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Data Graham posted:Also those dongle things have always seemed to me like one of those things where they would have every incentive to raise your rate and none to lower it. Every little nuance of spirited driving, every nighttime drive, every time you do something off the perfect predictable pattern — rate goes up. But when does it go down? It's like (non US) private health insurance who offer you a "discounted premium and free tech!!!" if you link a step counting, pulse checking watch to your account. Bitch it's not a discount, it's a premium for people who don't want to be tagged like cattle.
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Azhais posted:It's just one of those sippy birds Steadiman posted:That’s what she said 🤣😂🤣
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Data Graham posted:Also those dongle things have always seemed to me like one of those things where they would have every incentive to raise your rate and none to lower it. Every little nuance of spirited driving, every nighttime drive, every time you do something off the perfect predictable pattern — rate goes up. But when does it go down? Yeah, whatever it's using is completely unable to take into account Driving context. I hit the brakes because I didn't wanna plow into the car in front of me. hard braking event! I accelerate to hit the cruising speed of the highway I'm about to merge onto. Fast acceleration event! U turn? Crazy driving!!!! Not to mention, you plow into one kid and you're a kid killer for life! You do not want to know how much your rates go up after hitting a kid!
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Mar 26, 2023 14:50
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 that Elon is trying to golden handcuff his workers.- Twitter is in now way worth 20B right now - Elon has no feasible plan to grow it (they literally won't make their first interest payment) - The "valuation" is completely dependent on brain-worm edison to decide
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He's 100% going to prop up the company with either his own money or saudi money
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Yeah, whatever it's using is completely unable to take into account Driving context. I hit the brakes because I didn't wanna plow into the car in front of me. hard braking event! I accelerate to hit the cruising speed of the highway I'm about to merge onto. Fast acceleration event! U turn? Crazy driving!!!! yeah like they don't even realize that you only hit that kid because you swerved to avoid the other kid
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Mar 26, 2023 15:24
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When is the next ~$300M in interest payments due? is it quarterly?
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Data Graham posted:Also those dongle things have always seemed to me like one of those things where they would have every incentive to raise your rate and none to lower it. Every little nuance of spirited driving, every nighttime drive, every time you do something off the perfect predictable pattern — rate goes up. But when does it go down? really just at the start of the pandemic when people stopped driving because pandemic and their models hadn't been updated to account for it so it would go "holy poo poo you drove nowhere you are the safest driver"
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Mar 26, 2023 16:11
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Captain Kirk has weighed in https://twitter.com/williamshatner/status/1639811930243334145?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw And the replies are full of some of the most pathetic people you can imagine https://twitter.com/goodideadudes/status/1639818479476809728?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw
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Entropic posted:Captain Kirk has weighed in Wow, this guy really needs to up his rates. You can get paid way more than $7500 a year for sucking dick.
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Entropic posted:Captain Kirk has weighed in I know that Shatner's account is really managed by one of his kids (or maybe one of his grandkids, can't remember) so this probably isn't actually Shatner speaking. But that being said, there's something very satisfying about watching Elno alienate all of the great nerd heroes, one by one.
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Mar 26, 2023 16:54
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Wow, this guy really needs to up his rates. You can get paid way more than $7500 a year for sucking dick. You think this guy would put in the effort?
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People really really loving buy into this censorship to such an absolute ego and personality eclipsing degree that it's actually helped me to understand more precisely how the grift works by watching them be whipped into a desired behavioral pattern or focus in real time as a bystander. Literally all you have to do is scream about how they're being censored and pull something out of your rear end involving specific key words, people and ideas, and they'll basically do anything and you can refocus them onto a desired target or distraction from you grifting them and sucking dicks at governing. It's absolutely insane how easy these people are to control and how trained they are in a Pavlovlian way for it and no real wonder the entire Republican party has basically adopted some of these tactics. As for twitter, it's sidebar today is basically Joe Biden bad x1000 and "Akshually Putin and Xi are among the most amazing generous leader ever and did all this super great stuff and is just fighting against the global elite and deep state".  I wonder if this was what it was like to live in the Philippines and be on Facebook during Ferdinand Marcos Jr.'s campaign cause it sure as poo poo seems like it.
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Mal-3 posted:I know that Shatner's account is really managed by one of his kids (or maybe one of his grandkids, can't remember) so this probably isn't actually Shatner speaking. But that being said, there's something very satisfying about watching Elno alienate all of the great nerd heroes, one by one. If that’s the case kudos to Shat Jr for even knowing about the boomer-rear end Columbia Records grift
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Serious_Cyclone posted:If that’s the case kudos to Shat Jr for even knowing about the boomer-rear end Columbia Records grift That's not too surprising since Shatner is way too old to be a boomer.
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lol at a tv space showman having a more meaning effect on STEM then musk and his muskrats.
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Kale posted:It's absolutely insane how easy these people are to control and how trained they are in a Pavlovlian way for it and no real wonder the entire Republican party has basically adopted some of these tactics. How strange that so many Saudi royals, CCP stooges, Israeli ''''defence tech'''' weirdos and until recently Muscovite oligarchs were queueing up to invest in this stuff. "Ah well, I'm sure it's just a coincidence, enterprise must be free!" - counterintelligence
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Has elons cringe posting caused people to be embarrassed to buy tesla cars or do normals not know about it. My friend has been saving for a cyber truck and besides the quality issues and that it waill never come out I fear it will be regarded as a cringe mobile with all manner of bad associations by the time it hits.
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"will be"?
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Captain Hygiene posted:"will be"? Thats only in the forum distortion filter. Normal people by all accounts think tesla and elon are cool and good to my knowledge but im wondering if thats changing.
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I'm just kidding, but "cringe mobile" was the perfect way to describe how I've felt about the cyber truck since its debut.
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Entropic posted:Captain Kirk has weighed in If every month, during the hours my elderly parents won't let me be in the house, I can take pictures of 800 or so receipts I find lying on the ground around Shreveport with Microsoft's Bing App, then use the money I earn from that to continue renting my title then, surely, sir, you can... you can, erm, sorry, I just started crying for some reason.
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I've never heard anyone outside of Tesla fanboys say that they like the look of the Cybertruck. The general public might not be all in on realizing Elon Musk is a total piece of poo poo just yet (though his Twitter antics are certainly helping get there); but they can tell a lovely looking gimmick truck when they see one.
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Between hacking attempts and losing blue checks, I think celebrities are going to be leaving Twitter in droves in short order: https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1640054919926251525?s=20
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Offler posted:That's not too surprising since Shatner is way too old to be a boomer. This made me look up how old he is, bloody hell
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Fuckin lol https://twitter.com/uzionmain/status/1639996144414605313?s=20
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https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1639972616210632708 This is going to turn into such a clusterfuck, I love it
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biznatchio posted:I've never heard anyone outside of Tesla fanboys say that they like the look of the Cybertruck. I remember when the Pontiac Aztek was like the gold standard for lovely car designs.
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I just realized that Elon's promised Twitter algorithms will be open source on the 31st and legacy checkmarks are phasing out on the 1st. This coming weekend should be real fun. (Musk is going to chicken out of one or both)
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nom epique posted:Thats only in the forum distortion filter. Normal people by all accounts think tesla and elon are cool and good to my knowledge but im wondering if thats changing. my mom has said elon musk was embarassing himself and I'm not sure she's ever been online, it's out there
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nom epique posted:Thats only in the forum distortion filter. Normal people by all accounts think tesla and elon are cool and good to my knowledge but im wondering if thats changing. danny brown & jpegmafia released an album friday that opens with the line "first off, gently caress elon musk / 8 dollars is too much"
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm just kidding, but "cringe mobile" was the perfect way to describe how I've felt about the cyber truck since its debut. That's funny, I heard Twitter was going to be labeled "mobile cringe" on the Apple & Play stores
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Saw someone driving a Tesla while I was out running errands and noticed that it was having trouble staying in their lane and crossing over no passing lines and thought of this thread.
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Every time I see a Tesla driving erratically I have to wonder whether it's an rear end in a top hat driving badly or an rear end in a top hat letting the car drive badly
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biznatchio posted:I've never heard anyone outside of Tesla fanboys say that they like the look of the Cybertruck. A few people in this very thread have mentioned that they kinda like the novelty of it. Had it been a concept introduced by literally any other car manufacturer it would have been polarizing but I bet more people would cop to liking the look. Of course a sane manufacturer would actually make changes between introducing the concept and rolling something off the assembly line, since the “novelty” part wears off pretty fast.
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E the Shaggy posted:Between hacking attempts and losing blue checks, I think celebrities are going to be leaving Twitter in droves in short order: Did you take a screenshot of whatever this was? It's already gone. Take screenshots, people! 
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This quote from a Fortune article made me laugh quote:Certain communications run like clockwork: Parents like to call their adult children early on Sunday mornings, and the CEO of Twitter likes to email his employees in the middle of the night. Elon Musk sent his return-to-office iteration of “u up?” to the remaining Twitter workers early Wednesday.
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Freaquency posted:A few people in this very thread have mentioned that they kinda like the novelty of it. Had it been a concept introduced by literally any other car manufacturer it would have been polarizing but I bet more people would cop to liking the look. I like the idea of owning a car that also serve briefly as a boat.
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Ratjaculation posted:I like the idea of owning a car that also serve briefly as a boat. But that's any car
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