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Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/natemook/status/1640366079019982849?s=20



America will make you gay slaves

also please stop dropping grenades on us while we are in flagrante delicto.

That design feels like something out of a JW booklet.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/KadirHama/status/1640439094160269320?s=20

nafo horny police

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Polidoro posted:

That design feels like something out of a JW booklet.
I think its the horse.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/officejjsmart/status/1639888542254891011?s=20

SlurredSpeech609 posted:

I think its the horse.



ah yes the swordlance

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

NATO better loving hurry up on the gay enslavement, I’m straight and free and it loving sucks.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1640471269228564482
Several drones were shot down today in Kyiv and Kyiv oblast. One shot down drone in Kyiv started a fire, which was put out. No casualties.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1640450976191488019
on brand for Russian clowns.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Crashing is better than taking them to a special military operation though.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Google Bard is a coward rear end bitch.


WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


Yeah one of the drivers was 1/16th Ukrainian so the other drivers had to lose their vehicles at a 5:1 ratio to stop him

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

could be good photoshop phriday material

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Zippy the Bummer posted:

could be good photoshop phriday material

ehhh not so much after what happened today

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


MrQwerty posted:

ehhh not so much after what happened today

Thank you for observing a period of quiet reflection after the sacking of Antonio Conte.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1640476098818449410

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1640411122644787201?s=20
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1640398795639865359?s=20

https://meduza.io/en/news/2023/03/26/a-recorded-conversation-appears-to-reveal-two-russian-elites-harshly-criticizing-putin

quote:

Iosif Prigozhin has called the recording a fake. “Current technologies, neural networks, they let people fabricate not only voices but a whole conversation. Everyone knows my political position,” said the producer, who publicly supports Russia in the war.

Wagner Group founder Evgeny Prigozhin has commented that whoever posted the recording may have mistakenly thought that he was the Prigozhin on the call.
https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1639790460058124288?s=20
lol

https://www.newsweek.com/russian-billionare-vladimir-putin-criticism-ukraine-iosif-prigozhin-farkhad-akhmedov-1790453

quote:

Speaking to Russian state media, he then said he did "not remember this conversation exactly, and neural networks today allow you to do miracles."

"In any case, such actions are an attack on privacy," he told Russian outlet Fontanka.

He said he last spoke with Akhmedov in January, adding that "we all have private conversations in which some doubts can be expressed."

He reiterated his support for the Kremlin's war in Ukraine, adding that "what happened to me right now can happen to anyone."
if they come from trump they come for YOU
and now back to the other Prigozhin
https://twitter.com/NatalkaKyiv/status/1636433482946584582?s=20

nice watch bro

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Pigozhin should lead by example, when it comes to taking care of the families of deceased Wagners, given how much he probably stole in terms of death benefits and government subsidies anyway. Kashevarova is barking up the wrong tree because the oligarchs are thinking of the only correct decision in this situation - take what you can and get out before the whole house of cards falls apart. And as for the other Prigozhin, own what you said brother, set a better example for the russian serfs instead of trying to deflect your own statements using vranyo.

zone fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Mar 28, 2023

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


Well I experienced a weird feeling of dread upon seeing this guy holding dogtags like they're nothing but trinkets.

Horrifying.

Gejnor
Mar 14, 2005

Fun Shoe

rodbeard posted:

(War, huh) Yeah!
(What is it good for?) Absolutely nothing, uhuh

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

quote:

“War, Nobby. Huh! What is it good for?" he said.
"Dunno, Sarge. Freeing slaves, maybe?"
"Absol—well, okay."
"Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?"
"All right, I'll grant you that, but—"
"Saving civilization from a horde of—"
"It doesn't do any good in the long run is what I'm saying, Nobby, if you'd listen for five seconds together," said Fred Colon sharply.
"Yeah, but in the long run, what does, Sarge?”

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

In Russia, they injected chips via vaccine to track soldiers with HIMARS
In Ukraine, they used your cellphone

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
We have Matt Lucas at home....

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Seveerity/status/1640430729594019856
mascot goose!

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Polidoro posted:

That design feels like something out of a JW booklet.

Yeah as someone who grew up as a JW that was also my first thought. The art style, the composition, the super dramatic scene, it could be straight out of "What will your life be like when the Great Cowboy of the West rides out?" or something.

Hell, considering how Russia is using literal nazis in their propaganda photos I wouldn't be surprised if this was a JW art piece that someone photoshopped to look more relevant.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
:honk:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think Putin has any idea whats actually going on at the front lines?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think Putin has any idea whats actually going on at the front lines?

It's like the movie Goodbye Lenin. They just make news stories about how Ukraine is being captured and Europe is freezing

that bizarro poo poo on Россия 1 is the only thing he sees

except at the end they tell him Vkusno i Tochka is still Mcdonalds

zone
Dec 6, 2016

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you think Putin has any idea whats actually going on at the front lines?

I doubt he has any real inkling of the kind of trouble Russia is in. During the beginning of the war, sometime after the disaster at Bilohorivka and the defeat of the Russians near the banks of the Siverskiy Donets, he tried his hand at micromanaging the army himself. That didn't work out any better than if he would have just let the Russian general staff bumble around themselves. Maybe they tried to mollify him about the reactivation of ancient soviet relics by saying those are for rear echelon units while fresh tanks are built. Anyone that actually tried to get the real situation to Putin would probably be gulaged first before they'd be given any positive return on their efforts.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009


Russian spaghetti al dente.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Just Another Lurker posted:

Russian spaghetti.

Palms are sweaty, body armor weak, AK is heavy
HIMARS hit the command post already, CO is spaghetti.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


Thanks, rear end in a top hat, from lefthanded people everywhere. Way to prove we're not sinister.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/partizan_oleg/status/1640602591980830721
Excellent thread on tank unit compositions, known reserves, and russian force composition by Partizan_Oleg.

https://twitter.com/AlexRaptor94/status/1640464016999960576
Fresh supply of ancient relics making it to the frontline.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Look what else made it's way to the front

https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1640606045918707714

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
In other news, it's 1900 visually confirmed russian tanks lost

https://twitter.com/PhillipsPOBrien/status/1640605888493809664

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Cable Guy posted:

We have Matt Lucas at home....

Prigozhin's funnier tho

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
I'm chuckling at the difference between the careful training of the Ukrainians shown in the MoD released footage, and the Ukrainians immediately letting a politician hoon about in one the moment they get delivered.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Pablo Bluth posted:

I'm chuckling at the difference between the careful training of the Ukrainians shown in the MoD released footage, and the Ukrainians immediately letting a politician hoon about in one the moment they get delivered.

Eh,

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Pablo Bluth posted:

I'm chuckling at the difference between the careful training of the Ukrainians shown in the MoD released footage, and the Ukrainians immediately letting a politician hoon about in one the moment they get delivered.

Why all the Paras flag & stuff on them?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Is that Olaf Scholz doing a Chicago Sunroof?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1640666216116125696
https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1640655724840665090

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Just Another Lurker posted:

Why all the Paras flag & stuff on them?
If you believe Wikipedia, the Air Assult Forces are the elite end of the Ukrainian military. The new toys (C2, Leos 1&2, Abrams, Bradleys,...) are almost certainly being held back for a big counteroffensive, and it seems evidently the AAF are the ones who get to do lead this role in the counteroffensive.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pablo Bluth posted:

Is that Olaf Scholz doing a Chicago Sunroof?

The slav squat. It's a sign of respect.


Looks like the border guards shot down one of the Iranian drones with small arms and maybe a machine gun, though the exact moment isn't visible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yluWuMppZI

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