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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
This poll is closed.
desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

A well entertained population, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and rip bongs, shall not be infringed

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
the apotheosis of donal trum


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

:2bong:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
So what happened today?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

bebop esq posted:

So what happened today?

today didn't happen

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

DrPossum posted:

today didn't happen

good, i'm glad

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

bebop esq posted:

So what happened today?

Muller claims to have rigged Trump's limo somehow and it exploded, but I'm thinking he faked his own death to see who would actually mourn for him.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
dan trup blew up

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Does Matt Walsh have a beard because he's a chinless freak like Gavin

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

bebop esq posted:

So what happened today?

It's been a full day of your usual 2nd week of Arrestmas activities
such as:

trunping
Trnoing'
TRnolngling
and
rTNIUined

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1640863054437965824

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Does Matt Walsh have a beard because he's a chinless freak like Gavin

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Finally Cookie Day again. Peanut butter cookies, cream cheese to make them fluffy, didn't have any Reese's pieces but these animals eat anything

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
hey guess who I am

"im a dusty mummy president that doesn't do anything other than ramble on about stories that waver between reality and dementia fever while I chisel away whatever help and dignity for poor and disadvantaged people have with my aging, listless, dying political party"




can you guess?


that's right im president mummy

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I...I love this

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
The 28-year-old who killed three children and three adults at a private Christian school in Nashville was under care for an emotional disorder and had legally bought seven firearms that were hidden at home, Metro Nashville Police Chief John Drake said Tuesday.

The parents of the shooter, Audrey Hale, spoke to police and said they knew Hale had bought and sold one weapon and believed that was the extent of it.

“The parents felt (Hale) should not own weapons,” the chief said.


On Monday morning, Hale left home with a red bag, and the parents asked what was inside but were dismissed, Drake said.

Three of the weapons were used in the attack Monday. The seven weapons were purchased between October 20, 2020 and June 6, 2022, police spokesman Don Aaron said.

Police also said Tuesday they did not know a motive. The shooter targeted the school and church in the attack but did not specifically target any of the six people killed, Aaron said. Hale’s writings mentioned a mall near the school as another possible target, he added.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/28/us/covenant-school-shooting-nashville-tennessee-tuesday/index.html

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

The canon I have is that Tom Wilson (the Biff actor) is actually a really cool dude. I hope it's true.

i listened to a podcast where he was a guest and he sounded really cool and nice actually

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PhillyMayor/status/1640847336996851714

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/nbc6/status/1640859034445029377

lmao cops doing literal CSI poo poo on this but can't solve any actual crime

was it a dilburitto?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

A Bakers Cousin posted:

you had one job tug boat, to tug, and you cant even do that right!

tug boats perform many jobs!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

bebop esq posted:

So what happened today?

donald trump parrested very badly

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
:3:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

AxGrap posted:

Muller claims to have rigged Trump's limo somehow and it exploded, but I'm thinking he faked his own death to see who would actually mourn for him.

truml would definitely do something like this (if he could figure out how to)

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

DrPossum posted:

hey guess who I am

"im a dusty mummy president that doesn't do anything other than ramble on about stories that waver between reality and dementia fever while I chisel away whatever help and dignity for poor and disadvantaged people have with my aging, listless, dying political party"




can you guess?


that's right im president mummy

Senator Thomas Carper (D-DE) is the mummy, actually

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021


:kimchi:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

bebop esq posted:

Senator Thomas Carper (D-DE) is the mummy, actually

senator mummy and president mummy are not related

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

peeping

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Lux Animus posted:

So:
I met the person who played BIFF in the BACK TO THE FUTURE movies in the last week and let me tell you I was immediately struck by and confronted with the Truth™ that TRUMP is the BIFF of this current Timeline.

STOP ASKING ME THE QUESTION

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

bebop esq posted:

So what happened today?

transphobe got their poo poo rocked

tacodaemon posted:

hey it's DC

outside Solly's bar at the corner of 11th and U Street NW, I walk by there so frequently I recognized it in a split second


https://twitter.com/detectfights/status/1639920220755116032

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
President Dummy(A Fool)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inspector Hound posted:

I...I love this

have a bunch more of them

https://twitter.com/hamcarless/status/1640831579814518786

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

transphobe got their poo poo rocked

lmao at the video, he got knocked the gently caress down

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

MockingQuantum posted:

also a shocking number of magnitude 3+ earthquakes, which I imagine aren't ideal for big manufacturing plants

bothering Loki's wife overmuch is a sexism, BTW

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

tacodaemon posted:

hey it's DC

outside Solly's bar at the corner of 11th and U Street NW, I walk by there so frequently I recognized it in a split second


https://twitter.com/detectfights/status/1639920220755116032

the second someone is doing idle animations you know you shouldn’t fight em. this video rocks

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Red Baron posted:

lmao the industrial disasters are quickening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ty3YnWN80

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/TomLehmanWGAL/status/1640869547136757760

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BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Consummate Professional posted:

the second someone is doing idle animations you know you shouldn’t fight em. this video rocks

lmao sage advice and yeah it's good for the soul

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