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SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Cool. Another school shooting in my shithole state:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1637907755309645827?s=20

edit: okay technically it wasn't inside the school.

SyRauk has issued a correction as of 22:38 on Mar 20, 2023

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SyRauk posted:

Cool. Another school shooting in my shithole state:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1637907755309645827?s=20

edit: okay technically it wasn't inside the school.

VIKING

FIGHT

DIES

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




simply the latin for "days" glad to see the classics alive

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

VIKING

FIGHT

DIES

it says
VIKING FIGHT
HIGH SCHOOL DIES

:(

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1638646352904171523

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

quote!=edit

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

replacing cops with private security isn't really the greatest of outcomes but replacing cops with former wrestlers sounds loving fantastic

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


The Voice of Labor posted:

replacing cops with private security isn't really the greatest of outcomes but replacing cops with former wrestlers sounds loving fantastic

It's perfect, they even already have the holes in their brains

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
wrestler involved shooting

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Animal-Mother posted:

wrestler involved shooting

at least they'd always hit their marks :dadjoke:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

The Voice of Labor posted:

replacing cops with private security

who is suggesting we do this

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Mister Speaker posted:

who is suggesting we do this

replacing cops with private security is a cornerstone of libertarianism

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Mister Speaker posted:

who is suggesting we do this
i’ll do you one worse

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


lmao @ no ideology or positions but doing what seems best at the moment to gain and keep power

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://www.wsmv.com/2023/03/27/mnpd-shooter-is-dead-following-active-situation-green-hills/

shooting about 45 minutes ago at a school in Nashville, multiple victims all that is being reported so far

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

https://www.wsmv.com/2023/03/27/mnpd-shooter-is-dead-following-active-situation-green-hills/

shooting about 45 minutes ago at a school in Nashville, multiple victims all that is being reported so far

It's a Pre-K and elementary school.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Twerk from Home posted:

It's a Pre-K and elementary school.

Sick country

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Twerk from Home posted:

It's a Pre-K and elementary school.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


This mass shooter was a teenage girl, we’ve done it and smashed that glass ceiling guys

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Dr. VooDoo posted:

This mass shooter was a teenage girl, we’ve done it and smashed that glass ceiling guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Elementary_School_shooting_(San_Diego)

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Dr. VooDoo posted:

This mass shooter was a teenage girl

:wow:

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Dr. VooDoo posted:

This mass shooter was a teenage girl, we’ve done it and smashed that glass ceiling guys

updated, 28-yeqr-old woman

3 kids, 3 adults + shooter dead

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Truly a Promethan moment for American women

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

equality is truly being achieved

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Revised reports saying that the shooter was a 28 year old woman.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

ugh elementary school shootings loving hurt

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Totally normal and sane country you have, not at all run by craven lunatics.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
sorry sorry we know. we are working on it.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
hey man, nice shot

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Acelerion posted:

ugh elementary school shootings loving hurt

You'd think we'd be used to them by now.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
hold on, I’ve just been handed a correction

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
demon cracker nation

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

sorry sorry we know. we are working on it.

we're doing our absolute best to make things worse. if we all work together we can realize a more miserable future than ever imagined

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you foreigners can take my word for it. after a few dozens of mass shootings you start to get used to it. it's just sort of an ambient aura of pain and misery, just tickles a little.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
They should do a vote to say no more of these imo

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

They should do a vote to say no more of these imo

by not having a vote to stop these they are effectively having a vote for them to continue

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Woke Mind Virus posted:

by not having a vote to stop these they are effectively having a vote for them to continue

Whoa

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

They should do a vote to say no more of these imo

that's populism, the great scourge of our time, you monster

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