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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Large Testicles posted:

saving this for a future avatar

That VW Bug has huge balls!

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Looks like rectal prolapse to me.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Ask me about the time I sold my 8' sumo beanbag and in order to get it out the door I had to make my own giant vacuum bag.

It got through the door but ruptured in their car lol

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Final Fantasy 14 is currently running an event where you can basically get a costume of an npc race that looks like this:


That outfit can be dyed to change its colors. There's also a mount (vehicle) that's a large gorilla carrying you in one arm while it runs around


Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Deroceras reticulatum - grey garden slug, pink color morph

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

szary
Mar 12, 2014

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Crevussey

Dolduck
Oct 15, 2021

Infected hair implants?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

This makes me uncomfortable

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Dolduck posted:

Infected hair implants?

Yep, reverse image search says "The aftermath of a Turkish hair transplant"

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


that guy must feel like a real dickhead now

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yep, reverse image search says "The aftermath of a Turkish hair transplant"

drat now he needs a Brazilian wax

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The punchline is that they took the hair from his dick.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

TBH that interface is so ugly and cluttered that I can't even laugh at the suggestively shaped piece of crap.
Turn off your webcam

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just got here after a long trip Splicer?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
A fresh hair transplant doesn't look good at the best of times, but that is just awful. The hairline doesn't work for that guy's face at all.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Philippe posted:

A fresh hair transplant doesn't look good at the best of times, but that is just awful. The hairline doesn't work for that guy's face at all.

Yes, too meaty.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, too meaty.

its like a lipid tonsure

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

quote:

Huacrapona palm tree 🌴

Huacrapona palm tree fruticans is a large, evergreen palm forming a loose clump of growth from a prostrate or subterranean stem up to 45cm in diameter.

This palm extends from Nicaragua to Panama, and in other places in South Americaas Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Venezuela, Brazil and some placed in Africa.

Note: not all Palm trees are ‘Trees,’ and Not All Plants Called Palms are truly Palms, therefore we say Huacrapona palm tree is original palm tree.







MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Dickpalm

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always suspected that nature is gay, good to have that confirmed.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I'm having abysmal luck googling as it only seems to want to show me images, but is the front vine/fruit/root/thing transparent?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Beachcomber posted:

I'm having abysmal luck googling as it only seems to want to show me images, but is the front vine/fruit/root/thing transparent?
No, it's just wearing a condom.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Locally known as the "Happy Ladies Tree"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Hunter-Gatherer's make do

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

monolithburger posted:

This makes me uncomfortable

Just use more lube.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

H. R. Giger looking plant

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Carmen Sandiego agonizing over whether to steal that thing or not because she has a certain air of mystique to uphold and all the jokes could ruin that

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.
Pretty sure those trees were all over medieval Europe, but died out due to overharvesting.



Source

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Or did they?

https://i.imgur.com/Cy8LFGq.mp4

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Check out this sweet custom Ottoman for sale:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Clearly co-sponsored by Bad Dragon

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cocaine Bear posted:

Check out this sweet custom Ottoman for sale:



Looks like more of a bottoman to me

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