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bees x1000: Jun 11, 2020

IZWF is real to me, drat it

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:43

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 03:40

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

i dont know if it was an imp zone dream but i woke up this mornign to the words "female character only 20% of game" bouncing around in my head lol

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:45

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

Nystral posted:

TLD please don't make me, make Cav instead they're awesome and I want to support my bubby Cav

going to try and help fill the gaps so everybody can get a chance in the squared circle

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:48

Evil Eagle: Nov 5, 2009

That Little Demon posted:

Hey all, lots to talk about today.

First, thanks for tuning in for the PPV, that was a bad night for the good guys to be sure.

Going forward its likely we will have 3 Streams a Week for TV shows, and a PPV once a month.

What does this look like?

Mondays 8pm: EXP - This will be a few weeks away I imagine, but will be on monday going forward. I'll announce it

What is EXP?

EXP will be our Developmental talent pool (lurkers) that have posted in this thread, when I get around to making them and if I like their name/posts/avatar ect. We have a new arena for them and these matches will determine which lurkers wrestle good. If you do well here you may even get bumped up to a main show. Posting well / funny, ect or hell, making content will help massively as well. It also means if a Regular loses all their matches or pisses me off, they may get bumped down to EXP until they work their way back into the main roster. I will post who is in the TBD to be made lurker league. We also have an EXP belt that looks appropriately low effort lol

Tuesdays 8pm: Sudden Impact

Thursdays 8pm: RAM

This is a hell of a lot of work I know but we have a lot of people who own the game and are also investing a lot of time into this as well. I love the promos and Major has been cataloging them in the second post of this thread if you want to revisit them.

For anyone interested, here is my current list of who to make.

Tawal has been helping make people and is going through my list as well so we have multiple people on this

All cards for TV shows will be subjective at the time of posting due to the rivalry system

Thanks to all the imps chipping in. Gonna have to be there in spirit for sudden impact but there's a good chance I'll have it in a tiny window when I'm busy tuesday nights lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:57

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Lmfao since I�m the (current) Lurker champ am I going to be put through EXP or what�s the plan there?

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:00

Cousin Foomin: Feb 21, 2018

Joey McChrist posted:

at least you didn't get your freshly won belt stolen at a steakhouse so you're one up on chris jericho

I just told Mr Foomin a story the other day about the time I accidentally had lunch with Chris Jericho.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:03

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Cousin Foomin posted:

I just told Mr Foomin a story the other day about the time I accidentally had lunch with Chris Jericho.

what'd you do with the belt after?

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:04

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Cousin Foomin posted:

I just told Mr Foomin a story the other day about the time I accidentally had lunch with Chris Jericho.

copy posted:

what'd you do with the belt after?

lol

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:23

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

herculon posted:

Insane amount of content. I�ll never have to watch real wrestling

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:42

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

copy posted:

what'd you do with the belt after?

lol

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:46

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

herculon posted:

Insane amount of content. I’ll never have to watch real wrestling

# ? Mar 26, 2023 20:48

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Real wrestling doesn't have giant blue guys so it's far inferior

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:03

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

bees x1000 posted:

IZWF is real to me, drat it

I was thinking during the match last night that you could arguably that videogame wrestling is more real because the outcomes aren't as scripted/pre-decided lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:06

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I was thinking during the match last night that you could arguably that videogame wrestling is more real because the outcomes aren't as scripted lol

I saw someone sell a knee drop that missed by two feet in the ten minutes I watched.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:07

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I was thinking during the match last night that you could arguably that videogame wrestling is more real because the outcomes aren't as scripted/pre-decided lol

I don't really watch real wrestling like at all, but Watched the hell outta last night. For a bit I thought it was because of the connection to the forums, but now I'm thinking it's this:

Phobeste posted:

Real wrestling doesn't have giant blue guys so it's far inferior

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:10

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

TYSM TLD and others I had a blast last night like back when I was a kid watching on a washed out CRT

Phobeste posted:

Real wrestling doesn't have giant blue guys so it's far inferior

oh...yeah makes sense

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:13

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Wormskull posted:

I saw someone sell a knee drop that missed by two feet in the ten minutes I watched.

psychosomatic pain is a very real phenomenon

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:23

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:43

herculon: Sep 7, 2018

Leadthumb posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:55

bees x1000: Jun 11, 2020

if Impo ever takes the title then the forum should be remade in his image. The Impo Zone.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:56

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020; Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

Skeezy posted:

Lmfao since I�m the (current) Lurker champ am I going to be put through EXP or what�s the plan there?

There will be a EXP belt for them. The lurker championship is basically the European champ belt in IZWF

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:00

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

There will be a EXP belt for them. The lurker championship is basically the European champ belt in IZWF

Word word

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:02

welcome: Jun 28, 2002; rail slut

Leadthumb posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:03

Evil Eagle: Nov 5, 2009

the gifs youtube chose when you hover over the video in the izwf channel are already godlike for ram week 1 lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:08

Sleng Teng: May 3, 2009

Evil Eagle posted:

the gifs youtube chose when you hover over the video in the izwf channel are already godlike for ram week 1 lol

ol' yeller drop kicks rear end! still don't get the bird on a wire thing but it's cool lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:16

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Leadthumb posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:28

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020; Ask me about shitposting in SAD to get the attention my parents never gave me

Just saw this going through the news

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:28

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

That Little Demon posted:

Just saw this going through the news

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:33

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Leadthumb posted:

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:33

herculon: Sep 7, 2018

That Little Demon posted:

Just saw this going through the news

When I step into that ring, lives are in Herculon�s hands

# ? Mar 26, 2023 22:58

Plebian Parasite: Oct 12, 2012

Leadthumb posted:

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 23:19

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

Just saw this going through the news

lol

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# ? Mar 26, 2023 23:21

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

I need to study my IZ lore and learn the history of Impo

# ? Mar 26, 2023 23:47

copy: Jul 26, 2007

Leadthumb posted:

That Little Demon posted:

Just saw this going through the news

lmfao

# ? Mar 26, 2023 23:47

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That Little Demon posted:

Hey all, lots to talk about today.

First, thanks for tuning in for the PPV, that was a bad night for the good guys to be sure.

Going forward its likely we will have 3 Streams a Week for TV shows, and a PPV once a month.

What does this look like?

Mondays 8pm: EXP - This will be a few weeks away I imagine, but will be on monday going forward. I'll announce it

What is EXP?

EXP will be our Developmental talent pool (lurkers) that have posted in this thread, when I get around to making them and if I like their name/posts/avatar ect. We have a new arena for them and these matches will determine which lurkers wrestle good. If you do well here you may even get bumped up to a main show. Posting well / funny, ect or hell, making content will help massively as well. It also means if a Regular loses all their matches or pisses me off, they may get bumped down to EXP until they work their way back into the main roster. I will post who is in the TBD to be made lurker league. We also have an EXP belt that looks appropriately low effort lol

Tuesdays 8pm: Sudden Impact

Thursdays 8pm: RAM

This is a hell of a lot of work I know but we have a lot of people who own the game and are also investing a lot of time into this as well. I love the promos and Major has been cataloging them in the second post of this thread if you want to revisit them.

For anyone interested, here is my current list of who to make.

Tawal has been helping make people and is going through my list as well so we have multiple people on this

All cards for TV shows will be subjective at the time of posting due to the rivalry system

owns

# ? Mar 26, 2023 23:49

Autisanal Cheese: Nov 29, 2010

Leadthumb posted:

art in motion

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:06

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

Just saw this going through the news

Leadthumb posted:

🤔🤔🤔

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:16

Bolverkur: Aug 9, 2012

That Little Demon posted:

Hey all, lots to talk about today.

First, thanks for tuning in for the PPV, that was a bad night for the good guys to be sure.

Going forward its likely we will have 3 Streams a Week for TV shows, and a PPV once a month.

What does this look like?

Mondays 8pm: EXP - This will be a few weeks away I imagine, but will be on monday going forward. I'll announce it

What is EXP?

EXP will be our Developmental talent pool (lurkers) that have posted in this thread, when I get around to making them and if I like their name/posts/avatar ect. We have a new arena for them and these matches will determine which lurkers wrestle good. If you do well here you may even get bumped up to a main show. Posting well / funny, ect or hell, making content will help massively as well. It also means if a Regular loses all their matches or pisses me off, they may get bumped down to EXP until they work their way back into the main roster. I will post who is in the TBD to be made lurker league. We also have an EXP belt that looks appropriately low effort lol

Tuesdays 8pm: Sudden Impact

Thursdays 8pm: RAM

This is a hell of a lot of work I know but we have a lot of people who own the game and are also investing a lot of time into this as well. I love the promos and Major has been cataloging them in the second post of this thread if you want to revisit them.

For anyone interested, here is my current list of who to make.

Tawal has been helping make people and is going through my list as well so we have multiple people on this

All cards for TV shows will be subjective at the time of posting due to the rivalry system

hell yeah

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:24

Kild: Apr 24, 2010

That Little Demon posted:

Hey all, lots to talk about today.

First, thanks for tuning in for the PPV, that was a bad night for the good guys to be sure.

Going forward its likely we will have 3 Streams a Week for TV shows, and a PPV once a month.

What does this look like?

Mondays 8pm: EXP - This will be a few weeks away I imagine, but will be on monday going forward. I'll announce it

What is EXP?

EXP will be our Developmental talent pool (lurkers) that have posted in this thread, when I get around to making them and if I like their name/posts/avatar ect. We have a new arena for them and these matches will determine which lurkers wrestle good. If you do well here you may even get bumped up to a main show. Posting well / funny, ect or hell, making content will help massively as well. It also means if a Regular loses all their matches or pisses me off, they may get bumped down to EXP until they work their way back into the main roster. I will post who is in the TBD to be made lurker league. We also have an EXP belt that looks appropriately low effort lol

Tuesdays 8pm: Sudden Impact

Thursdays 8pm: RAM

This is a hell of a lot of work I know but we have a lot of people who own the game and are also investing a lot of time into this as well. I love the promos and Major has been cataloging them in the second post of this thread if you want to revisit them.

For anyone interested, here is my current list of who to make.

Tawal has been helping make people and is going through my list as well so we have multiple people on this

All cards for TV shows will be subjective at the time of posting due to the rivalry system

kick rear end

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:34

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 03:40

trying to jack off: Dec 31, 2007

finally, match times in the title. now ill only sometimes forget and miss a stream

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:36

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