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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, assholishness aside, I'm really craving bacon egg and cheese on a fruit bagel now.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I'd eat one for sure, but that picture makes it look infected.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


DamnCanadian posted:

Centipedes? In MY centipede?!!
:lol:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
All i can see is tattooed pig skin

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A co-worker once cut a bishop's monk in half, put a thick slice of saturday sausage in between the halves along with a good squirt of mustard, and ate it like a hamburger.




No photo of mustard because I'm assuming even foreigners know what mustard is.

would.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:


No photo of mustard because I'm assuming even foreigners know what mustard is.

It's what you put on a baseball to throw it faster, duh.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Even with the mustard? Really? Jesus.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Even with the mustard? Really? Jesus.


I got news for you. Mustard Fruits are 100% a thing, and very delicious with cured meats.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well I just found out about a new culinary experience I should try.
Thank you.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/goddeketal/status/1639980149402738689

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




It's afraid!

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Rare earth just did a video from a Syrian refugee camp.
Because nobody there has a job and the only visitors are youtubers and a crazy teakwando teacher, all the kids can only imagine working either of those jobs.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


This makes me sad beyond belief. Thanks a lot!!

Btw, that guy that posted the tweet is a big anti-vaxxer so its even more cursed.

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

this is a human fetus at 12 weeks. still think abortion isn't murder? you disgust me

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/dividebyjosh/status/1639804308970704898?t=aXNIpR42NHqIAWbJ6eIodg&s=19

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MrMidnight posted:

This makes me sad beyond belief. Thanks a lot!!

Btw, that guy that posted the tweet is a big anti-vaxxer so its even more cursed.

Even though the vaccine is fake, the disease is real.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Even with the mustard? Really? Jesus.

I said what I said. :c00lbert:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

knuthgrush posted:

I said what I said. :c00lbert:

And yet I bet you don't eat pea soup as a pasta sauce.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Sad to see Grimace has fallen on tough times.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


limp_cheese posted:

Sad to see Grimace has fallen on tough times.

You gotta better way to eat rear end all day?

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


VictualSquid posted:

crazy teakwando teacher

Is this a typo or is there a martial art where you hit people with a slab of hardwood?

EDIT: Cursory googling turns up several martial arts where you hit people with hardwood weapons.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And yet I bet you don't eat pea soup as a pasta sauce.

I'd never considered the combo but I'd at least give it a try.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Any soup can be a pasta sauce if you live alone and have noone to judge you

:sigh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

knuthgrush posted:

I'd never considered the combo but I'd at least give it a try.

Seriouspost: do.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

limp_cheese posted:

Sad to see Grimace has fallen on tough times.

Sit your McNuggies down, Ronald-san

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

Sit your McNuggies down, Ronald-san

Ronald-sama at that point, surely :japan:

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

MrMidnight posted:

This makes me sad beyond belief. Thanks a lot!!

Btw, that guy that posted the tweet is a big anti-vaxxer so its even more cursed.

is it sad for a 7 year old to not have an iphone though

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

british elmo

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Takes No Damage posted:

Ronald-sama at that point, surely :japan:
Donald-sama :eng101:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



You got to admire the guts of an admitted cadaver molester claiming to be in the cadaver lab by accident.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I tripped and fell right into this corpse pile!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


It's not moldy! It's maple flavored!!!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Maple burger might be p good, tho.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

TotalLossBrain posted:

I tripped and fell right into this corpse pile!

The finger just slipped in there!

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Das Boo posted:

Maple burger might be p good, tho.

It is, especially if you use a smoked cheese for that savoury

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm thinking the exits for coffins and job applicants should probably both go into the same incinerator.

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nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

mobby_6kl posted:

The finger just slipped in there!

And out and then in again

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