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Konar posted:Guy who pushed Elon down the stairs as a kid, please come back to finish the job we need you now e- this  is the best snipe I’ve ever made. No notes.
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640502698549075972 God, what a turd move. I mean, the For You feed was already in a nosedive since they've shifted towards trying to give you 90% people you don't follow but were maybe interacted with at some point by someone you do, but this just kills it. Everyone says that the Following feed is better, but I find it it unusable since it's real-time, and would require me to sit on there all day long watching the feed instead of just checking in after dinner.
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Mar 28, 2023 02:20
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mastodon is still working fine for me 
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Mozi posted:mastodon is still working fine for me
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Data Graham posted:Masterbatedone ah, such innocent days...
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lmao twitter blue has so far only made 0.01% of his yearly interest payment on the initial loan to buy the company. surely pushing it as hard as he has is the correct business decision for this giga brain genius. He also cut the valuation of the company in half the other day, site is now worth less than half of what he paid for it https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/26/23657182/elon-musk-twitter-employee-stock-grants-valuation quote:Elon Musk has put a $20 billion value on Twitter, making up less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid to acquire the site, according to reports from Platformer and The Information. In a memo sent to staff viewed by Platformer’s Zoë Schiffer, Musk reportedly says that employees will receive stock grants based on Twitter’s $20 billion valuation. So clearly he's this generation's best big business boy
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Mar 28, 2023 02:38
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Egon defeated the bots but now has to defeat the bots with your $
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640532921386663938 only thing that can stop a bad AI swarm is a verified, paying AI swarm
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Mar 28, 2023 02:59
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As soon as the legacy checkmarks go away, there should be an army of people paying $8 to impersonate Tony La Russa.
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Mar 28, 2023 03:05
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So how soon after the legacy blue tickets go away do the lawsuits start up again regarding impersonations and what not?
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Haschel Cedricson posted:As soon as the legacy checkmarks go away, there should be an army of people paying $8 to impersonate Tony La Russa. Man, people really hate him. That's a pretty brutal headline. quote:Tony La Russa Is Everything That’s Wrong With Baseball https://slate.com/culture/2021/05/tony-la-russa-yermin-mercedes-home-run-white-sox.html
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Data Graham posted:Masterbatedone I am the Masturbated One
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cr0y posted:I am the Masturbated One That's what she said
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640522870714499072 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640535407937847297 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640535990321250305 he's pissed that he's getting so much of a negative response to this change
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640522870714499072 he's not pissed he is actually laughing and having a great time
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kazil posted:he's pissed that he's getting so much of a negative response to this change the man can still be bullied. it's what separates him from the trumps of the world
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ben shapino posted:he's not pissed he is actually laughing and having a great time His friends are just out of frame laughing as well.
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Mar 28, 2023 03:32
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lol @ anybody who didn’t delete their Twitter account last year.
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There’s gonna be like 10000 fake imposter accounts offering free bitcoin on April 1.
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davecrazy posted:lol @ anybody who didn’t delete their Twitter account last year.
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quote:Elon Musk has put a $20 billion value on Twitter, making up less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid to acquire the site, according to reports from Platformer and The Information. In a memo sent to staff viewed by Platformer’s Zoë Schiffer, Musk reportedly says that employees will receive stock grants based on Twitter’s $20 billion valuation. With those stock grant announcements I believe part of it was saying that there would be periodic windows when it can be sold (like with SpaceX). Wonder how long that first window will be delayed, since as soon as it happens it will pop that valuation prediction.
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Selling to whom, exactly? It's a closed corporation, it has no market for a public float. There was a sort of pink-sheets OTC for startups and the like, but first point, Twitter is not a startup, and secondly, a lot of that business was kind of anchored by a certain bank who got brought out for like negative $10 billion.
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Mar 28, 2023 04:05
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Keep bullying Musk He's currently hypersensitive and confused why even Twitter Blue morons are calling him out. He's currently flashing red so you can run right up to him and spam light attacks to rack up your combo meter
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm betting he'll still lose those polls. People will realize they can pay $8 a month to own Elon Musk, knowing he'll never get anywhere near profitable that way. If you pay Elon $8 a month just to try to "own" him in polls then I hate to break it to you but he's the one who has owned you.
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1640522870714499072 Elon is running twitter as capriciously thin skinned and bitchy as lowtax
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...! posted:If you pay Elon $8 a month just to try to "own" him in polls then I hate to break it to you but he's the one who has owned you. $7
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Oscar Wild posted:Elon is running twitter as capriciously thin skinned and bitchy as lowtax He's even more thin-skinned than Lowtax, which I didn't think was possible.
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Nobody uses the "for you" tab though, right?? ....right?????
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It's pretty funny that he's doing the whole "$8" retorts that his followers loved again, but this time it's because he desperately wants people to know that it's only $7 now (not through app store) (when you buy a year) (Best Value!)
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...! posted:If you pay Elon $8 a month just to try to "own" him in polls then I hate to break it to you but he's the one who has owned you. This is correct but the Twitter addicts who crow about how left wing they are will convince themselves it's wrong so they can continue feeding their addiction
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the trick is to steal credit numbers to get blue. also assuming the forever checkmark glitch is still working, cancel it with a charge back and hope Musk gets cut off from the big 4 transaction processors.
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kw0134 posted:Selling to whom, exactly? It's a closed corporation, it has no market for a public float. There was a sort of pink-sheets OTC for startups and the like, but first point, Twitter is not a startup, and secondly, a lot of that business was kind of anchored by a certain bank who got brought out for like negative $10 billion. Elon already explained to you that it's an inverse startup. Thus you get inverse equity. I anticipate these stock grants will be managed on the blockchain, possibly using Dogecoin. Elon is simply disrupting the woke and absolete stock grant industry. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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cr0y posted:I am the Masturbated One Don't trust the skull
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I’m gonna guess that he’ll walk back all but the one thing he really wants inside of a week
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kw0134 posted:Selling to whom, exactly? It's a closed corporation, it has no market for a public float. There was a sort of pink-sheets OTC for startups and the like, but first point, Twitter is not a startup, and secondly, a lot of that business was kind of anchored by a certain bank who got brought out for like negative $10 billion.
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...! posted:If you pay Elon $8 a month just to try to "own" him in polls then I hate to break it to you but he's the one who has owned you. I dunno, seven bucks a month to make a billionaire lose his loving mind even faster sounds pretty cheap. His whole thin-skinned belief is the validated users love and adore him, and taking that away from Elon would be delicious. Because if that goes, there is definitively no secret "bot-free" majority who actually love him.
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drat, I remember the good ol days when he really thought hed win that poll where everybody told him to step down. Im honestly surprised twitter is still running, its like some personal hell a greek god put him in
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I dunno, seven bucks a month to make a billionaire lose his loving mind even faster sounds pretty cheap. It's truly incredible that anyone is still stupid enough to think this way after trump. When someone's entire belief system resides within a fictional world, you can't "own" them into reality. They will simply keep building additions to their fictional world that explain how it can't be real
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