting topics. mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 11:27 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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Fish of hemp posted:What would Jesus do? Propably talk poo poo about pharisees based on some theology about judaism that we wouldn't understand. he was too bumpkin to talk theology but he could fight
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i find this discussion very silly because as has been infallibly revealed to us, Īsā ibn Maryam (PBUH) was a true prophet of Allah, so what value could the speculation of a buncha medieval yakubian apes possibly add?
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Weka posted:
none of those "celebrate" the sabbath it was a fundamental part of de-Judaizing the religion in the first few centuries. Origen or tertullian went as far as to say the sabbath had been changed to Sunday indigi has issued a correction as of 14:25 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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How is the virgin birth viewed through a historical lens? Just something they made up, with "they" being anyone from Mary and Joseph through to the gospel writers? Or was Jesus the Bastard the first and last of his dynasty? Or not enough to say in any direction so my wildest fanfiction, oc do not steal, is just as legitimate as Paul's?
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The birth of jesus is a later addition to the story. The oldest version of the gospels 'Mark' does not include either the nativity or reserection. It begins from Jesus being baptised by John the Baptist as an adult, and ends Mark is probably the closest your ever going to get to a historical account of jesus (it was written about 70 years after the fact by someone who had probably no connection to the events described) , unless some even older scroll shows up one day from an actual eyewitness. keep punching joe has issued a correction as of 16:12 on Mar 26, 2023 |
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It's also well understood now that the Old Testament passage that supposedly prophesied a virgin giving birth to the Messiah was mistranslated and what was translated as "virgin" actually meant "young woman". The inclusion of an actual virgin birth in the Gospels to fulfill what the authors thought was an Old Testament prophecy but really wasn't is pretty funny in retrospect.
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Azathoth posted:It's also well understood now that the Old Testament passage that supposedly prophesied a virgin giving birth to the Messiah was mistranslated and what was translated as "virgin" actually meant "young woman". The inclusion of an actual virgin birth in the Gospels to fulfill what the authors thought was an Old Testament prophecy but really wasn't is pretty funny in retrospect. We're in the middle of a diamond heist, can we discuss theology later?
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last page butSlavvy posted:Trans black achilles fights lesbian asian hector, minorities get to take part in the only history that matters, problem solved i know this is a joke and there were people raising a stink about some show casting a black actor as Achilles, but didn't the Epic Cycle originally have a black arch-rival for Achilles who had his own book about him and his army of one thousand Ethiopians but it was lost to time so modern adaptations just pretend he doesn't exist because all he gets in the Iliad is somebody pointing and going "hey look it's Memnon! we all know Memnom, from the best-selling The Book About Memnon, right? anyway, moving on"
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Historically a lot of people had virgin births and theologically Issa was conceived miraculously in Islam but that doesn't automatically make him divine.keep punching joe posted:Mark is probably the closest your ever going to get to a historical account of jesus (it was written about 70 years after the fact by someone who had probably no connection to the events described) , unless some even older scroll shows up one day from an actual eyewitness. the writers of Matthew and Mark both have a copy or copies of the sayings bible available to them so if you can plausibly choose to believe that the parables of Jesus were transmitted more of less accurately. Direct quotes framed within menomic devices are the kind of thing that could perhaps survive a 70 year game of telephone. War and Pieces has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Mar 27, 2023 |
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Slavvy posted:I like the idea of Jesus being a truly hideous motherfucker like Willem Dafoe hes constantly on the verge of busting it down sexual style in that film
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vyelkin posted:Protskyists affixing the works of trotsky to the politburo's giant door in the kremlin with an ice axe
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St. Paul Le Blanc
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Slavvy posted:I like the idea of Jesus being a truly hideous motherfucker like Willem Dafoe truly hideous motherfucker? what?
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