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knock knock knock "Hey, somebody order a massage?" "You're too late! I already killed her!"
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Slamhound posted:I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995! As I have told you MANY times during our relationship, no one gets that reference. 
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Mar 24, 2023 20:34
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"My husband and I are absolutely so pleased to be underwriting the Jack and Elizabeth Donaghy High School for Teen Drama, the Arts, and Feelings! As embarrassed Americans, Jack and I pledge five million dollars to create a new generation of choreographers and puppeteers, clowns, video artists, and theatrical jugglers who will ask the world 'What is art?'"
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Mar 24, 2023 21:03
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Wow, it's just good to be, uh, Lance Drake Mandrell again. Get back to doing the things I love, like getting high and going to the planetarium.
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Mar 24, 2023 22:48
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I got four inches of steel that'll change your mind.
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Mar 25, 2023 01:41
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Uh, five inches, but it's thick.
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Mar 25, 2023 01:45
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the bravest New Yorker since Bernie Goetz, Mr. Dennis Duffy.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:05
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Hughmoris posted:As I have told you MANY times during our relationship, no one gets that reference. Did you see your first movie in a theater or a drive-in?
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Mar 25, 2023 04:08
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Jerusalem posted:Did you see your first movie in a theater or a drive-in? …What’s a…drive in?
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Mar 25, 2023 05:54
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We know what art is! It's paintings of horses!
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Mar 25, 2023 08:04
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I will not have you telling me boat names in my own office!
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Mar 25, 2023 09:44
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:…What’s a…drive in? Of course. 
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Mar 25, 2023 10:26
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This iced tea is so strong!
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Mar 25, 2023 12:02
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MokBa posted:This iced tea is so strong! I don't drink anything that's hot... that's the devil's temperature!
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Mar 25, 2023 12:23
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Social conservative, fiscal liberal.
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Mar 25, 2023 13:17
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"Pete, doesn't that responsibility come with a $4000 signing bonus?" "Errrr...yeess? Oh, right, I remember that meeting. Where you also said I would get a per diem...for gas. "Yes...yes. Twelve cents a mile-" "YES! HORNBERGER!" "Yes. Hornberger..."
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Mar 25, 2023 13:39
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I was supposed to be in "Rush Hour," but two weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
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Mar 25, 2023 14:58
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Jerusalem posted:I don't drink anything that's hot... that's the devil's temperature! This smells just like Hill People Milk...I've been drinking this since I was a baby!
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Mar 25, 2023 20:39
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Jerusalem posted:I don't drink anything that's hot... that's the devil's temperature! Oh where are my manners? This is Florida, let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade. Is blue OK?
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Mar 25, 2023 22:03
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That's cute. And what insolvent country do you come from? New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:43
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*gasp* Lesbian Mario Bros!
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Mar 25, 2023 23:26
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theflyingexecutive posted:That's cute. And what insolvent country do you come from? Ok! Now admit that the U.N. is useless! It is. Half the building is a laser tag arena.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:53
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Sorry recurring hobos.
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Mar 26, 2023 16:06
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Shneak posted:Sorry recurring hobos. GIMME YA FINGERNAILS!
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Mar 26, 2023 19:28
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Shneak posted:Sorry recurring hobos. You should write a sketch about how the Empire State Building is controlling our minds with electricity.
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Mar 26, 2023 20:21
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potee posted:GIMME YA FINGERNAILS! No!
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Mar 26, 2023 20:49
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This is my real voice! And the whole sexy baby thing isn't an act. I'm a very sexy baby. I can't help it if men are attracted to me. Like that homeless guy. He likes what he sees.
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Mar 27, 2023 04:22
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"You know what? Forget men, we've got each other." "Yeah. Let's go lez!" "No, I meant a book club or something, geez..."
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Mar 27, 2023 04:26
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This is going to be the scariest Princeton parents' weekend ever!
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Mar 27, 2023 04:28
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Sash! posted:This is my real voice! And the whole sexy baby thing isn't an act. I'm a very sexy baby. I can't help it if men are attracted to me. Like that homeless guy. He likes what he sees. It wasn't gay, it was just two men...... celebrating each other's strength................... o7
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Mar 27, 2023 06:05
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Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man, and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just cause I'm proud of my son.
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Mar 27, 2023 11:16
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Escobarbarian posted:Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man, and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just cause I'm proud of my son. They got me, son! The honkies got me!
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Mar 27, 2023 12:02
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I...I think we're just doing Good Times, now?
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Mar 27, 2023 16:06
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Sash! posted:Oh where are my manners? This is Florida, let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade. Is blue OK? Thank you for calling Florida 's emergency services. - If this is regarding an anaconda in a crawlspace, press 1. - If a sinkhole full of Indian bones has appeared in your living room, press 2. - If you want to know why JAG wasn't on, press 3.
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Mar 27, 2023 17:41
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I might be due for a rewatch, 'cause I didn't recognize those last four.
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Mar 27, 2023 17:47
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Crap. *keeping up with the Kardashians comes on the tv*
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Mar 27, 2023 17:53
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LividLiquid posted:I might be due for a rewatch, 'cause I didn't recognize those last four. I'm not gonna stop you, but three of the four are from just one scene: https://youtu.be/311PP8ahDW4 It's from Rosemary's Baby, probably my favorite episode.
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Mar 27, 2023 18:33
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WaffleZombie posted:I'm not gonna stop you, but three of the four are from just one scene: I love when a normal person is put in these insane situations like that, the poor therapist. Who's crazier, me or Ann Curry?
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Mar 27, 2023 18:57
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Jerusalem posted:They got me, son! The honkies got me! Tom Segura is right, the word honkey is hi-larious.
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Hi, I'm Bijou. Call me!
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