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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1639395145618534401
https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1639341491876159508





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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1639794372832030720/pu/vid/826x466/E5Bw5V1SvkH3tuGS.mp4

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


What a time to be "alive"

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
I was mentioning the riots in france to someone at work adding "they know how to riot in europe" and from the other side of the room I hear a "yeah we do!" from my ukranian coworker

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

VideoKid posted:

how do you say “this is fine” in French?

in normal countries you know the police are all bad and support action against them.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

this is true forks down bitches

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Zeriel posted:

There's some forced perspective poo poo going on here that makes trump look like he caught Baron's gigantisim lol



epstein island gigantism

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

That whole 30-50 feral hogs post makes more sense every day.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
someone I went to high school with is in Paris and they are really mad about how the protests are interfering with their vacation

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1639779202739175427
Two party system, working as intended

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

VideoKid posted:

someone I went to high school with is in Paris and they are really mad about how the protests are interfering with their vacation

Owned

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

VideoKid posted:

someone I went to high school with is in Paris and they are really mad about how the protests are interfering with their vacation

The French invented a machine for this very scenario

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

VideoKid posted:

someone I went to high school with is in Paris and they are really mad about how the protests are interfering with their vacation

They have enough trash in the streets due to striking, they don't need more flown in.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mexi posted:

I was mentioning the riots in france to someone at work adding "they know how to riot in europe" and from the other side of the room I hear a "yeah we do!" from my ukranian coworker

Owns

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Pooky posted:

They have enough trash in the streets due to striking, they don't need more flown in.

lmao

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
We will hold a competition to build new freedom cities

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://i.imgur.com/JzZqZMR.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1639801950308024321

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


You will eat the cold, squished fast food and you will love it

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea


hey if my boss asks me to lift him up while he stands on the forks i do it, he's the boss

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You will eat the cold, squished fast food and you will love it

It's so pathetic

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


ain't no hollaback obaba

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


neutral milf hotel posted:

for those of you that haven't been to waco before: it's a small town with absolutely nothing going for it other than Baylor and the Dr Pepper museum. trump visiting there is probably the biggest thing to happen to them other than Janet Reno lol

they also have rancid bourbon.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

working hard, thank you

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

BAE OF PIGS posted:

We will hold a competition to build new freedom cities

Guys, her my scam new idea...: TRUMP CITY

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


présidentiel with cheese

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Look, I'm not going to claim that I'm not the kind of garbage-scarfing piece of poo poo who'd suck down a quarter pounder from time to time, but I suffer when I do that. My guts ache if I eat too much and I poo poo like an incontinent pig the next day.

How does Trump eat all this poo poo at nearly goddamn 80 without his guts exploding? What dark magic is that poo poo?

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Zeroisanumber posted:

Look, I'm not going to claim that I'm not the kind of garbage-scarfing piece of poo poo who'd suck down a quarter pounder from time to time, but I suffer when I do that. My guts ache if I eat too much and I poo poo like an incontinent pig the next day.

How does Trump eat all this poo poo at nearly goddamn 80 without his guts exploding? What dark magic is that poo poo?

i don't think he can eat vegetables that do not appear in a taco salad

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Zeroisanumber posted:

Look, I'm not going to claim that I'm not the kind of garbage-scarfing piece of poo poo who'd suck down a quarter pounder from time to time, but I suffer when I do that. My guts ache if I eat too much and I poo poo like an incontinent pig the next day.

How does Trump eat all this poo poo at nearly goddamn 80 without his guts exploding? What dark magic is that poo poo?

it’s called natural selection

you ain’t made to survive post escalator

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Look, I'm not going to claim that I'm not the kind of garbage-scarfing piece of poo poo who'd suck down a quarter pounder from time to time, but I suffer when I do that. My guts ache if I eat too much and I poo poo like an incontinent pig the next day.

How does Trump eat all this poo poo at nearly goddamn 80 without his guts exploding? What dark magic is that poo poo?

Some poster told a story about how their friend who had a fish in a bowl they never cleaned. Then one day, the mother cleaned it and the fish died.

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

it's the same genes that give you good brain

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/marchriska/status/1639436558653612033?t=--GfVtHsVMVb0NxUjhNIcQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/Jenner1234567/status/1639453325316767747?t=FaoqQQZq7ADwL1tnhFPQTw&s=19

https://twitter.com/BriL_1995/status/1639667144529936386?t=ib5BqxIiuBbUPrzHG4lvXg&s=19

https://twitter.com/Druliett/status/1639776525405900802?t=XF_swNvLkPvNc2P1sizpXA&s=19

https://twitter.com/Chris_Meloni/status/1639782262102269954?t=DWRhJhR7MOAC5ZOfP7AUmg&s=19

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

:cheersbird:

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Some poster told a story about how their friend who had a fish in a bowl they never cleaned. Then one day, the mother cleaned it and the fish died.

:tubular:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Pooky posted:

lol trump bragging about passing a cognitive test lmao

lol, i love that for us

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

they had to warn him that if he takes the test and does bad it might get out to the press but he took it anyway, such confidence

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Excited for the Big Game





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